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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 23, 2019 9:54:27 GMT -5
We just need crowd shots of women licking along with Roode like what happened here:  |
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Post by timelimitdraw on Apr 23, 2019 10:24:52 GMT -5
That moustache actually works for him. More Tom Selleck than hipster. Next Week: Robert Roode changes his name to Magnum RR |
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 23, 2019 11:27:22 GMT -5
Is he going to join the York Foundation now? "And coming down the aisle, The World Six Man Tag Team Champions: 'The Computerized Man of the 2000s': Robert Rude, Zachary Ryder & Mitchell K. Rawley, The Brooke Foundation!!" |
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Apr 23, 2019 12:35:06 GMT -5
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Post by edgestar on Apr 23, 2019 12:57:57 GMT -5
We just need crowd shots of women licking along with Roode like what happened here: If he does that at MITB, I'll be the token hilarious female fan. |
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Post by salz4life on Apr 23, 2019 12:59:20 GMT -5
Is this a John Holmes gimmick?
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Apr 23, 2019 13:41:45 GMT -5
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 23, 2019 13:47:07 GMT -5
Damn he really does look like Rick Rude in his later years.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Apr 23, 2019 13:49:43 GMT -5
I’m still chuckling about the Graves’ pregnancy line and all three corpsing.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 23, 2019 13:50:20 GMT -5
Is this a John Holmes gimmick? That reminds me of the Dean of Students at my high school, Duane Holmes. He had the same sort of 70s porn stache too, so naturally the rumor was that he used to be a porn star named "Diamond" Duane Holmes |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 14:37:11 GMT -5
DILF! DILF! DILF! DILF!
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Apr 23, 2019 18:38:52 GMT -5
This is how the conversation went down:
HHH: Bobby, we're gonna tweak the character a bit. May as well go 100% in the direction you've hinted at your whole career
Bobby: I get to grow the mustache?
HHH: You can grow the mustache
Bobby: I can watch those matches all weekend long?
HHH: want some company?
Bobby: I'M IN!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 18:41:43 GMT -5
This is how the conversation went down: HHH: Bobby, we're gonna tweak the character a bit. May as well go 100% in the direction you've hinted at your whole career Bobby: I get to grow the mustache? HHH: You can grow the mustache Bobby: I can watch those matches all weekend long? HHH: want some company? Bobby: I'M IN! I always thought the Pedigree would look good as Roode's finisher. |
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Apr 23, 2019 19:47:38 GMT -5
How long until he goes full Joey Ryan?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2019 20:30:00 GMT -5
Next week Roode interrupts a match between Ryder and Hawkins and Lucha House Party and cuts a promo.
“What is a mustache? It’s a little bit of hair growing over the upper lip. I don’t have one, nobody else here has one. But you know what? A mustache is for a real man. See, of all these people here, I have the best mustache of them all. Give me a couple more days I’ll have a nice thick mustache. But none of these boys right here will ever have one.”
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Post by toodarkmark on Apr 23, 2019 21:46:27 GMT -5
I know it would be in poor taste, but he is soooo Rick Rude's married, two jobs having, older brother who did well with the ladies 20 years ago but now with the mortgage, Becky needing braces, and the van needing repair, he is just really tired and stretched way too thin to not win this next match.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Apr 24, 2019 9:39:12 GMT -5
Is he going to join the York Foundation now? Can't he join your sig instead? |
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Post by crowley1986 on Apr 24, 2019 13:20:20 GMT -5
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Post by realist on Apr 24, 2019 13:56:46 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that was foreshadowing the return of Eli Cottonwood as Roode's bodyguard.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Apr 24, 2019 14:29:07 GMT -5
With that mustache, he should've went with Roberto. It sounds more exotic too. Give him a gross lothario gimmick and I'm all in. |
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