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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2019 12:16:43 GMT -5
A snippet, regarding TV, from a short but insightful piece in Variety about Herzog's role in Disney+/Star Wars' The Mandalorian.
If you didn't read this in his voice, or partaking in the rest of the thread reading back what you say in said voice, you're missing many levels of fascination.
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Post by Moppy on Nov 12, 2019 12:19:27 GMT -5
Disappointed. I thought this would be a reactions video.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 12, 2019 12:22:00 GMT -5
It's impossible for me to read this NOT in his voice. And it makes it all that much better.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Nov 12, 2019 12:51:02 GMT -5
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Nov 12, 2019 14:13:25 GMT -5
This apparently has been going on for a while, but he just keeps bringing it up. www.gq.com/story/werner-herzog-wrestlemania"Why do I watch Wrestlemania? My answer is the poet must not avert his eyes from what's going on in the world. In order to understand what's going on, you have to face it.” EDIT: shit, I was beaten to it! YOU MUST NOT AVERT YOUR EYES FROM THE REDUNDANT WERNER HERZOG THREAD, IN THE DAYS OF SOPHOCLES AND HOMER THERE WAS A BEAUTY CREATED BY THE COLLECTIVE MIND, A BEAUTY TO BE SHARED AND SPREAD THROUGH THE CULTURE, THROUGH THE AGES. BUT NOW, THIS KANYE WEST, THIS ELDERLY MAN AND HIS WRESTLING COMPANY, THEY HAVE A NEW BEAUTY AND IT IS, ON ONE HAND, GROTESQUE AND, ON THE OTHER HAND, IT IS LISSOME AND STRANGE AND IMPORTANT. WE MUST
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Post by nickcave on Nov 12, 2019 14:15:56 GMT -5
I love him so much, so an interesting individual.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Nov 12, 2019 14:26:21 GMT -5
WERNER HERZOG, A MAN, WATCHES THE SUCCULENT IMAGES, THE INSATIABLE GROTESQUERY OF THE MODERN GLADIATORS. THESE CHERISHED IDOLS, BELOVED AND DESPISED, STAND AT THE MIDPOINT OF CRUELTY AND FARCE AND, IN A WAY, AS DOES THE AUDIENCE. BY 'FARCE' I DO NOT MEAN MOCKERY, BUT RATHER HEIGHTENED BEAUTY, AS RAPHAEL'S PAINTINGS COULD BE CONSIDERED 'FARCE' OF THE BIRTH OF CHRIST. AND, YOU SEE, VULGARITY AND PROFUNDITY ARE NOT ACTUALLY DIFFERENT. THE GREAT MAN TOWERS, HE PULLS SMALLER MEN INTO THE AIR AND BEHIND HIM INTO A JUNGLE OF TERRIBLE SUPLEXES, AS THE JUNGLE CONSUMED OUR FOREFATHERS. AND
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 12, 2019 15:24:16 GMT -5
I thought Werner Herzog wa the company in the office.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Nov 12, 2019 16:28:02 GMT -5
Actually, he truth probably is that one day he asked people what the trashiest thing on TV was, and someone showed him the segment with Linda in the wheelchair, and he's been using it as an example of "shit entertainment" ever since.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2019 17:24:30 GMT -5
"This crap is more surreal that what I do! What the f***?"
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Wieners=$$$
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Nov 12, 2019 18:00:17 GMT -5
It's cool Vern, I mostly watch YouTube too.
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Post by RI Richmark on Nov 12, 2019 18:25:22 GMT -5
Wasn't he the manager of the St. Louis Cardinals in the 1980's?
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Post by ToyfareMark on Nov 12, 2019 20:23:45 GMT -5
So he only watches Wrestlemania every year? Or does he use Wrestlemania as an umbrella term for wrestling in general?
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Post by Kyn on Nov 12, 2019 22:56:05 GMT -5
Beat that, Max Landis.
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Post by Squirrel Master on Nov 13, 2019 9:15:56 GMT -5
I'm just here to say that Herzog's "Aguirre, the Wrath of God" was brilliant.
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Post by avenger on Nov 13, 2019 14:36:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2019 14:41:16 GMT -5
'Look into the eyes of the Goobledygooker and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity. It is the the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish gimmick in the world of Sports Entertainment."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2019 15:03:03 GMT -5
Good lord......
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2019 15:15:25 GMT -5
I don't really know who this is. I had to look him up. The only thing by him I've ever seen apparently is Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans which featured Nicholas Cage ranting about iguanas only he could see and a breakdancing ghost.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Nov 13, 2019 15:37:27 GMT -5
He is the answer to WWE's problems. Hire him and let him loose. New boom period, garanteed.
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