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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2019 2:56:15 GMT -5
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 11, 2019 3:27:54 GMT -5
This is actually a solid pun, but WHO THE f*** IS THE MARKET FOR THIS? tinyurl.com/yxg6tnjsI'm linking to this because of language, but I'm putting it under TinyURL because I want to see if anyone can guess who this shirt is for. {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}You guessed it right (probably), it's Jack Swagger! Reading is Dave Meltzer Your Friend This is what nightmares (of female Fox News anchors) are made of.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2019 3:35:25 GMT -5
And now I just want to see how long we can keep up with having Matt Taven shirts in every post.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2019 3:36:28 GMT -5
I hope my family finds this thread open on my phone and alerts the proper authorities to track down Matt Taven. Because that “That’s So Taven” shirt killed me. Killed me dead in cold blood. This post coming to you via my spirit trapped inside the forums. Also here’s Taven and the Kanellis family as Minions:
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 11, 2019 3:42:19 GMT -5
You know, Ring of Honor has their own merchandise shop. Maybe they have something bett...AH
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 11, 2019 3:44:10 GMT -5
You know, Ring of Honor has their own merchandise shop. Maybe they have something bett...AH That's the most 1996 thing I've seen in a minute.
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Post by clifford on Jul 11, 2019 3:50:01 GMT -5
I've never watched a Matt Taven match in my life but based on this thread alone he's the worst professional wrestler in the history of this sport.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Jul 11, 2019 4:02:54 GMT -5
Beaver Cleavage has merchandise. BEAVER CLEAVAGE HAS A T-SHIRT. WHY? Now, who doesn't want a naked Hornswoggle on their clothing? Filling the Matt Taven quota here.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 11, 2019 4:08:13 GMT -5
I'm f***ing wheezing
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2019 4:17:05 GMT -5
It's sexual, baby.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 11, 2019 5:10:04 GMT -5
I was surprised to learn it wasn't his real name. That means that Matt Taven instead wanted to name himself after the Mortal Kombat character who made Shujinko of all people look cool by comparison.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 11, 2019 5:18:52 GMT -5
Was completely befuddled when I saw that Ben Askren had a PWTees shop, but then I saw this and um yeeeeah this one's a lil awkward now huh
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Post by Starshine on Jul 11, 2019 5:20:29 GMT -5
I swear Matt Taven is the human embodiment of having a random joke in mind then desperately trying to force it into the current topic of conversation and failing miserably.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Jul 11, 2019 5:51:24 GMT -5
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jul 11, 2019 5:57:44 GMT -5
I kinda like this one, can see someone into Nightmare Before Christmas/Alice in Wonderland kinda stuff.
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Post by Starshine on Jul 11, 2019 6:02:20 GMT -5
Ahhhh... Huuuh... Is it possible to sell a negative number of shirts?
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Post by Raskovnik on Jul 11, 2019 6:03:38 GMT -5
Matt Taven is the sheer embodiment of PWTees. It's absolutely perfect.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2019 6:17:34 GMT -5
did Taven's trainer give him that name like when Les Thatcher gave the one guy a paperboy gimmick
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jul 11, 2019 6:47:56 GMT -5
I love dad jokes and awful puns, so this topic is making me a Matt Taven fan.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2019 6:58:07 GMT -5
Matt Taven really is the goddamn worst: The only context I could see anyone wearing this shirt is at a Melvins concert. Otherwise...
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