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Post by Heeltown, USA on Aug 21, 2019 14:24:04 GMT -5
A wrestling Bartender named Joe Slinger, from Long Island. Always escorted to the ring by a giant dude known as Doorman Jones.
His moveset could be easy puns. The Manhattan Project/Atomic Drop, a Moonshine/Moonsault, Mind Eraser/Brainbuster, Jaeger Bomb/Power Bomb, and the list goes on.
His finisher? A Last Ride called Last Call naturally.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 21, 2019 14:30:49 GMT -5
Karen the DMV Lady
Gets off on ordering people around and is slower than shit Other people breaking the rules is incomprehensible to her, but she does it all the time Wears a generic flower pattern most frequently seen on 90 year old ladies in nursing homes Is an intolerable heel
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Post by karl100589 on Aug 21, 2019 16:16:52 GMT -5
A comedy heel stable of Polish work-for-hire. They'd come to the ring in a white van as a different labour job each week. Whether it's builders, car washers, plumbers etc.
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Post by bmfjules on Aug 21, 2019 17:09:11 GMT -5
A comedy heel stable of Polish work-for-hire. They'd come to the ring in a white van as a different labour job each week. Whether it's builders, car washers, plumbers etc. Have their own version of the Freebird rule where as many members of the stable as is needed to win are allowed to compete in title matches at the same time.
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Post by government mule on Aug 21, 2019 17:50:13 GMT -5
Evil bookmaker Bill Hill. Offers money to throw matches and encourages wrestlers to gamble with their careers on the line.
Collects his debts with his two evil henchmen Patrick Power and Laddy Brooks.
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Post by ironclaw on Aug 21, 2019 18:11:48 GMT -5
Hobo Joe. His finisher could be called the Bum's Rush. To cheat he would hit people with a stick that has a rag tied to the end of it.
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Post by Hypnosis on Aug 21, 2019 18:32:20 GMT -5
Wrestling Psychiatrist: Dr. Quack A former All American wrestler turned psychiatrist who worked for years at a state run hospital. The work brought him to the brink and he decided to return to his first love wrestling. His finisher is a straight jacket suplex and whenever beats up a jobber, two orderlies come down to the ring and put the guy in an actual straight jacket to bring him the ward. If Quackenbush ever stops running Chikara for some reason, I wonder if he could pull that gimmick off in WWE or AEW?
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Post by honsou on Aug 21, 2019 21:29:10 GMT -5
Wrestling Psychiatrist: Dr. Quack A former All American wrestler turned psychiatrist who worked for years at a state run hospital. The work brought him to the brink and he decided to return to his first love wrestling. His finisher is a straight jacket suplex and whenever beats up a jobber, two orderlies come down to the ring and put the guy in an actual straight jacket to bring him the ward. If Quackenbush ever stops running Chikara for some reason, I wonder if he could pull that gimmick off in WWE or AEW? Man of a thousand holds becomes man who has put a thousand patients in a hold
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Don Corleone
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Post by petef3 on Aug 21, 2019 21:40:17 GMT -5
We kid here, but I actually think a wrestling hobo could have genuinely worked if they played it right. I know there was Homeless Jimmy in XPW and Catweazel in the World of Sport era sort of was one, but the life of a true hobo and the life of a wrestler aren't always that far off from each other.
Edit: Just to clarify. A hobo = transient homeless person, works odd jobs. Tramp = transient person, doesn't work. Bum = not transient, doesn't work.
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Post by hbkid718 on Aug 22, 2019 14:22:31 GMT -5
"I'm The Janitor, and I'm here to clean this place up!" There was a Janitor already. Hacksaw Jim Duggan in WCW.
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Post by bitteroldman on Aug 23, 2019 0:51:41 GMT -5
We kid here, but I actually think a wrestling hobo could have genuinely worked if they played it right. I know there was Homeless Jimmy in XPW and Catweazel in the World of Sport era sort of was one, but the life of a true hobo and the life of a wrestler aren't always that far off from each other.
Edit: Just to clarify. A hobo = transient homeless person, works odd jobs. Tramp = transient person, doesn't work. Bum = not transient, doesn't work. Catweazel was a time-travelling wizard.
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Don Corleone
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Post by petef3 on Aug 23, 2019 13:18:19 GMT -5
Didn't he have a scraggly beard and a rucksack, at least as a wrestler? He had the vibe of one even if that wasn't strictly his gimmick.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Aug 23, 2019 15:55:49 GMT -5
Helmut Kraus, the wrestling big German car company IT technician....
Except you don't know which company, as his entrance includes driving in an Audi/VW/Porsche, BMW, and a Mercedes Benz on different weeks
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Don Corleone
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Post by WWEedy on Aug 23, 2019 16:45:06 GMT -5
Didn't he have a scraggly beard and a rucksack, at least as a wrestler? He had the vibe of one even if that wasn't strictly his gimmick. Maybe he was a Time Transient wizard?
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Post by koreycaskets on Aug 23, 2019 17:29:14 GMT -5
I've always thought a restaurant dishwasher would be a great wrestling gimmick. Come out to the ring in his kitchen whites all covered in food smears.
Have a dish pit death match at Olive Garden.
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