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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:10:16 GMT -5
Seriously.
Joe is a bitch.
Let's all agree, and accept it. The sooner we accept it, the sooner we can embrace it.
Joe is a bitch.
He will never win a meaningful match. He will never be taken seriously in WWE. He exists as a bitch.
And that's okay.
For he fills a role.
Like the Highlander, there can only be one Bitch.
And Joe is the Bitch.
Bitch Joe.
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Jul 14, 2019 22:12:03 GMT -5
He's likely winning the WWE Championship before the end of the year. Which, honestly, he should.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:13:00 GMT -5
Man, that match sucked. Joe plays with Kofi's fingers for ten minutes then gets anticlimactically kicked in the face. The hell were they even going for?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:13:22 GMT -5
It's a testament to how good Joe's promo game is that he still maintains the aura he does, because man, he doesn't even seem like that tough of an out in most of these matches.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 14, 2019 22:15:08 GMT -5
I don’t know, Ziggler made a pretty good attempt at it tonight.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:15:14 GMT -5
He's likely winning the WWE Championship before the end of the year. Which, honestly, he should. Two years ago, I would've bought that. One year ago, there was a slight chance. Now... hell no! Not in a billion years.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:15:26 GMT -5
Joe stopped being a bitch when he won the US Title but due to his losses he's pretty much gone back to that status. Sure, he beat Kofi in that tag match but he didn't do it tonight.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:17:38 GMT -5
I don’t know, Ziggler made a pretty good attempt at it tonight. Bitch Ziggler is the Great Value Bitch Joe. A cheap imitation. Try as he might, he can't compete on that level. (and, besides, the problem with Ziggler is that Ziggler had a high water mark, but after 2014, when they didn't strike when the iron was hot, and the constant heel/face turns, and his refusal to change up his gimmick or look, and his "I wrestle real good, even though I lose a lot, I do my best" as a face and "I do my best, I deserve everything" rants as a heel being his core foundation", nothing beats never accomplishing anything you set out in Bitch Joe)
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Jul 14, 2019 22:17:38 GMT -5
He's likely winning the WWE Championship before the end of the year. Which, honestly, he should. Two years ago, I would've bought that. One year ago, there was a slight chance. Now... hell no! Not in a billion years. Yes, I am serious. He's one of the few people, if not the only person on the roster that can shake off bad booking and be a credible threat to anyone.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:18:05 GMT -5
Joe stopped being a bitch when he won the US Title but due to his losses he's pretty much gone back to that status. Sure, he beat Kofi in that tag match but he didn't do it tonight. I think winning the US Title makes you an even bigger bitch, due to a combination of WWE's perverse belief that champions must lose all of their non-title matches, and the US Championship being a joke for well over a decade, aside from one or two reigns.
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Jul 14, 2019 22:21:08 GMT -5
Joe stopped being a bitch when he won the US Title but due to his losses he's pretty much gone back to that status. Sure, he beat Kofi in that tag match but he didn't do it tonight. He was never going to win it tonight because he got put in the picture too quickly for it. Summerslam would be the better option should WWE go that route. Let this one really build because it feels like they haven't scratched the surface as to what they can do.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:21:24 GMT -5
Joe stopped being a bitch when he won the US Title but due to his losses he's pretty much gone back to that status. Sure, he beat Kofi in that tag match but he didn't do it tonight. I think winning the US Title makes you an even bigger bitch, due to a combination of WWE's perverse belief that champions must lose all of their non-title matches, and the US Championship being a joke for well over a decade, aside from one or two reigns. I don't because at the end of the day being a champion and getting a W is being a champion and getting a W.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 14, 2019 22:21:37 GMT -5
Joe stopped being a bitch when he won the US Title but due to his losses he's pretty much gone back to that status. Sure, he beat Kofi in that tag match but he didn't do it tonight. Once again I blame you for this, you gave these folks a word they use freely now lol
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 14, 2019 22:21:52 GMT -5
Bitch Joe.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 22:23:00 GMT -5
Joe stopped being a bitch when he won the US Title but due to his losses he's pretty much gone back to that status. Sure, he beat Kofi in that tag match but he didn't do it tonight. He was never going to win it tonight because he got put in the picture too quickly for it. Summerslam would be the better option should WWE go that route. Let this one really build because it feels like they haven't scratched the surface as to what they can do. That's what I've been saying since this feud started. I had 0 chance of Joe beating Kofi tonight. Joe stopped being a bitch when he won the US Title but due to his losses he's pretty much gone back to that status. Sure, he beat Kofi in that tag match but he didn't do it tonight. Once again I blame you for this, you gave these folks a word they use freely now lol Yeah lmao. Like, it takes a lot to be a bitch. We can argue that Ziggler's just that while Joe isn't and he'd win tbh.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 14, 2019 22:28:13 GMT -5
He was never going to win it tonight because he got put in the picture too quickly for it. Summerslam would be the better option should WWE go that route. Let this one really build because it feels like they haven't scratched the surface as to what they can do. That's what I've been saying since this feud started. I had 0 chance of Joe beating Kofi tonight. Once again I blame you for this, you gave these folks a word they use freely now lol Yeah lmao. Like, it takes a lot to beat a bitch. We can argue that Ziggler's just that while Joe isn't and he'd win tbh. You've associated it with Joe so therefore anytime he takes an L of any kind no matter, he's a bitch I blame you lol
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2019 23:10:50 GMT -5
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Post by deadzeppelin on Jul 14, 2019 23:11:27 GMT -5
Guys Eric Bischoff is about to make Joe his bitch like the good ol days in TNA. Joe is 166 2/3 % not winning the WWE Title
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jul 14, 2019 23:16:45 GMT -5
Guys Eric Bischoff is about to make Joe his bitch like the good ol days in TNA. Joe is 166 2/3 % not winning the WWE Title Three minutes till I'm outta here.
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Post by Some Guy on Jul 14, 2019 23:31:48 GMT -5
He's just what Kane during most of the 2000s ie treated like a threat but loses all his big matches. Not much of a new feature or anything.
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