Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 17, 2019 17:01:46 GMT -5
Inspired by Jericho’s latest wrestling cruise announcement. The FAN cruise is staffed entirely by Malaysian slaves. Special appearance by Bigfoot via telecast from his home on mars. Be sure to stop by the buffet for fried chicken courtesy of Havok, just don’t ask her views on socio-political matters. What else we got?
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MiLB Fan
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Post by MiLB Fan on Sept 17, 2019 17:14:50 GMT -5
Of course, this is featured prominently in the ship’s lobby:  |
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bob
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Post by bob on Sept 17, 2019 17:19:10 GMT -5
This will be served wih Havok's chicken.  Lex Luger has to be on the cruise.  |
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by FinalGwen on Sept 17, 2019 17:49:44 GMT -5
The cruise has to have a basketball court.
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 17, 2019 18:02:40 GMT -5
The cruise has to have a basketball court. With Dave Batista on hand as a fitness instructor to show us basketballs really don’t hold grudges |
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by fw91 on Sept 17, 2019 18:06:43 GMT -5
I hate it when this place proposes crazy hypotheticals that I desperately want to happen, but I know never will.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 18:25:08 GMT -5
I did have an airship during a write-up for a FAN Idol season.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2019 19:13:02 GMT -5
Chris Masters will be there for photographs and will sign your sombreros.
On-board activities include the following seminars; "Understanding Patti Mayonnaise's lesbianism", "Ways the Lord Tensai gimmick was ruined", and "Why Scott Steiner was banned from the WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony".
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
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Post by Glitch on Sept 17, 2019 19:18:45 GMT -5
So does that mean we're just gonna be a floating strip mall?
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 17, 2019 19:26:39 GMT -5
Chris Masters will be there for photographs and will sign your sombreros. On-board activities include the following seminars; "Understanding Patti Mayonnaise's lesbianism", "Ways the Lord Tensai gimmick was ruined", and "Why Scott Steiner was banned from the WWE Hall of Fame Ceremony". Just don’t sit too close to Mike Tenay during the captains dinner, he’s windmilling under the table |
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Sept 17, 2019 19:31:00 GMT -5
1st class will be referred to as The Main Eventers
2nd class is The Midcard
3rd class is for The Jobbers/Lower Card
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 18, 2019 15:27:11 GMT -5
No way. Last time I got involved with a boat, it hit my face, knocked me out, and delayed the end of human civilization for who knows how long?
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Sept 18, 2019 19:14:47 GMT -5
No way. Last time I got involved with a boat, it hit my face, knocked me out, and delayed the end of human civilization for who knows how long? I know.. I got... uh I mean it... it got you right between the eyes. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Sept 18, 2019 22:47:41 GMT -5
No way. Last time I got involved with a boat, it hit my face, knocked me out, and delayed the end of human civilization for who knows how long? This cruise has to be attacked by Khoyathulu, anyway. Everyone better shuffle to the lifeboats. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2019 22:49:56 GMT -5
Get your "That's good ship!" t-shirts right here.
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Sept 19, 2019 13:32:24 GMT -5
Screwdriver 101 with the Most Valuable Player on board for intermediate player.
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