No Longer a Produceman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 17, 2019 9:22:15 GMT -5
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 17, 2019 9:26:04 GMT -5
HOW STUPID IS HE
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Post by Duke Cameron on Sept 17, 2019 13:17:18 GMT -5
Sent in my answer.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 17, 2019 21:33:27 GMT -5
No Longer a Produceman : Ok, Spider2024 , you’ve heard the question, what is your response? Vince McMahon is so stupid, he thinks that Brock Lesnar vs …”
Spider2024 : Goldberg!
No Longer a Produceman : …Brock Lesnar vs. Goldberg at WrestleMania is good shit.” Well, it was shit all right. Let’s see how you fared with our panelists.
* No Longer a Produceman walks over to Duke Cameron *
No Longer a Produceman : Ok, Duke Cameron , Vince is so stupid, he thinks Lesnar vs whom is good shit?
Duke Cameron : Himself!
No Longer a Produceman : Lesnar vs himself?
Duke Cameron : No, Vince McMahon himself! *Buzzer sounds*
No Longer a Produceman : Well, that does make sense. Vince’s answer to almost everything is add more McMahons. Unfortunately, that isn’t a match. Big Bad Brad , what do you say?
Big Bad Brad : You know, No Longer a Produceman , I was in a Creative meeting with Vince and he thought Brock Lesnar vs. Becky Lynch would be a good main event. *Buzzer sounds* You know, dear, it’s The Man vs The Beast. *Crowd boos* Ah, shut up!
Gus Richlen Was Wrong : Hey, don’t boo Big Bad Brad . He can’t help it that he’s as senile as Mr. McMahon!
*audience laughs*
No Longer a Produceman : I’m a little senile myself. *chuckles* Ok, Gus Richlen Was Wrong , your turn. Vince is so stupid he thinks Brock vs whom at WrestleMania is good shit?
Gus Richlen Was Wrong : Brock Lesnar vs. the next brutally overused meme. *buzzer*
No Longer a Produceman : Sorry, that’s not a match, either. Maybe you’ll get some better luck with the bottom row Spider2024 . Wardlow on Wardlow 54 , what’s your answer?
Wardlow on Wardlow 54 : It’s time for the return of the masked superstar! A high flyer of the highest magnitude!
Duke Cameron : Hypnosis?
Wardlow on Wardlow 54 : No! I’m talking about the one, the only…Juan Cena! *buzzer*
No Longer a Produceman : Another miss because Spider2024 no puede verle! *audience boos* Geez, tough crowd today. Jonathan Michaels , perhaps you had a better answer. Brock Lesnar vs. blank? What does Vince think is good shit?
Jonathan Michaels : You know, No Longer a Produceman , Vince McMahon is a wrestling pioneer and connoisseur. If any opponent is going to put butts in seats, it’s gonna be Mike Kanellis! *buzzer*
No Longer a Produceman : Better than another Jinder super push if you ask me, even If it is Mike “Blander than Wonder Bread” Kanellis. aka Cthulhu , it’s all down to you. What is your answer?
aka Cthulhu : Clearly, only someone who could claim to be the very best would even stand a chance against Lesnar. Therefore, it’s only right that Lesnar should face the Best in the World, Shane McMahon! *buzzer*
No Longer a Produceman : And with that Spider2024 unfortunately ends up with a scoreless outing. However, there are two more rounds to go and anything can happen.
* No Longer a Produceman turns to Dub H *
No Longer a Produceman : Dub H , it is now your turn. *grabs envelope B and opens it* Here is your question: Did you see the wedding between Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins on RAW? Instead of exchanging vows, they were exchanging _____!
Dub H and all panelists, please PM me your answers at this time. Thank you
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 18, 2019 5:03:13 GMT -5
Darn. The other answer I was strongly considering was Shane McMahon. So there goes one point byebye.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 18, 2019 21:19:42 GMT -5
I’ve got everyone’s answers! Will post write tomorrow afternoon.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 18, 2019 21:32:20 GMT -5
I demand Mic Kirby be my avatar for the rest of the game.
Thank you very much
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 19, 2019 18:59:54 GMT -5
*The Match Game theme fades out as the last panelist places their answer into the slot in front of them*
No Longer a Produceman : Ok, Dub H , the panelists have their answers, now it's time for yours. "Did you see the wedding between Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins on RAW? Instead of exchanging vows, they were exchanging_____"
Dub H : Titles! Exchanging titles of course! Becky deserves to be Universal Champion!
No Longer a Produceman : That seems to be a really good answer. But did you match any of our panelists? Or are they a bunch of yoyos? Let's start at the top with Duke Cameron . What did you come up with?
Duke Cameron : I figured since they're both tough people, they'd be exchanging low blows. *buzzer sounds; crowd boos* Hey, it's a solid answer!
