Sparkybob
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I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Jun 14, 2019 17:35:05 GMT -5
and asks "Why does nobody want to fight me?" What do you do FAN?
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jun 14, 2019 17:39:22 GMT -5
I give him a hug, a pat on the back and say "there, there"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2019 17:42:29 GMT -5
I'd ask who let him out of that room.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 14, 2019 17:42:59 GMT -5
I offer him a cold beverage. And then... DTA! DON'T TRUST ANYONE! And then I get the f*** outta there...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2019 18:02:26 GMT -5
Say "cause they know you'll whoop their asses" and try to be his buddy.
If he was after my girl/wanted to fight me? Maybe a Bobby Hill-esque kick to the cajones and hope somebody intervenes before I get murdered.
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mrbananagrabber
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Paul Heyman's unofficial joke writer
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 14, 2019 18:04:45 GMT -5
I’d say “cos they all want to bang your wife.”
And then he’d kill me.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2019 18:11:55 GMT -5
hit him with a beer bottle and shave off his amish beard
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2019 18:16:02 GMT -5
Does he enter the club to his theme song?
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Tony Schiavone in Disguise
Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Jun 14, 2019 18:18:10 GMT -5
I'd say keep talking and I'll make you LOOK like Ellsworth.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jun 14, 2019 18:24:33 GMT -5
Dolph Ziggler walks up to you and your girl...
“IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!”
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Jun 14, 2019 18:30:24 GMT -5
We just watch as Black struggles through a 3 minute promo while script writers and Stephanie urge him on behind a camera.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jun 14, 2019 18:30:47 GMT -5
buy him a drink and ask him why he's looking for a fight.
he wouldnt look out of place in the pub I've been drinking in for 15+ years, he'd probably like it.
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thecrusherwi
El Dandy
the Financially Responsible Man
Brawl For All
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jun 14, 2019 18:47:32 GMT -5
Look him nose to nose and say, “because you’re so short”
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Jun 14, 2019 19:05:29 GMT -5
First thing I'd be doing is watching that motherf***er's feet.
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spagett
Hank Scorpio
Great Job!
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Post by spagett on Jun 14, 2019 19:10:51 GMT -5
Hit him with the ultimate line.
Hopefully next week, you won't be around!
It's a scientific fact that there is no comeback to that sick burn.
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Peeetah
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BANG
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Post by Peeetah on Jun 14, 2019 20:27:04 GMT -5
I'd tell him the goth bar is thattaway.
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ayumidah
Wade Wilson
Don't bother pretending I seem fine, I like that I'm a mess
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Post by ayumidah on Jun 14, 2019 21:04:13 GMT -5
"Because they're waiting for you to say Velveteen Dream's name again"
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jun 14, 2019 21:06:43 GMT -5
Hit him with the ultimate line. Hopefully next week, you won't be around! It's a scientific fact that there is no comeback to that sick burn. Make sure to add the smug nod at the end so he knows just how badly he was destroyed .
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Post by DSR on Jun 14, 2019 21:48:29 GMT -5
I'm still flabbergasted at the idea that I'm at a club and I have a girl.
*wistful sigh, a single tear streams down my cheek*
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jun 14, 2019 21:49:47 GMT -5
I'm still flabbergasted at the idea that I'm at a club and I have a girl. *wistful sigh, a single tear streams down my cheek* Poor guy. We should all band together and cheer our boy Stevie up.
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