Hey so I just found out that there's a major video game character with the name Dimitri (from the latest Fire Emblem game, a series which I don't play too often, so that's why I didn't know). So I'm switching out my Hunger Games characters so that he can be in. At any rate, as they say, picking them would be too easy of an insta-win, so I'm doing the next best thing and replacing the other winner with I guess you could call him THE BEST SUBSTITUTE IN THE WOOOORLD... SHANE McMAHON!
1. Chevy Chase
2. Ripsi from Bad Girls Club
3. Paul Ventimiglia
4. Clytemnestra @irontyger Pinhead
5. Shane McMahon
6. Yu Narukami
7. Dimitri from Fire Emblem
8. Dino Kang Jr.
9. Yukari Takeba
10. Alejandro Jodorowsky @irontyger Shelob
11. Cloud Strife
12. Anton Chigurh @irontyger Reisen Udongein Inaba
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The Bloodbath
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Alejandro Jodorowsky falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
Pinhead finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
Yukiko Amagi runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Anton Chigurh runs away from the Cornucopia.
Rip Van Winkel runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dragon Dragon runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dino Kang Jr. runs away from the Cornucopia.
Yukari Takeba runs away from the Cornucopia.
Shelob grabs a backpack and retreats.
Paul Ventimiglia runs away from the Cornucopia.
Cloud Strife runs away from the Cornucopia.
Goro Akechi runs away from the Cornucopia.
Chevy Chase runs away from the Cornucopia.
Clytemnestra runs away from the Cornucopia.
Yu Narukami runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Incredible Hulk grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Mumm-Ra rips a mace out of Christhulhu's hands.
Michael Che retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Ran Yakumo runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem spears Tommy the Green Ranger in the abdomen.
Tina Fey runs away from the Cornucopia.
Raphael runs away from the Cornucopia.
Iron Man grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Glottis runs away from the Cornucopia.
Goofy runs away from the Cornucopia.
Luchasaurus runs away from the Cornucopia.
Fin Fang Foom runs away from the Cornucopia.
Shinji Ikari grabs a backpack and retreats.
The Big Boss Man runs away from the Cornucopia.
Futaba Sakura runs away from the Cornucopia.
Yusuke Urameshi takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Norm Macdonald grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Android 18 runs away from the Cornucopia.
Allan Quatermain runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Grinch finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
The Sea Creature runs away from the Cornucopia.
Dennis Miller finds a bag full of explosives.
Errol Flynn takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.
Reisen Udongein Inaba runs away from the Cornucopia.
Crowley runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sheogorath runs away from the Cornucopia.
Denise Richards snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Hong Meiling grabs a shovel.
Yamcha runs away from the Cornucopia.
Shane McMahon gathers as much food as he can.
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Day 1
Paul Ventimiglia travels to higher ground.
Norm Macdonald practices his archery.
Hong Meiling defeats Shane McMahon in a fight, but spares his life.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club thinks about home.
The Incredible Hulk searches for a water source.
Iron Man is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Clytemnestra runs away from Errol Flynn.
Christhulhu discovers a cave.
Ran Yakumo begs for Shinji Ikari to kill her. He refuses, keeping Ran Yakumo alive.
Goofy is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Luchasaurus practices his archery.
Goro Akechi overpowers Dennis Miller, killing him.
Mumm-Ra receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Tina Fey is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Michael Che forces Chevy Chase to kill Allan Quatermain or The Sea Creature. He decides to kill Allan Quatermain.
Crowley fishes.
Dino Kang Jr. makes a wooden spear.
Glottis and Android 18 hunt for other tributes.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem chases Yukiko Amagi.
Pinhead chases Rip Van Winkel.
The Grinch injures himself.
Sheogorath constructs a shack.
Anton Chigurh receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Futaba Sakura explores the arena.
Dragon Dragon runs away from The Big Boss Man.
Reisen Udongein Inaba receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Cloud Strife runs away from Yamcha.
Raphael attacks Yukari Takeba, but she manages to escape.
Denise Richards stalks Yusuke Urameshi.
Fin Fang Foom attacks Yu Narukami, but he manages to escape.