No Longer a Produceman : Sounds like some in the audience want to low blow you for that response. Alright Big Bad Brad , what have you got? Instead of exchanging vows, they were exchanging..."
Big Bad Brad : You know, Dub H , you and I are some of the smartest people in this room. Becky and Seth were exchanging title belts! *Bell rings* Now Seth is the Raw Women's Champion and Becky is Universal Champion! *crowd applauds*
No Longer a Produceman : That's a match! Can you go 2 for 2? Let's see what Gus Richlen Was Wrong said.
Gus Richlen Was Wrong : I was actually at that wedding. And Big Bad Brad actually looked better than everyone else. *audience laughs* They did what they do best and exchanged bad Twitter insults. *buzzer*
No Longer a Produceman : I'm sorry, that's not a match. Now, moving on to the bottom row, up next is Wardlow on Wardlow 54 . "Did you see the wedding between Becky Lynch and Seth Rollins on RAW? Instead of exchanging vows, they were exchanging _____?"
Wardlow on Wardlow 54 : I think Gus Richlen Was Wrong is looking over my shoulder. I said "exchanging tweets about how great WWE is." *buzzer*
No Longer a Produceman : Well, you two are certainly on the same wavelength. One match, so far. Up next is Jonathan Michaels . What is your response to the question?
Jonathan Michaels : You know what they say about great minds? They think alike. Although I'd never personally consider Gus Richlen Was Wrong or Wardlow on Wardlow 54 great by any means. *flips over card* They exchanged snarky tweets. *buzzer*
No Longer a Produceman : Seems the happy couple's Twitter escapades resonated well with our panelists. Now we're down to aka Cthulhu . Your answer if you please.
aka Cthulhu : Great minds do think alike Jonathan Michaels . That's why Dub H and I both said championship belts! *bell rings; crowd applauds*
No Longer a Produceman : That's another match. So at the end of Round #1 Dub H is in the lead with 2 and Spider2024 has yet to score. We'll be back with the start of Round #2 after a few words.
With Round 1 over, it's time for Round 2. Spider2024 , as the player with the lowest score, you again have the option of envelope A or B.
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 19, 2019 19:04:56 GMT -5
I'll go with 'A' because I never learn.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 19, 2019 19:11:01 GMT -5
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Post by Duke Cameron on Sept 19, 2019 21:01:00 GMT -5
Really don’t think my answer was bad.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 20, 2019 11:26:52 GMT -5
* No Longer a Produceman pulls envelope A and goes to Spider2024 *
No Longer a Produceman: Ok, Spider2024, panelists, here is your question: I think my wife's new gynecologist used to be a cop. The doctor begins each exam by yelling _______!
Spider2024: "Spread 'em!" *crowd cheers*
No Longer a Produceman: Well, the crowd certainly approves of your answer. But did it resonate with our judges? Duke Cameron, what did you come up with?
Duke Cameron: Well, I said, "The doctor begins each exam by yelling donuts!" Because everyone knows cops love donuts! *buzzer sounds. Crowd boos viciously*
No Longer a Produceman: I'm sorry but that's not a match.
Duke Cameron: *to audience* What's wrong with you people? You wouldn't know a good answer if it kicked you in the balls! *boos grow louder*
No Longer a Produceman: *nervously coughs* Ok, let's move on. Big Bad Brad, did you match Spider2024 with a response of "Spread 'em?"
Big Bad Brad: Well, the only thing I could think of was "Freeze! Legs up in the air!" *buzzer sounds*
No Longer a Produceman: I can see your line of thinking but that also is not a match. Gus Richlen Was Wrong, you're up next. Did you manage to match Spider2024?
Gus Richlen Was Wrong: I almost didn't want to say this, but "Open up!" *crowd cheers*
No Longer a Produceman: I'm gonna have to go to our judges for a ruling. *buzzer sounds. Crowd boos loudly* Hey, don't take it out on me! Maybe we'll have better luck on the bottom row. Wardlow on Wardlow 54, please give me some good news.
Wardlow on Wardlow 54: Unfortunately, I've afraid I've got some bad news! Wait, that's not my gimmick. I said "Stick 'em up!" *buzzer sounds*
No Longer a Produceman: *looking defeated* Sorry, still no match. Jonathan Michaels, if you dare.
Jonathan Michaels: I do dare. And I do because, unlike these fellow nitwits I said "Spread 'em!" *bell rings. Crowd cheers loudly*
No Longer a Produceman: It's a match! Thank God. I was beginning to fear for my safety. aka Cthulhu, I sure hope you're not going to let this crowd down.
aka Cthulhu: Unfortunately, I went with "Freeze." *buzzer sounds. Crowd boos*
No Longer a Produceman: Well, Spider2024, you did get one match, so the score is now 2 to 1 in Dub H's favor.
