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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 9:52:53 GMT -5
As everyone knows, I am one of the foremost experts on the Sexy Time, so welcome to my new talk show, Sexy Time With Big Sexy Chainsaw Nash.
My first guest on my new show...my old buddy, Da Bad Guy, SCOTT TULL!!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Mar 30, 2007 9:57:00 GMT -5
I'm not the first guest? That's it, I'm calling Stephanie.
::pulls out cell phone, whispers into it for a few minutes::
What? What do you mean you dont book WrestleCrap? Well....can you buy it? What? You've tried? Well....try harder! What?! Thats it, put Dad on the phone. What do you mean he's busy?! God dammit! Alright....forget it, I gotta go. What? No. I don't want to say it! .....what do you mean you won't? IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! Oh...fine..... I love you sugar bunny kitty pie.
....WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING AT!?
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 30, 2007 9:58:34 GMT -5
Hey Yo.
Let me just sit my drink down, smooth out my new G-Unit brand athletic pants, and grace this plush set with the Bad Guy's presence.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 30, 2007 9:59:19 GMT -5
"Sugar bunny kitty pie"?
Hunter, you need to post in that thread about being whipped, chico.
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Post by catwoman on Mar 30, 2007 10:01:48 GMT -5
"Sugar bunny kitty pie"? Hunter, you need to post in that thread about being whipped, chico. He's about to get even more whipped...because the Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels IS BACK!!!! *poses* |
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 10:02:50 GMT -5
"Sugar bunny kitty pie"? Hunter, you need to post in that thread about being whipped, chico. Yeah, your telling em. For a guy who smashes people in the face with a sledgehammer, he's on a pretty short leash. Anyways, Scotty, good seeing you, bro! What have you been up to lately? |
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Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Mar 30, 2007 10:03:20 GMT -5
I'm not the first guest? That's it, I'm calling Stephanie. ::pulls out cell phone, whispers into it for a few minutes:: What? What do you mean you dont book WrestleCrap? *ahem* Re-Writing The Book.Ring a bell? Jed Shaffer ~Just because it's your birthday don't mean I won't take the cheap shot. ;D |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 30, 2007 10:04:31 GMT -5
"Sugar bunny kitty pie"? Hunter, you need to post in that thread about being whipped, chico. Yeah, your telling em. For a guy who smashes people in the face with a sledgehammer, he's on a pretty short leash. Anyways, Scotty, good seeing you, bro? What have you been up to lately? Wrestling in Japan and drinking sake.  I have no idea what I was thinking with my hair. |
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Post by catwoman on Mar 30, 2007 10:09:49 GMT -5
Scotty Scotty Scotty...
How much had you had when you agreed to that dye job?!
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 10:10:02 GMT -5
Yeah, your telling em. For a guy who smashes people in the face with a sledgehammer, he's on a pretty short leash. Anyways, Scotty, good seeing you, bro? What have you been up to lately? Wrestling in Japan and drinking sake. I have no idea what I was thinking with my hair. I love that picture. You look so mischeivous in it. Hey, at least they didn't turn you into a monster. Man, the Japanese are weird. Didja know they sell girl's panties in vending machines, Scott? I know you know they sell beer in vending machines, so I won't bring that up... |
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Post by invaderdave on Mar 30, 2007 10:11:38 GMT -5
So this is, what, the third we think we're the Kliq thread?
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 30, 2007 10:14:08 GMT -5
Wrestling in Japan and drinking sake. I have no idea what I was thinking with my hair. I love that picture. You look so mischeivous in it. Hey, at least they didn't turn you into a monster. Man, the Japanese are weird. Didja know they sell girl's panties in vending machines, Scott? I know you know they sell beer in vending machines, so I won't bring that up... I've got the setup like Tom Hanks had in Big.Got me a Kirin and a Sapporo vending machine in my apartment in Tokyo, and I hurl a balled-up pair of socks at the buttons from across the room. Plus those beers are like 24 oz cans. Good times. |
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Post by catwoman on Mar 30, 2007 10:14:39 GMT -5
Wrestling in Japan and drinking sake. I have no idea what I was thinking with my hair. I love that picture. You look so mischeivous in it. Hey, at least they didn't turn you into a monster. Man, the Japanese are weird. Didja know they sell girl's panties in vending machines, Scott? I know you know they sell beer in vending machines, so I won't bring that up... Beer, panties, liquor...weirdness. You musta been in heaven, big guy! |
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 10:17:57 GMT -5
I love that picture. You look so mischeivous in it. Hey, at least they didn't turn you into a monster. Man, the Japanese are weird. Didja know they sell girl's panties in vending machines, Scott? I know you know they sell beer in vending machines, so I won't bring that up... I've got the setup like Tom Hanks had in Big.Got me a Kirin and a Sapporo vending machine in my apartment in Tokyo, and I hurl a balled-up pair of socks at the buttons from across the room. Plus those beers are like 24 oz cans. Good times. Ha ha, nice! I was thinking of having that set up at my wet bar at the house. Good call. Now that your back in the States, what's next for the unopressable Scott Tull? |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 30, 2007 10:20:22 GMT -5
I've got the setup like Tom Hanks had in Big.Got me a Kirin and a Sapporo vending machine in my apartment in Tokyo, and I hurl a balled-up pair of socks at the buttons from across the room. Plus those beers are like 24 oz cans. Good times. Ha ha, nice! I was thinking of having that set up at my wet bar at the house. Good call. Now that your back in the States, what's next for the unopressable Scott Tull? Well, I hear that Wrestlemania is short a few matches. Maybe I can waltz in through the back and take over the place. I'm pretty good at that, you know. |
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 10:21:45 GMT -5
Ha ha, nice! I was thinking of having that set up at my wet bar at the house. Good call. Now that your back in the States, what's next for the unopressable Scott Tull? Well, I hear that Wrestlemania is short a few matches. Maybe I can waltz in through the back and take over the place. I'm pretty good at that, you know. Knock out one of the midgets and see if you can win the Cruiserweight title. You as Crusierweight champ would be hilarious! Hell, I can even teach you some moves. |
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Post by catwoman on Mar 30, 2007 10:22:51 GMT -5
Well, I hear that Wrestlemania is short a few matches. Maybe I can waltz in through the back and take over the place. I'm pretty good at that, you know. Knock out one of the midgets and see if you can win the Cruiserweight title. You as Crusierweight champ would be hilarious! Hell, I can even teach you some moves. (*snickers* Umm, Razor as CW champ....BOOK IT!!) |
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 30, 2007 10:26:04 GMT -5
Knock out one of the midgets and see if you can win the Cruiserweight title. You as Crusierweight champ would be hilarious! Hell, I can even teach you some moves. (*snickers* Umm, Razor as CW champ....BOOK IT!!) It's gate gold, I tells ya! |
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Post by catwoman on Mar 30, 2007 10:29:14 GMT -5
(*snickers* Umm, Razor as CW champ....BOOK IT!!) It's gate gold, I tells ya! Then he could get double gold when you come back, destroy all the tag teams on SD while Hunter and I take out the division on Raw (Check!) and all of us find ways to accrue every belt in the joint. |
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 30, 2007 10:30:18 GMT -5
It's gate gold, I tells ya! Then he could get double gold when you come back, destroy all the tag teams on SD while Hunter and I take out the division on Raw (Check!) and all of us find ways to accrue every belt in the joint. I call dibs on that spinning belt. It'd go great with my G-Unit gimmick |
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