Shelob dies from hypothermia.
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Fallen Tributes 1
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Alejandro Jodorowsky
District 10
Tommy the Green Ranger
District 5
Dennis Miller
District 4
Allan Quatermain
District 5
Shelob
District 10
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Night 1
Sheogorath fends Crowley, Yusuke Urameshi, and The Sea Creature away from his fire.
Rip Van Winkel thinks about winning.
Christhulhu screams for help.
Yukiko Amagi and Ripsi from Bad Girls Club talk about the tributes still alive.
Yamcha and The Incredible Hulk talk about the tributes still alive.
Tina Fey, Shinji Ikari, Glottis, and Mumm-Ra tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Errol Flynn, Raphael, Goofy, and Reisen Udongein Inaba tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
The Big Boss Man fends Norm Macdonald, Cloud Strife, and Futaba Sakura away from his fire.
Chevy Chase severely slices Dragon Dragon with a sword.
Goro Akechi is awoken by nightmares.
Android 18 cooks her food before putting her fire out.
Shane McMahon, Yu Narukami, and Luchasaurus unsuccessfully ambush Hong Meiling, Clytemnestra, and Dimitri from Fire Emblem, who kill them instead.
Yukari Takeba receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Dino Kang Jr. loses sight of where he is.
Anton Chigurh cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Ran Yakumo tends to her wounds.
Paul Ventimiglia goes to sleep.
Pinhead looks at the night sky.
Michael Che thinks about winning.
Iron Man looks at the night sky.
The Grinch cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Fin Fang Foom destroys Denise Richards's supplies while she is asleep.
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Day 2
Paul Ventimiglia pushes Goofy off a cliff during a knife fight.
Mumm-Ra, Sheogorath, and Android 18 hunt for other tributes.
Anton Chigurh questions his sanity.
Futaba Sakura, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Yamcha, and Dino Kang Jr. hunt for other tributes.
Chevy Chase runs away from Ripsi from Bad Girls Club.
Michael Che is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Norm Macdonald goes hunting.
Ran Yakumo receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Fin Fang Foom attempts to climb a tree, but falls on The Grinch, killing them both.
Cloud Strife diverts Raphael's attention and runs away.
Iron Man discovers a cave.
Pinhead defeats The Big Boss Man in a fight, but spares his life.
Crowley injures himself.
Yusuke Urameshi chases Clytemnestra.
Christhulhu steals from Goro Akechi while he isn't looking.
Shinji Ikari sprains his ankle while running away from Tina Fey.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem travels to higher ground.
Errol Flynn receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Yukari Takeba discovers a cave.
Denise Richards constructs a shack.
Glottis camouflauges himself in the bushes.
The Sea Creature, Hong Meiling, The Incredible Hulk, and Yukiko Amagi hunt for other tributes.
Rip Van Winkel receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
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Fallen Tributes 2
7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Dragon Dragon
District 3
Shane McMahon
District 5
Yu Narukami
District 6
Luchasaurus
District 11
Goofy
District 9
Fin Fang Foom
District 7
The Grinch
District 1
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Night 2
Goro Akechi cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Android 18 screams for help.
Chevy Chase thinks about home.
Iron Man, Yukari Takeba, Ripsi from Bad Girls Club, and Errol Flynn sleep in shifts.
Raphael sets an explosive off, killing Cloud Strife, and Dino Kang Jr..
Paul Ventimiglia receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Yukiko Amagi's trap kills Rip Van Winkel.
Tina Fey thinks about winning.
Denise Richards, The Incredible Hulk, and Sheogorath discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
The Big Boss Man cries himself to sleep.
Yamcha thinks about home.
The Sea Creature ambushes Shinji Ikari and kills him.
Michael Che sets up camp for the night.
Clytemnestra destroys Christhulhu's supplies while he is asleep.
Hong Meiling thinks about home.
Reisen Udongein Inaba looks at the night sky.
Pinhead goes to sleep.
Norm Macdonald sets up camp for the night.
Glottis forces Crowley to kill Ran Yakumo or Yusuke Urameshi. He decides to kill Ran Yakumo.
