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Post by Limity (BLM) on Aug 15, 2019 0:42:58 GMT -5
Instead of hoarding guns for protection, clearly we should be hoarding Aussies. Considering the natural dangers that exist in Australia, one Aussie is clearly worth an entire arsenal of small arms. Haha, now I'm imagining all the creepy animals in the gang that was chasing the guy. Giant snakes and centipedes and spiders shaking their fists at the guy.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Aug 15, 2019 1:51:58 GMT -5
Reminded of the following quote after a terrorist attack was thwarted at Glasgow Airport. “This is Glasgow, we’ll set about you” The greatest thing about that whole story, is that one of the Airport stuff kicked one of terrorists square in the bollocks. And the terrorist was on fire at the time. The guy kicked him so hard, he damaged the tendons in his foot. That to me is the best weapon against terrorism. People treat it with such derision, that they will kick a burning man in the nuts with a force that causes damage to themselves. Now that is a hero.
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Post by sabretooth on Aug 15, 2019 2:44:52 GMT -5
Never bring a knife to a chair, milk crate, and axe fight. He should have used this knife: That's not a knife, it's a spoon!
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Post by dav on Aug 15, 2019 4:59:48 GMT -5
He should have used this knife: That's not a knife, it's a spoon! Ah, you win. I see you've played knifey-spooney before then.
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