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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2019 22:59:08 GMT -5
To quote Lana...
"Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex *repeat for 18 more hours*."
I'm really not at all opposed to bringing it up in passing but just jabbering on and on and on and ON about it like that, what the hell? It's not even really necessarily offensive so much as I have to imagine that kids would either 1), be completely bored out of their minds during it if they don't know what it's referring to, or 2), snicker the first couple times if they do and then be bored out of their mind at it being beaten into the ground.
... And what was this scheme even supposed to accomplish? Did Lana really need to yammer on for a couple of decades about how fat she's getting or something just for Lashley to come out and do like two moves?
Also how is Lana a significantly worse promo speaking normally than she is when she has to do a silly accent?
Can someone please get Paul Heyman laid already?
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 11, 2019 23:02:15 GMT -5
It may be aimed at children but it's catered mainly to an audience of one crazy and horny old man.
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Nov 11, 2019 23:04:58 GMT -5
You know what always struck me as weird? If it's pg and aimed at kids and all that, why did it just end at 11pm on a Monday night?
Shouldn't it be earlier in the evening?
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Post by ayumidah on Nov 11, 2019 23:05:59 GMT -5
I grew up watching soap operas and even their dialogue wasn't that heavyhanded and illogical way back in the 90s.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 11, 2019 23:06:59 GMT -5
To quote Lana... "Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex *repeat for 18 more hours*”
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Nov 11, 2019 23:07:51 GMT -5
Can someone please get Paul Heyman laid already?
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Nov 11, 2019 23:08:06 GMT -5
Some kid just asked their parents what a f*** is and WWE has themselves to blame
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Nov 11, 2019 23:09:57 GMT -5
I tuned in for a bit tonight, but for reference that’s what made me change the channel again, not cause of the sexual nature, just the confusion of it all. Her rambling. Crowd even acknowledging it.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 11, 2019 23:10:25 GMT -5
I am trying to think of what it'd be like watching this at like 14, and even at my least discerning, I would probably think this was trashy.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Nov 11, 2019 23:13:56 GMT -5
Some kid just asked their parents what a f*** is and WWE has themselves to blame I'LL SHOW YOU HOW PARENTING SEXUAL EDUCATION IS DONE DAMMIT, C'MON STEPH!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2019 23:14:14 GMT -5
Can someone sum up what happened? I did not watch the show for once.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 11, 2019 23:16:35 GMT -5
Can someone sum up what happened? I did not watch the show for once. Basically Lana came out, gave a rambling speech about when she started having sex with Lashley, said she was pregnant, and then started whining about how it was making her fat and she didn't want to be. Rusev came out and basically just said, "Nuh-uh!", Lana started smacking him, then Lashley came out and hit like two moves then he and Lana left and as they did Lana yelled that she made it up. Basically every other word through the whole segment was "sex" and the entire time you had King guffawing over every single word to make it extra obnoxious.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Nov 11, 2019 23:17:22 GMT -5
Some kid just asked their parents what a f*** is and WWE has themselves to blame I said that in the live thread, imagine if some kids actually have to have the talk with their parents because of this f***ing sex addict storyline. What a lame way to find out, lmfao.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 11, 2019 23:20:59 GMT -5
What is with WWE’s obsession in booking happily married Rusev and Lana into these kinds of angles?
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Post by Perd on Nov 11, 2019 23:23:09 GMT -5
It reeks of WWE wanting to have their cake and eat it too. They still want to be PG, but be more edgy, too. But they can’t really do anything all that provoctive. Because they have too many people to answer to. So stuff like this just comes across as silly. I’m not against a little trash in h wrestling. But this ain’t hitting the mark for me.
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Post by wildojinx on Nov 11, 2019 23:23:17 GMT -5
You know what always struck me as weird? If it's pg and aimed at kids and all that, why did it just end at 11pm on a Monday night? Shouldn't it be earlier in the evening? It starts at 7 in my (central) time zone.
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Nov 11, 2019 23:26:26 GMT -5
Some kid just asked their parents what a f*** is and WWE has themselves to blame I said that in the live thread, imagine if some kids actually have to have the talk with their parents because of this f***ing sex addict storyline. What a lame way to find out, lmfao. Imagine finding out how you were born cause Lashley was slightly too late to cuck Lana
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Post by 06vwgti on Nov 11, 2019 23:27:05 GMT -5
I was wondering if they were going to mention abortion, yikes that was cringeworthy.
Though I wonder if they would have rehashed snitsky punting a baby doll in the stands again...
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Post by ayumidah on Nov 11, 2019 23:29:26 GMT -5
What is with WWE’s obsession in booking happily married Rusev and Lana into these kinds of angles? it really does seem to lend credence to those rumors and such about Vince not understanding why Lana's with Rusev and trying to split them up since the storyline with Ziggler.
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Post by nisidhe on Nov 11, 2019 23:29:53 GMT -5
I wonder how the company would react if the live crowd just started chanting, "OK, Boomer" in response to every in-ring promo regardless of who's giving it - as if the crowd knows that McMahon is the one micromanaging it all and they no longer care about the suspension of disbelief.
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