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Post by Spider2024 on Oct 24, 2019 8:07:36 GMT -5
It's fun times in the Nation's Capital (for non-p*liticians, that is); With the MLB team roaring towards their first World Series championship since the Coolidge administration, the NHL team leading their division, and their NBA team technically still existing, it's easier for them to forget their very bad NFL team (with a nickname they'd all love to forget.) But tonight, they're center stage on Thursday Night NFL Football Challenge, as the Washington Redskins travel to Minnesota in hopes to play the role of 'Viking raiders' trying to come in and steal a road upset win from the Minnesota Vikings. Either that, or Washington will be as bad as they've been all season, giving D.C. sports fan a chance to calm down for a day from all their cheering and exuberance.
Thursday, October 24, 8:20 PM R*dskins at Vikings
Sunday, October 27, 1:00 PM Seahawks at Falcons Broncos at Colts Buccaneers at Titans Cardinals at Saints Bengals at Rams Eagles at Bills Chargers at Bears Giants at Lions Jets at Jaguars
Sunday, October 27, 4:05 PM Panthers at 49ers
Sunday, October 27, 4:25 PM Raiders at Texans Browns at Patriots
Sunday, October 27, 8:20 PM Packers at Chiefs
Monday, October 28, 8:15 PM Dolphins at Steelers
BYE WEEK: Ravens, Cowboys
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 24, 2019 10:31:44 GMT -5
Vikings Fan here. I'm terrified of tonight.
"Easy Games" normally mean "Watch the Vikings shit the bed". Then you give up on them... and a week later they steamroll a Superbowl Contender. Then follow that up with a "Field Goal Only" type losing game against the Bears.
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Oct 24, 2019 17:52:56 GMT -5
Vikings Fan here. I'm terrified of tonight. "Easy Games" normally mean "Watch the Vikings shit the bed". Then you give up on them... and a week later they steamroll a Superbowl Contender. Then follow that up with a "Field Goal Only" type losing game against the Bears. If you guys lose this, I'll listen to "Stairway To Heaven" on loop for an hour.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 24, 2019 17:53:28 GMT -5
I hereby dub the Jets/Jaguars and Bucs/Titans.... {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
TANK BOWLS!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2019 20:32:22 GMT -5
Here's an idea more terrifying than anything you'll come across this Halloween season:
Imagine a Michael Cole and Joe Buck commentary team.
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Post by Spider2024 on Oct 24, 2019 20:44:50 GMT -5
Here's an idea more terrifying than anything you'll come across this Halloween season: Imagine a Michael Cole and Joe Buck commentary team. It would be like getting coal as a holiday gift (pun intended). ...As well as a gift card worth 1 buck.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Oct 24, 2019 21:24:20 GMT -5
Well, that did not work well for the rookie.
Is Haskins ever going to be ready to play pro football?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 25, 2019 9:22:19 GMT -5
Here's an idea more terrifying than anything you'll come across this Halloween season: Imagine a Michael Cole and Joe Buck commentary team. Michael Cole and Cris Collinsworth.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2019 9:56:02 GMT -5
Here's an idea more terrifying than anything you'll come across this Halloween season: Imagine a Michael Cole and Joe Buck commentary team. Michael Cole and Cris Collinsworth. Michael Cole and Phil Simms. Yeah, Simms moved to the NFL Today crew, but let's not forget how bad he was behind the booth.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 25, 2019 15:27:43 GMT -5
Well, that did not work well for the rookie. Is Haskins ever going to be ready to play pro football? I'm about ready to declare that you should never draft an Ohio State QB in the first 4 rounds. How many of these "can't miss talent" QB's from Ohio State have to suck in the NFL before people start saying it out loud? I can't think of any in the last 40 years that were even "ok" as a backup.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 25, 2019 15:36:54 GMT -5
Well, that did not work well for the rookie. Is Haskins ever going to be ready to play pro football? I'm about ready to declare that you should never draft an Ohio State QB in the first 4 rounds. How many of these "can't miss talent" QB's from Ohio State have to suck in the NFL before people start saying it out loud? I can't think of any in the last 40 years that were even "ok" as a backup. There seems to be a list of colleges that you don't draft a QB from. Nebraska Ohio State USC (or is it SCU? ) Alabama Penn State Feel free to add to this list.
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Post by bob on Oct 25, 2019 22:13:11 GMT -5
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Oct 25, 2019 23:27:55 GMT -5
I'm about ready to declare that you should never draft an Ohio State QB in the first 4 rounds. How many of these "can't miss talent" QB's from Ohio State have to suck in the NFL before people start saying it out loud? I can't think of any in the last 40 years that were even "ok" as a backup. There seems to be a list of colleges that you don't draft a QB from. Nebraska Ohio State USC (or is it SCU? ) Alabama Penn State Feel free to add to this list. Notre Dame.
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on Oct 27, 2019 12:05:57 GMT -5
Gardner Minshew to Keelan Cole 6 yard TD. 6-0 Jags.
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on Oct 27, 2019 12:08:36 GMT -5
Father Time misses again, from 45 yards. Still scoreless Colts and Broncos.
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Post by Pensacola Tableheads on Oct 27, 2019 12:09:31 GMT -5
I love being reminded of how stiflingly unfunny Rob Riggle is.
And also of how much I want one of those segments to just be Joe Buck as a film noir detective trying to investigate why the Browns have been disappointing. He keeps failing to find any information, then returns to his office to find a Puppet Joe Buck. Joe gets annoyed and takes the puppet somewhere special....
*Cue Firefly Funhouse theme and a knock at the door*
Bray: *midway through a promo on whoever he's feuding with post-Rollins* Well, well, well, we seem to have a visitor! Hopefully they're not here to destroy the Funhouse again.... *goes to answer the door and Joe Buck, still in PI costume, and Puppet Joe Buck are there* Bray: Why, it's our friend Joe Buck from FOX Sports! And what's this? Puppet Joe Buck? Joe: Yeah, he was in my office and I decided he'd be better off with some friends. Bray: Aw, how considerate of you! Hey, Joe Buck, wanna stick around? We got- Joe: Actually, I, uh, I need to pick up Troy Aikman from the dry cleaners. But I'll make sure to come back and check in on Puppet Me, OK? *Joe Buck makes a break for it as Bray turns to the camera and shrugs* Bray: What a weird man! But hey, he made sure Puppet Joe Buck is with friends! He shouldn't have! *He suddenly gets that weird Bray Wyatt Kubrick stare as Puppet Joe Buck starts getting scared* Bray: He really shouldn't have. *The Fiend's face flashes on the screen a few times as the camera closes in on Bray's face, then stop and Bray cheers up and the Funhouse theme starts again* Bray: See you next time, everybody! Puppet Joe Buck: Help me.
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on Oct 27, 2019 12:10:34 GMT -5
Matt Gay 22 yard FG. 3-0 Bucs.
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on Oct 27, 2019 12:12:21 GMT -5
Stafford picked off.
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on Oct 27, 2019 12:13:08 GMT -5
Jason Myers 42 yard FG. 3-0 Seahawks.
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Post by Impact Zone's #1 DUMMY...YEAH on Oct 27, 2019 12:14:17 GMT -5
Wil Lutz misses a 47 yard FG. Still scoreless in Saints/Cards.
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