Here's what I don't get: men are at their horniest in the morning, while women are at their horniest at night. What's up with that!? Is God f***ing with us!?
A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ow."
Quote Of The Week:
“I’m gonna reach down inside your skinny little neck, grab what heart you have, and pull it out to show the world you have no heart”—Ric Flair, telling the world that he’s gonna show them Eric Bischoff’s heart…sort of.