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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 1, 2007 0:19:23 GMT -5
I wake up & there it is.
It's just....there.
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Post by andre29bc on Apr 1, 2007 0:20:17 GMT -5
Didn't Beavis and Butthead have to do an assignment on this?
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Apr 1, 2007 0:21:21 GMT -5
You're like, the worst mod ever.
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Post by tommyvercetti on Apr 1, 2007 0:21:36 GMT -5
It was the morning wood fairy.
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Post by Milkman Norm on Apr 1, 2007 0:23:30 GMT -5
no no, Morning Wood comes from the magical wood elves that help keep the trees healthy and make sure all the wood is good and hard.
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Post by King Wilson on Apr 1, 2007 0:27:17 GMT -5
See, I really wanna make a gay joke, but it might be a tad homophobic and closed minded.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Apr 1, 2007 0:28:47 GMT -5
Well, when a mommy boner and a daddy boner love each other very much...
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Apr 1, 2007 0:33:22 GMT -5
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Apr 1, 2007 0:39:12 GMT -5
It comes from Walmart.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Apr 1, 2007 0:41:43 GMT -5
Well, when a mommy boner and a daddy boner love each other very much... Mommy boner? At the risk of looking stupid for taking the joke too seriously, isn't that all kinds of an oxymoron? |
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Dennis Stamp
O-H-I-O!!
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Post by Lord Rahl on Apr 1, 2007 0:50:05 GMT -5
Well, if u want the actual answer, when u dream, u get an erection. Noone knows why, but it happens. You actually get several erections a night.
Therefore, if u wake up with morning wood, you were more than likely dreaming before you woke up.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 1, 2007 0:59:24 GMT -5
Could also be because it's 9am. At 9am men testostone levels are their highest.
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Post by carter 15 on Apr 1, 2007 1:28:55 GMT -5
i dunno, internet?
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Apr 1, 2007 1:37:03 GMT -5
its a gift
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 1, 2007 1:48:10 GMT -5
Here's what I don't get: men are at their horniest in the morning, while women are at their horniest at night. What's up with that!? Is God f***ing with us!?
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Apr 1, 2007 1:48:46 GMT -5
Here's what I don't get: men are at their horniest in the morning, while women are at their horniest at night. What's up with that!? Is God waxing with us!? i think so. |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 1, 2007 1:51:06 GMT -5
Here's what I don't get: men are at their horniest in the morning, while women are at their horniest at night. What's up with that!? Is God waxing with us!? i think so. Men's sexual peak is 18. Women's is 35. Yes, biology f***s with us. |
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Post by samachine on Apr 1, 2007 1:52:15 GMT -5
Men's sexual peak is 18. Women's is 35. Yes, biology waxs with us. sounds good to me actually.. |
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Post by Hypnotix on Apr 1, 2007 1:54:48 GMT -5
Morning seeds?
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Samurai Cop
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Apr 1, 2007 1:59:15 GMT -5
Good....dreams?
Wow. Awkward. LEAVING NOW.
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
