Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Dec 17, 2019 23:47:35 GMT -5
Seen the previous 8. Of the Main run I enjoyed the original,Wedding and Reunion.
Of the Presents run.. they are all better than any National Lampoon movie since at least 90. With Book of Love being the best of them. Has a pre-2 Broke Girls Caroline as the female lead.
When this new one hits streaming I will give it a watch. Then grab the DVD whenever it gets cheap. Just got the dvd pack of the original 8 for $5. Gonna be a stocking stuffer for my father. WHo for some reason thinks Stiffler is called "Shitfur". Hey he is 75 has massive hearing loss so that might just be what he is hearing.
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Post by ogreknee on Dec 18, 2019 0:02:53 GMT -5
Ok, so pretty much every American Pie movie ever was about a bunch of guys trying to get laid. Based on the title I'm guessing this will be gender swapping the concept and will be about a bunch of girls trying to get laid. So this will either be the shortest movie ever, or a porno. That was the movie Blockers. With a rooster in front of the word Blockers so you knew what was up. It starred Cena. Butt chug for god
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 18, 2019 0:23:00 GMT -5
Seen the previous 8. Of the Main run I enjoyed the original,Wedding and Reunion. Of the Presents run.. they are all better than any National Lampoon movie since at least 90. With Book of Love being the best of them. Has a pre-2 Broke Girls Caroline as the female lead. When this new one hits streaming I will give it a watch. Then grab the DVD whenever it gets cheap. Just got the dvd pack of the original 8 for $5. Gonna be a stocking stuffer for my father. WHo for some reason thinks Stiffler is called "Shitfur". Hey he is 75 has massive hearing loss so that might just be what he is hearing. What does he think Shitbreak is called then?
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Dec 18, 2019 1:00:14 GMT -5
Seen the previous 8. Of the Main run I enjoyed the original,Wedding and Reunion. Of the Presents run.. they are all better than any National Lampoon movie since at least 90. With Book of Love being the best of them. Has a pre-2 Broke Girls Caroline as the female lead. When this new one hits streaming I will give it a watch. Then grab the DVD whenever it gets cheap. Just got the dvd pack of the original 8 for $5. Gonna be a stocking stuffer for my father. WHo for some reason thinks Stiffler is called "Shitfur". Hey he is 75 has massive hearing loss so that might just be what he is hearing. What does he think Shitbreak is called then? I shall ask him tomorrow.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Dec 18, 2019 1:49:20 GMT -5
Instead of a guy having sex with a pie, in this movie a girl has sex with a cannoli.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 18, 2019 2:12:30 GMT -5
Instead of a guy having sex with a pie, in this movie a girl has sex with a cannoli. That's a sure fire way to get a yeast infection.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 18, 2019 4:45:49 GMT -5
Instead of a guy having sex with a pie, in this movie a girl has sex with a cannoli. That's a sure fire way to get a yeast infection. I dunno how else to put this
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Dec 18, 2019 5:01:39 GMT -5
I'm sure it wouldn't be too difficult to get some of the original actors back at this point, last major movie for some of them was probably American Reunion
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2019 8:02:38 GMT -5
I honestly didn't realize there were 9 of these things. I liked the first one when I was a teenager (in fact, appropriately enough I lost my virginity the day after seeing it to the girl I saw it with) and I know I saw the second one but don't really remember it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 18, 2019 14:31:17 GMT -5
Instead of a guy having sex with a pie, in this movie a girl has sex with a cannoli. Weirdly enough I remember catching an American Pie-like movie while channel hopping with the main cast being girls and there was a scene where one of them "plays" with a carrot. Then her dad (played by Rob Schnieder bizarrely enough in a role that feels like it was written for Eugene Levy) comes in after shes finished and uses the carrot in a salad.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 18, 2019 15:04:24 GMT -5
Seen the previous 8. Of the Main run I enjoyed the original,Wedding and Reunion. Of the Presents run.. they are all better than any National Lampoon movie since at least 90. With Book of Love being the best of them. Has a pre-2 Broke Girls Caroline as the female lead. When this new one hits streaming I will give it a watch. Then grab the DVD whenever it gets cheap. Just got the dvd pack of the original 8 for $5. Gonna be a stocking stuffer for my father. WHo for some reason thinks Stiffler is called "Shitfur". Hey he is 75 has massive hearing loss so that might just be what he is hearing. What does he think Shitbreak is called then? Confusingly he calls him Stifler
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Post by fw91 on Dec 18, 2019 15:19:36 GMT -5
Instead of a guy having sex with a pie, in this movie a girl has sex with a cannoli. Weirdly enough I remember catching an American Pie-like movie while channel hopping with the main cast being girls and there was a scene where one of them "plays" with a carrot. Then her dad (played by Rob Schnieder bizarrely enough in a role that feels like it was written for Eugene Levy) comes in after shes finished and uses the carrot in a salad. Was it Rob Schneider in “The Carrot,” rated PG13?
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Dec 18, 2019 15:54:56 GMT -5
Sounds like the plot for the Asylum film the 18 year old virgin.
Bless the Asylum for putting out low budget crap that can be entertaining it you are in the right mood.
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Post by zrowsdower on Dec 18, 2019 18:20:33 GMT -5
I have never seen an American Pie movie. I'm proud of that.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 18, 2019 18:41:31 GMT -5
Ok, so pretty much every American Pie movie ever was about a bunch of guys trying to get laid. Based on the title I'm guessing this will be gender swapping the concept and will be about a bunch of girls trying to get laid. So this will either be the shortest movie ever, or a porno. No no no, one of the girls will have GLASSES which means she'll never get laid.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Dec 18, 2019 19:04:22 GMT -5
Ok, so pretty much every American Pie movie ever was about a bunch of guys trying to get laid. Based on the title I'm guessing this will be gender swapping the concept and will be about a bunch of girls trying to get laid. So this will either be the shortest movie ever, or a porno. No no no, one of the girls will have GLASSES which means she'll never get laid. I sure as shit would never go slumming with some chick that wears GLASSES for crissakes
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Post by arrogantmodel on Dec 18, 2019 23:03:30 GMT -5
No no no, one of the girls will have GLASSES which means she'll never get laid. I sure as shit would never go slumming with some chick that wears GLASSES for crissakes And a ponytail. And paint all over her overalls. Man, f*** that shit.
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Post by DSR on Dec 18, 2019 23:21:18 GMT -5
Instead of a guy having sex with a pie, in this movie a girl has sex with a cannoli. Weirdly enough I remember catching an American Pie-like movie while channel hopping with the main cast being girls and there was a scene where one of them "plays" with a carrot. Then her dad (played by Rob Schnieder bizarrely enough in a role that feels like it was written for Eugene Levy) comes in after shes finished and uses the carrot in a salad. Oh man, that is SO Rob Schneider. Holy shit!
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