Mumm-Ra sets an explosive off, killing Anton Chigurh, and Futaba Sakura.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem tries to treat his infection.
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Day 3
Sheogorath steals from Raphael while he isn't looking.
Hong Meiling runs away from Reisen Udongein Inaba.
Clytemnestra thinks about home.
Mumm-Ra scares Yukiko Amagi off.
Glottis hunts for other tributes.
Crowley thinks about home.
Goro Akechi steals from Norm Macdonald while he isn't looking.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem scares The Sea Creature off.
Michael Che receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Denise Richards and Christhulhu work together for the day.
Iron Man questions his sanity.
The Incredible Hulk collects fruit from a tree.
Yusuke Urameshi sets an explosive off, killing Android 18, Yukari Takeba, Yamcha and Pinhead.
The Big Boss Man overhears Errol Flynn and Tina Fey talking in the distance.
Chevy Chase searches for a water source.
Paul Ventimiglia receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
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Fallen Tributes 3
11 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Cloud Strife
District 11
Dino Kang Jr.
District 8
Rip Van Winkel
District 7
Shinji Ikari
District 8
Ran Yakumo
District 11
Anton Chigurh
District 12
Futaba Sakura
District 8
Android 18
District 2
Yukari Takeba
District 9
Yamcha
District 6
Pinhead
District 4
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Night 3
Mumm-Ra begs for Clytemnestra to kill him. She refuses, keeping Mumm-Ra alive.
Reisen Udongein Inaba, Christhulhu, and Sheogorath sleep in shifts.
Denise Richards repeatedly stabs Errol Flynn to death with sais.
Tina Fey goes to sleep.
Yukiko Amagi lets Yusuke Urameshi into her shelter.
Raphael accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Glottis receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem silently snaps Norm Macdonald's neck.
Hong Meiling, Ripsi from Bad Girls Club, Paul Ventimiglia, and Iron Man tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Chevy Chase, The Sea Creature, and Michael Che sleep in shifts.
Goro Akechi is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
The Big Boss Man receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
The Incredible Hulk and Crowley huddle for warmth.
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Day 4
Clytemnestra steals from Dimitri from Fire Emblem while he isn't looking.
Iron Man convinces Crowley to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Denise Richards and Hong Meiling fight Glottis and Michael Che. Glottis and Michael Che survive.
Yukiko Amagi begs for Sheogorath to kill her. He refuses, keeping Yukiko Amagi alive.
Goro Akechi receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
The Sea Creature kills Chevy Chase as he tries to run.
The Big Boss Man accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Christhulhu constructs a shack.
The Incredible Hulk camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Tina Fey shoots an arrow into Mumm-Ra's head.
Reisen Udongein Inaba fishes.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club scares Paul Ventimiglia off.
Yusuke Urameshi discovers a cave.
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Fallen Tributes 4
9 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Errol Flynn
District 3
Raphael
District 4
Norm Macdonald
District 2
Crowley
District 1
Denise Richards
District 5
Hong Meiling
District 1
Chevy Chase
District 1
The Big Boss Man
District 12
Mumm-Ra
District 11
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Night 4
Sheogorath sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem sets up camp for the night.
Goro Akechi receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
The Sea Creature and Iron Man run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Yusuke Urameshi and Michael Che huddle for warmth.
The Incredible Hulk begs for Reisen Udongein Inaba to kill him. She refuses, keeping The Incredible Hulk alive.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club, Tina Fey, Glottis, and Paul Ventimiglia sleep in shifts.
Clytemnestra loses sight of where she is.
Christhulhu severely injures Yukiko Amagi, but puts her out of her misery.
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The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Iron Man decides not to go to The Feast.
Paul Ventimiglia decides not to go to The Feast.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club decides not to go to The Feast.
Clytemnestra decides not to go to The Feast.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem decides not to go to The Feast.
Reisen Udongein Inaba decides not to go to The Feast.
The Sea Creature destroys The Incredible Hulk's memoirs out of spite.
Tina Fey decides not to go to The Feast.
Yusuke Urameshi decides not to go to The Feast.
Christhulhu sets an explosive off, killing Sheogorath, Glottis, Michael Che and Goro Akechi.
