Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Aug 6, 2019 22:40:34 GMT -5
John Cena is kidnapped by neo nazis who are forcing him to cook crystal meth. Vince brutally murders all of them and frees Cena before succumbing to his wounds in a meth lab as the cops close in.
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adamclark52
El Dandy
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me
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Post by adamclark52 on Aug 6, 2019 23:11:03 GMT -5
By becoming financially unviable. Crowds continue to dwindle, they lose their TV deal, profits crash, investors lose confidence... I think whichever McMahon is living and in charge at the time would rather shut everything down than try to sell WWE to an outsider. I don’t think for a second that the McBrats won’t sell the WWE once the old man is gone
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Post by "Cane Dewey" Johnson on Aug 6, 2019 23:23:05 GMT -5
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Aug 6, 2019 23:24:28 GMT -5
By becoming financially unviable. Crowds continue to dwindle, they lose their TV deal, profits crash, investors lose confidence... I think whichever McMahon is living and in charge at the time would rather shut everything down than try to sell WWE to an outsider. I don’t think for a second that the McBrats won’t sell the WWE once the old man is gone I don't think they will. I think HHH really wants to lead the charge when the time comes.
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adamclark52
El Dandy
I'm one with the Force; the Force is with me
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Post by adamclark52 on Aug 6, 2019 23:25:54 GMT -5
I don’t think for a second that the McBrats won’t sell the WWE once the old man is gone I don't think they will. I think HHH really wants to lead the charge when the time comes. Triple H will always answer to a McMahon and a McMahon will always be making the final calls.
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Post by Aceorton on Aug 6, 2019 23:27:17 GMT -5
Ted DiBiase buys a majority interest and says he'll keep the company open if Vince can dribble this basketball 15 times.
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Post by freeze Austin on Aug 6, 2019 23:32:54 GMT -5
The entire McMahon family is arrested and put on trial for violations of "The Good Booker Law" due to the horrible ways they've booked talent. They bring in Clarence Mason to represent them, and they are convicted after more than 1000 hours of testimony from talent past and present. Afterwards, Vince discovers his true calling of re-writing jailhouse theatre plays five minutes before they're to be performed. The other inmates are not amused.
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 7, 2019 0:30:28 GMT -5
I feel like Vince will absolutely nuke the product himself and take the talent down with him, in the hopes that nobody else can use anything he created.
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Kyn
Don Corleone
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Post by Kyn on Aug 7, 2019 4:06:53 GMT -5
By becoming financially unviable. Crowds continue to dwindle, they lose their TV deal, profits crash, investors lose confidence... I think whichever McMahon is living and in charge at the time would rather shut everything down than try to sell WWE to an outsider. I don’t think for a second that the McBrats won’t sell the WWE once the old man is gone Thinking about it, if Shane were in charge he might sell. But I can't imagine Steph and HHH selling Vince's legacy, (as they would see it). I don't think Shane would have the same mindset, given he was never groomed to take over like Steph was, and has spent time working outside WWE.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Aug 7, 2019 4:09:03 GMT -5
Can the 50% we lose be RAW and 2 hours from each PPV?
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 7, 2019 5:18:19 GMT -5
I feel like Vince will absolutely nuke the product himself and take the talent down with him, in the hopes that nobody else can use anything he created. You mean he's gonna kill his own creation? Possibly with a dose of poison?
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Post by PTBartman on Aug 7, 2019 5:36:03 GMT -5
Vince is doing commentary on a Hardcore Match when he gets hit in the head by an errant golf ball. Everything starts to waver and goes black. The camera pulls back and Vince is in bed. He sits up and says, "I had the strangest dream. The camera pulls back and we see he's in bed with Ted Turner. He looks at Ted and says, "You should wear more sweaters"
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Aug 7, 2019 5:57:49 GMT -5
Can the 50% we lose be RAW and 2 hours from each PPV? Unfortunately Wrestlemania would still be like 6 hours long
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Post by bitteroldman on Aug 7, 2019 6:15:49 GMT -5
Zombie wrestler invasion of Raw led by the corpses of Lou Thesz and Verne Gagne.
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Post by horseface on Aug 7, 2019 6:25:49 GMT -5
Probably another dripping cynical display like recent raw reunion/anniversary/episode# shows, maybe mostly promoting the next mcmahon venture or something. Vince already basically hates wrestling so I doubt that he would give it a dignified farewell if it were indeed going down the tubes for good.
As for the reason, guessing some PR nightmare where the shit finally hits the fan and everything they've gotten away with the last two decades catches up to them and collapses on top of them.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Aug 7, 2019 6:47:34 GMT -5
The roster has a hardcore orgy with full penetration.
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Post by THE FVNKER on Aug 7, 2019 6:56:14 GMT -5
In all reality, even if the FOX deal crashed, I'd say they'd be welcomed back to USA, so lack of a TV deal wouldn't probably be the cause.
If I had to guess, if a big investigation and scandal ensued where major news outlets started exposing how much the talents have to spend on travel and healthcare, and how theres no union type representation.. that could possibly turn into a heavy blow.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Aug 7, 2019 6:56:37 GMT -5
Shane and Undertaker wrestle on top of the Hell in a Cell and jump off together. Vince watching from gorilla has a heart attack, which then triggers his dead man's switch and sets off the bombs under Titan Tower.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2019 7:05:40 GMT -5
HHH just pedigrees everyone on the roster and the ring crews and commentators and referees and executives, drags them all to the ring, builds a big pile of their "why are they selling this so much" bodies, and poses atop them like a god that ultimately mean nothing because no one in Hollywood will ever hire him to act and be all this big characters he pretends so hard to be in wrestling.
Then an animation of Hornswoggle running across the screen naked, a fancily written *fin*, and finally a loud fart noise lets out as the screen goes black & WWE programming forever and mercifully comes to its end.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2019 7:32:22 GMT -5
It would have to be after Vince dies. Vince said in an interview a few years back that if WWE wasn't as successful, he would still be a wrestling promoter, he would just do smaller shows.
So basically WWE would become an indie long before they would ever pack it up.
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