Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Dec 5, 2019 11:43:26 GMT -5
It's officially December, as well as the holiday shopping season following Thanksgiving. So let us give tanks *waves to @vyse* for all the bad teams who know it's also tanking season. It's the time of the year to go full tank, to drive out to the field with a full tank of ass, play like crap for draft pick positioning!
Tonight we don't even get that, as it's full mediocrity tonight. 6-6 Cowboys, 6-6 Bears, a .500 chance of being any kind of interesting. But we do got Chiefs/Patriots! (And, other games this week, I guess.)
Thursday, December 5th, 8:20 PM Dallas Cowboys at Chicago Bears
Sunday, December 8th, 1:00 PM Indianapolis Colts at Tampa Bay Buccaneers Washington Redskins at Green Bay Packers Detroit Lions at Minnesota Vikings Baltimore Ravens at Buffalo Bills Denver Broncos at Houston Texans Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns San Francisco 49ers at New Orleans Saints Carolina Panthers at Atlanta Falcons Miami Dolphins at New York Jets
Sunday, December 8th, 4:05 PM Los Angeles Chargers at Jacksonville Jaguars
Sunday, December 8th, 4:25 PM Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots Tennessee Titans at Oakland Raiders Pittsburgh Steelers at Arizona Cardinals
Sunday, December 8th, 8:20 PM Seattle Seahawks at Los Angeles Rams
Monday, December 9th, 8:15 PM New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 5, 2019 12:00:40 GMT -5
Tonight feels like the sort of game that has a 100% chance of a field goal going DOINK and the camera pans to the Coach staring soullessly into the void
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Dec 5, 2019 21:22:44 GMT -5
Tonight feels like the sort of game that has a 100% chance of a field goal going DOINK and the camera pans to the Coach staring soullessly into the void Not quite a DOINK, but pretty close with Garrett after that miss. Lmao
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 5, 2019 21:57:44 GMT -5
Man, Troy Aikman looks MISERABLE thinking about the garbage fire his team is.
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BRV
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Post by BRV on Dec 5, 2019 22:09:08 GMT -5
As the Cowboys struggle tonight, it's worth mentioning that we exist in a world where the 3-9 Redskins could win four straight games to end the season 7-9 and win the NFC East.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 5, 2019 22:10:19 GMT -5
This Cowboys team really can’t handle even decent teams. At this point, I am beginning to think they’ve given up on this season.
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Dec 5, 2019 22:11:01 GMT -5
Is...is it possible that Mitch Trubisky isn’t terrible? I’m not even saying he’s good. But is it possible that he can be what he appeared to be at times last year, a perfectly serviceable NFL QB?
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 5, 2019 22:21:27 GMT -5
Is...is it possible that Mitch Trubisky isn’t terrible? I’m not even saying he’s good. But is it possible that he can be what he appeared to be at times last year, a perfectly serviceable NFL QB? I don’t think he was worth trading up for (especially with Watson and Mahomes in the same draft), but I think he is a legitimate starter in the NFL.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2019 22:23:51 GMT -5
As the Cowboys struggle tonight, it's worth mentioning that we exist in a world where the 3-9 Redskins could win four straight games to end the season 7-9 and win the NFC East. There's a lot of hard drinking to consider.
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Post by XIII on Dec 5, 2019 22:24:04 GMT -5
Cowboys have quit on Garrett, dude might have to catch an Uber back to Dallas after this one.
Also: NFC East is ass.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 5, 2019 22:31:50 GMT -5
Hey, Dallas can't even get a touchdown...
...hold that thought...
Okay, they did, but boy, they took their sweet time.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 5, 2019 22:34:57 GMT -5
Hey, Dallas can't even get a touchdown... ...hold that thought... If they botch this 4th and 1 at the 2 it would be the most NFC Least thing ever.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 5, 2019 22:39:46 GMT -5
Btw, it’s worth mentioning that the refs blew 2 face mask calls in the last Bears drive, including one that should have cancelled the fumble. Refball kills games.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 5, 2019 22:42:45 GMT -5
Man, you can see the Cowboys get absolutely deflated by that Trubisky TD scramble.
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Post by S-Chrome on Dec 5, 2019 22:43:17 GMT -5
This embittered Giants fans is enjoying the Cowboys looking like an AAF team.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Dec 5, 2019 22:46:40 GMT -5
Doesn't Dak want like $40Mil a year or something?
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Post by S-Chrome on Dec 5, 2019 22:51:09 GMT -5
Gotta say, the Bears Edge/LB corps is probably the most relentless in the NFL. Hard to keep a QB upright when Mack, Floyd, Roquan Smith and Trevathan are coming at you.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Dec 5, 2019 22:52:34 GMT -5
Doesn't Dak want like $40Mil a year or something? He may still get it since Jerreh wants another title while he is still around to enjoy it.
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Sicho100
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Post by Sicho100 on Dec 5, 2019 22:54:40 GMT -5
It's pretty amazing that a guy who really should not get his fifth-year option picked up is roughly the third best QB in franchise history.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 5, 2019 23:04:05 GMT -5
Wish Prime would display the score during ad breaks. Another “have on in the background match” and every time I glance at the screen there is a goddamn ad on.
And X-Ray does not work on my TV for NFL matches for some reason (works with other Prime videos) so I can’t check that.
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