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Day 5
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club picks flowers.
Reisen Udongein Inaba receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Paul Ventimiglia, Yusuke Urameshi, Iron Man, and Christhulhu raid The Sea Creature's camp while he is hunting.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem goes hunting.
Tina Fey defeats The Incredible Hulk in a fight, but spares his life.
Clytemnestra dies from hypothermia.
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Fallen Tributes 5
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Yukiko Amagi
District 12
Sheogorath
District 2
Glottis
District 10
Michael Che
District 7
Goro Akechi
District 9
Clytemnestra
District 4
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Night 5
Tina Fey and The Sea Creature talk about the tributes still alive.
Christhulhu loses sight of where he is.
Iron Man stabs Reisen Udongein Inaba in the back with a trident.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club is awoken by nightmares.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem looks at the night sky.
Yusuke Urameshi and The Incredible Hulk work together to drown Paul Ventimiglia.
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Day 6
Tina Fey and Iron Man split up to search for resources.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem diverts Ripsi from Bad Girls Club's attention and runs away.
The Sea Creature kills The Incredible Hulk with a sickle.
Yusuke Urameshi tends to Christhulhu's wounds.
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Fallen Tributes 6
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Reisen Udongein Inaba
District 12
Paul Ventimiglia
District 3
The Incredible Hulk
District 6
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Night 6
Dimitri from Fire Emblem destroys Yusuke Urameshi's supplies while he is asleep.
The Sea Creature loses sight of where he is.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club tries to treat her infection.
Christhulhu receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Iron Man defeats Tina Fey in a fight, but spares her life.
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Day 7
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club and Dimitri from Fire Emblem work together for the day.
Iron Man picks flowers.
Christhulhu overhears Yusuke Urameshi and The Sea Creature talking in the distance.
Tina Fey makes a slingshot.
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Fallen Tributes 7
No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
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Night 7
Yusuke Urameshi ambushes Dimitri from Fire Emblem and kills him.
The Sea Creature, Christhulhu, and Ripsi from Bad Girls Club sleep in shifts.
Iron Man cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Tina Fey receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
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Day 8
Christhulhu makes a slingshot.
The Sea Creature thinks about home.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club begs for Yusuke Urameshi to kill her. He refuses, keeping Ripsi from Bad Girls Club alive.
Tina Fey makes a slingshot.
Iron Man falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
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Fallen Tributes 8
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem
District 7
Iron Man
District 8
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Night 8
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club starts a fire.
Christhulhu begs for Tina Fey to kill him. She refuses, keeping Christhulhu alive.
The Sea Creature destroys Yusuke Urameshi's supplies while he is asleep.
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Day 9
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club picks flowers.
The Sea Creature, Christhulhu, and Yusuke Urameshi get into a fight. Christhulhu triumphantly kills them both.
Tina Fey camouflauges herself in the bushes.
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Fallen Tributes 9
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
The Sea Creature
District 9
Yusuke Urameshi
District 6
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Night 9
Christhulhu goes to sleep.
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club kills Tina Fey for her supplies.
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Day 10
Christhulhu kills Ripsi from Bad Girls Club for her supplies.
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Fallen Tributes 10
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Tina Fey
District 10
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club
District 2
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The Winner
The winner is Christhulhu from District 3!
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Summary
{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
The Bloodbath
Alejandro Jodorowsky falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem spears Tommy the Green Ranger in the abdomen.
Day 1
Goro Akechi overpowers Dennis Miller, killing him.
Michael Che forces Chevy Chase to kill Allan Quatermain or The Sea Creature. He decides to kill Allan Quatermain.
Shelob dies from hypothermia.
Night 1
Chevy Chase severely slices Dragon Dragon with a sword.
Shane McMahon, Yu Narukami, and Luchasaurus unsuccessfully ambush Hong Meiling, Clytemnestra, and Dimitri from Fire Emblem, who kill them instead.
Day 2
Paul Ventimiglia pushes Goofy off a cliff during a knife fight.
Fin Fang Foom attempts to climb a tree, but falls on The Grinch, killing them both.
