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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 11, 2019 8:33:27 GMT -5
"I'd like to flyyyyyy
But my wings are penciled in iiiicccccce"
Alice in Chains, "Down in a Hole"
"Underneath the bridge
Toddlers sprung a leak"
Nirvana, "Something in the Way"
"I take this kid
And I bury it in youuuuuu"
Metallica, "Unforgiven II"
"Gettin' bee stunnnnnggggg!"
Pearl Jam, "Animal" (what my uncle thought Eddie Vedder was saying)
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Post by thechase on Jul 11, 2019 8:34:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2019 8:39:51 GMT -5
Megadeth's Mechanix:
Who'd ever thought it'd be better?
Than smoking up on this weed
I do it for my life
Make my driveshaft crank
Make my Pistons moe
Marijuana's got me high, oh yeah!
I know those aren't the real words, but I honestly don't even want to know the real words. I've been singing it that way since the 80's.
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Eunös ✈
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Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Jul 11, 2019 8:43:23 GMT -5
Fear Factory - New Breed
Actual Lyrics
"Born Bred beaten, Born Bred beaten.. New Breed, New Breed"
What I hear.
" Wo Man Beater, Wo Man Beater, Food Fight!, Food Fight!"
UB40 - Rat in Me Kitchen
Actual Lyrics
I'm gonna fix that Rat that's what I'm Gonna, I'm gonna fix that Rat.
What I hear
I'm gonna Flintstone Rat that's what I'm Gonna, I'm gonna Flintstone Rat.
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic
Actual Lyrics
Nother Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension.
What I hear
Have an Erection, I have an Erection, I have an Erection, I have an Erection.
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There's more but those are the runs that spring to mind for now.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jul 11, 2019 9:28:52 GMT -5
Benny and the Jets and "electric boobs." That is all.
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jul 11, 2019 10:58:25 GMT -5
“He’s dancing with the chicken slacks/She’s moving up and back.” (Sam Cooke - “Twistin’ the Night Away”)
“Hypnotize and eggs garage in me.” (Four Seasons - “December 1963”)
“I sees fur go rising as a very good sign.” (Loggins & Messina - “Danny’s Song”)
“So you wanna play with my Jeep?” (Katy Perry - “Dark Horse”)
“We built a kelly and got drunk on the beach.” (Perry - “Teenage Dream”)
“And it must have been so bad/‘Cause Little Women must have damn near killed you.” (Nickelback - “How You Remind Me”)
And pretty much the entire opening to The Adventures of Pete & Pete. I won’t type it out entirely, but for the longest time I thought Polaris was singing “or have you bitten the dog again?”
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Post by thechase on Jul 11, 2019 11:10:37 GMT -5
"I'll pretend my chip's not sinking, and I'll tell myself I'm all for you 'cause I'm a king I wish for thinking" - Go West, King of Wishful Thinking.
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in the name of love before you break my heart
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Post by vashondude on Jul 15, 2019 20:24:07 GMT -5
Sia - Round and Round
Actual lyrics: Find a song (find a song) and sing it round, round, round
What I heard it as: Find a song (find a song) and sing it wrong, wrong, wrong
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Post by edgestar on Jul 15, 2019 20:37:56 GMT -5
Hold me closer, Tony Danza. Count the head lice on the highway.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 15, 2019 20:39:00 GMT -5
'Scue me while I kiss this guy!!!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 15, 2019 20:48:11 GMT -5
Rod Stewart -- Forever Young
But whatever road you choose, I'm right behind you with a noose. (actual lyric: win or lose)
I guess lynching someone is a kind of a way to keep them "forever young."
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Jiren
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Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Jul 15, 2019 21:33:12 GMT -5
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 15, 2019 21:42:01 GMT -5
What I hear
Don't bring me down, Bruce!
The actual lyrics
Don't bring me down, groos!
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Dr. T is an alien
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Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jul 15, 2019 22:29:24 GMT -5
What I hear Don't bring me down, Bruce! The actual lyrics Don't bring me down, groos! As I understand it they actually say Bruce during live shows now as a tribute to the fans insistence that is the lyrics. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 15, 2019 22:44:12 GMT -5
What I hear Don't bring me down, Bruce! The actual lyrics Don't bring me down, groos! As I understand it they actually say Bruce during live shows now as a tribute to the fans insistence that is the lyrics. Yeah, sometimes John Fogerty sings "There's a bathroom on the right" as well. |
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The gentle beating of mighty wings.
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Post by denna5 on Jul 15, 2019 22:55:49 GMT -5
For some reason, I would always hear the words Hot Blooded in hot blooded by Forienger as hot pudding which made the song kind of weird.
Not mine but my husband would listed to AC/DC when little, particularly the song Dirty Deeds and instead of hearing dirty deeds done dirt cheap, he heard Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Chief. He is connived that this would be a great name for a TV show in the 80's about a corrupt cop and his Native American partner who has to put up with him. Ideally, it would have starred Burt Reynolds and Will Sampson.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2019 23:13:16 GMT -5
Fear Factory - New BreedActual Lyrics "Born Bred beaten, Born Bred beaten.. New Breed, New Breed" What I hear. " Wo Man Beater, Wo Man Beater, Food Fight!, Food Fight!" UB40 - Rat in Me KitchenActual Lyrics I'm gonna fix that Rat that's what I'm Gonna, I'm gonna fix that Rat. What I hear I'm gonna Flintstone Rat that's what I'm Gonna, I'm gonna Flintstone Rat. Beastie Boys - IntergalacticActual Lyrics Nother Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension, Another Dimension. What I hear Have an Erection, I have an Erection, I have an Erection, I have an Erection. ---------------------- There's more but those are the runs that spring to mind for now. When I listen to New Breed I sing "corn bread eatin". |
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Perd
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jul 15, 2019 23:30:07 GMT -5
On “You Oughta Know”, I thought the lyric said “cross eyed bear” and not “cross I bear”. I thought Uncle Joey had given her a stuffed animal.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Jul 16, 2019 3:31:08 GMT -5
Steve Miller - Jet Airliner
What I hear:
Oh, oh she goes down with the light on
Don’t carry me too far away
Actual lyrics:
Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner
Don't carry me too far away
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2019 6:35:36 GMT -5
Iago Mickey lose my mind
Muppet head
Muppet head
- DMX, “Party Up”
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