I knew AEW was a "cult" hit, but this is ridiculous

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

AEW sure likes their weird cults.

We have the gimp mask weirdos who tickle you to death.
We have the weird B-word bondage trio.
Now we have the weird hair cutting crew.
Maybe Jurassic Express is kind of a weird dinosaur cult too, I dunno.

[Bang Bang Bart]

Cult Elite Wrestling

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Don't forget Sabian, Evans, and Angelico's Cult of Neon Green Doucheyness

[eJm]

I’m in the Cult of Cassidy myself.

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I'm not ruling out the possibility that Private Party could also be a front for a cult.

[Fade is a CodyCryBaby]

Pharaoh and Jerigoat could start a critter cult

[FinalGwen]

And there was a massive Cultaholic sign in the front row. Coincidence? I think not.

[Oh Cry Me a Screwball]

Dec 4, 2019 23:12:55 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

I'm not ruling out the possibility that Private Party could also be a front for a cult.

So, the water is actually brainwashing serum?

[eJm]

Dec 4, 2019 23:12:55 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

I'm not ruling out the possibility that Private Party could also be a front for a cult.

Cult? Probably not.

Front for illegal underground peacock fights? Absolutely.

[Mister Pigwell]

Cucks n Cults, the story of 2019 wrestling.

[markymark]

Dec 4, 2019 23:13:41 GMT -5 Fade is a CodyCryBaby said:

Pharaoh and Jerigoat could start a critter cult

Or have Pharaoh join MJF and Wardlow. 

[eJm]

Dec 4, 2019 23:13:44 GMT -5 FinalGwen said:

And there was a massive Cultaholic sign in the front row. Coincidence? I think not.

You love it!

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BBB and Brandi/ Kong should join Dark Order

[Killah Ray]

There are so many damn cult like characters that I'm not entirely sure that Ari Aster isnt part of the creative team...

[XaviersSS2015hair]

Dec 4, 2019 23:07:40 GMT -5 eJm said:

I’m in the Cult of Cassidy myself.

The Cult of Best Friends? Lol

[facethatrunstheplace]

Dec 4, 2019 22:26:25 GMT -5 Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast said:

AEW sure likes their weird cults.

We have the gimp mask weirdos who tickle you to death.
We have the weird B-word bondage trio.
Now we have the weird hair cutting crew.
Maybe Jurassic Express is kind of a weird dinosaur cult too, I dunno.

I love dinosaurs so the Jurassic Express are fine by me.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Leaving money on the table not signing Colt Cabana for any of this stuff.

[King Devitt: Scrum Guzzler]

The BBB stuff doesn't bug me but the Brandi/Kong stuff is as I said in the rating thread, Lady Dark Order.

It's not needed, and waters down the really captivating thing they have going with the Dark Order.
Just have Kong be Brandi's mercenary, taking 'scalps'. Easy peasy.
This isn't necessary.

It's annoying b/c they have a clean slate, they can do ANYTHING, and they're already mimicking their own gimmicks?

[eJm]

Dec 5, 2019 7:03:10 GMT -5 King Devitt: Scrum Guzzler said:

The BBB stuff doesn't bug me but the Brandi/Kong stuff is as I said in the rating thread, Lady Dark Order.

It's not needed, and waters down the really captivating thing they have going with the Dark Order.
Just have Kong be Brandi's mercenary, taking 'scalps'. Easy peasy.
This isn't necessary.

It's annoying b/c they have a clean slate, they can do ANYTHING, and they're already mimicking their own gimmicks?

In their defence, and I could just be REALLY looking too deep into it, it felt less like a stable and more of a "Get out of the way or get crushed" sort of thing rather than outright Dark Order-like.

But watch next week that another indie worker they signed gets their head shaved and joins and I look super foolish.

[RKTaker]

I think everyone is misinterpreting the BBB stuff I don’t think it’s a cult at all, it’s more we’re just here to mess shit up. plus for right now they’re going after a single person (cody) rather than recruiting people. If I see them start to recruit people then yeah we can call them a cult