* No Longer a Produceman opens envelope b*
No Longer a Produceman: Dub H, your question is: "Shaquille O'Neal was so big as a baby that he couldn't be delivered by a stork. Instead he was delivered by _____"
Dub H, panelists, please send your answers in the appropriate PM thread
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 24, 2019 18:03:51 GMT -5
Yay, got one!
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Post by Dub H on Sept 24, 2019 18:17:20 GMT -5
Now watch me hit a 3-Point
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Post by Spider2024 on Sept 24, 2019 18:26:44 GMT -5
Now watch me hit a 3-Point Nice shot, Montel Villainious Porter.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 24, 2019 18:27:37 GMT -5
Now watch me hit a 3-Point Nice shot, Montel Villainious Porter. Given that MVP is one my favs forever I am disappointed I never thought of that one.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Sept 25, 2019 17:35:26 GMT -5
*the panelists hurredly scribble their answers on their cards and place them in their slots. No Longer a Produceman smiles and turns once again to Dub H *
No Longer a Produceman : Ok, everyone is ready now. The panelists have their answers in and now it's time for yours, Dub H . Your question is: "Shaquille O'Neal was so big as a baby that he couldn't be delivered by a stork. Instead he was delivered by _____"
Dub H : Well, I don't really watch football, but I'm pretty sure Shaq was delivered by a mighty Celtic Valkyrie. *crowd boos loudly*
No Longer a Produceman : Ahem, fyi, Shaq is much more well known for his prowess on a basketball court then on a football field. Be that as it may, it seems that the audience, a fickle bunch if I ever saw one, hated that answer. Then again, anything can happen. Let's see if you matched any of our celebrities. *turns to Duke Cameron * Well, Duke Cameron , the answer we're looking for is Valkyrie.
Duke Cameron : Valkyrie? You mean that chick that totally had the hots for Thor in Ragnarok? She's not strong enough to lift Shaq!! Besides, a man that size can only be delivered in a Boeing 747! *buzzer sounds. Crowd cheers* Oh, now you guys like my answers! Everyone all aboard the Duke Cameron train!!!
No Longer a Produceman : That was indeed a great answer. However, it is not a match. Big Bad Brad , we're still looking for Valkyrie. Can you help us out?
Big Bad Brad : I agree with my friend Duke Cameron . He was so big that they had to deliver him in an airplane! *buzzer sounds. crowd cheers happily* Of course, I'm so old I was on the plane when he was born. *crowd laughs*
No Longer a Produceman : *chuckles* No, I think you were too busy reminiscing over the time you dated one of the Wright brothers. *crickets* Oh come on, that was a riot! Anyway, moving on to Gus Richlen Was Wrong . "Shaq was so big they needed to deliver him by _____"
Gus Richlen Was Wrong : Well, you see, it WAS the stork that delivered him, but he had to do something different. Shaq's a big fella, you know. So the stork sent him by cargo plane. *buzzer sounds. Crowd cheers again*
No Longer a Produceman : Well, it seems as though plane is the most popular answer so far. Let's see if you have some better luck with our bottom row of celebrities. Wardlow on Wardlow 54 , what is your reply?
Wardlow on Wardlow 54: Clearly the answer is obvious. They sent his big ass via 747! *buzzer sounds. Crowd cheers*
No Longer a Produceman: Unfortunately, that is also not a match. Jonathan Michaels, you've been doing well this game with matching our contestants. Any chance you matched Dub H?
Jonathan Michaels: Well, you know I like to think outside the box on occasion. I went with something a little more animal in nature. I chose pterodactyl! *buzzer sounds. Crowd boos loudly*
Duke Cameron: Now who's the nitwit Jonathan Michaels! You suck!
Jonathan Michaels: Don't make me come up there!
Big Bad Brad: I may be old and my eyesight might be going bad, but even I could see that answer sucked!
No Longer a Produceman: That'll be enough. aka Cthulhu, you're up now. Did you go with Valkyrie?
aka Cthulhu: You see, it wasn't just one stork that carried Shaq, but it was a whole infantry of them! *buzzer sounds. Crowd boos viciously* Get it?? Infant-ry??? *Boos get louder*
Wardlow on Wardlow 54: Forget Jonathan Michaels' answer, aka Cthulhu, you're the one that sucks!
Gus Richlen Was Wrong: They both suck!
*the panelists begin to argue amongst themselves*
No Longer a Produceman: Please, calm down. *to the audience* Uh, the score remains 2 to 1 in Dub H's favor. We'll be back with Round 3 after we do a little business with America.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 25, 2019 17:37:38 GMT -5
In hindsight a planea was quite obvious
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 25, 2019 18:17:27 GMT -5
I immediately disqualified plane as an answer because it isn’t a flying creature.
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Post by Wardlow on Wardlow 54 on Sept 25, 2019 18:47:41 GMT -5
I immediately disqualified plane as an answer because it isn’t a flying creature. I almost went with pterodactyl, myself. I just thought plane was the more likely answer lol
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