Night 2
Raphael sets an explosive off, killing Cloud Strife, and Dino Kang Jr..
Yukiko Amagi's trap kills Rip Van Winkel.
The Sea Creature ambushes Shinji Ikari and kills him.
Glottis forces Crowley to kill Ran Yakumo or Yusuke Urameshi. He decides to kill Ran Yakumo.
Mumm-Ra sets an explosive off, killing Anton Chigurh, and Futaba Sakura.
Day 3
Yusuke Urameshi sets an explosive off, killing Android 18, Yukari Takeba, Yamcha and Pinhead.
Night 3
Denise Richards repeatedly stabs Errol Flynn to death with sais.
Raphael accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Dimitri from Fire Emblem silently snaps Norm Macdonald's neck.
Day 4
Iron Man convinces Crowley to not kill him, only to kill him instead.
Denise Richards and Hong Meiling fight Glottis and Michael Che. Glottis and Michael Che survive.
The Sea Creature kills Chevy Chase as he tries to run.
The Big Boss Man accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
Tina Fey shoots an arrow into Mumm-Ra's head.
Night 4
Christhulhu severely injures Yukiko Amagi, but puts her out of her misery.
The Feast
Christhulhu sets an explosive off, killing Sheogorath, Glottis, Michael Che and Goro Akechi.
Day 5
Clytemnestra dies from hypothermia.
Night 5
Iron Man stabs Reisen Udongein Inaba in the back with a trident.
Yusuke Urameshi and The Incredible Hulk work together to drown Paul Ventimiglia.
Day 6
The Sea Creature kills The Incredible Hulk with a sickle.
Night 6
No deaths occurred.
Day 7
No deaths occurred.
Night 7
Yusuke Urameshi ambushes Dimitri from Fire Emblem and kills him.
Day 8
Iron Man falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Night 8
No deaths occurred.
Day 9
The Sea Creature, Christhulhu, and Yusuke Urameshi get into a fight. Christhulhu triumphantly kills them both.
Night 9
Ripsi from Bad Girls Club kills Tina Fey for her supplies.
Day 10
Christhulhu kills Ripsi from Bad Girls Club for her supplies.
The winner is Christhulhu from District 3!
Placements
1. Christhulhu
2. Ripsi from Bad Girls Club
3. Tina Fey
4. Yusuke Urameshi
5. The Sea Creature
6. Iron Man
7. Dimitri from Fire Emblem
8. The Incredible Hulk
9. Paul Ventimiglia
10. Reisen Udongein Inaba
11. Clytemnestra
12. Goro Akechi
13. Michael Che
14. Glottis
15. Sheogorath
16. Yukiko Amagi
17. Mumm-Ra
18. The Big Boss Man
19. Chevy Chase
20. Hong Meiling
21. Denise Richards
22. Crowley
23. Norm Macdonald
24. Raphael
25. Errol Flynn
26. Pinhead
27. Yamcha
28. Yukari Takeba
29. Android 18
30. Futaba Sakura
31. Anton Chigurh
32. Ran Yakumo
33. Shinji Ikari
34. Rip Van Winkel
35. Dino Kang Jr.
36. Cloud Strife
37. The Grinch
38. Fin Fang Foom
39. Goofy
40. Luchasaurus
41. Yu Narukami
42. Shane McMahon
43. Dragon Dragon
44. Shelob
45. Allan Quatermain
46. Dennis Miller
47. Tommy the Green Ranger
48. Alejandro Jodorowsky
District Placements
1. District3
2. District2
3. District10
4. District6
5. District9
6. District8
7. District7
8. District12
9. District4
10. District11
11. District1
12. District5
Kills
8: Christhulhu
6: Yusuke Urameshi
5: Dimitri from Fire Emblem
3: Hong Meiling
3: Clytemnestra
3: The Sea Creature
2: Raphael
2: Michael Che
2: Iron Man
2: Glottis
2: Chevy Chase
2: Mumm-Ra
1: Yukiko Amagi
1: Goro Akechi
1: Tina Fey
1: Denise Richards
1: Ripsi from Bad Girls Club
1: The Incredible Hulk
1: Paul Ventimiglia
1: Crowley