Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 3, 2007 14:17:42 GMT -5
::With his dying breath, Trips activates a time capsule which was previously hidden in the usual place. A black hole opens up, sucking him into it, and out steps....2003 Triple H in his place. He stands, staring down Michaels with a smirk on his face::
Go ahead, Boy Toy. Do your worst.
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Post by catwoman on Apr 3, 2007 14:21:00 GMT -5
::With his dying breath, Trips activates a time capsule which was previously hidden in the usual place. A black hole opens up, sucking him into it, and out steps....2003 Triple H in his place. He stands, staring down Michaels with a smirk on his face:: Go ahead, Boy Toy. Do your worst. *Looks up in disbelief...then laughs...* Not bad, Hunter...didn't think you were capable of it...2003, huh? Not too shabby of a year for you...except that I have my own Time Capsule... *hits it...and out steps the HBK of 1997, black leather vest, sunglasses, choker necklace, stubble, curly hair and all* Let's go, douchebag. You're on.
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Apr 3, 2007 14:26:06 GMT -5
*A third time capsule opens up. Out steps a man with a profound handlebar moustache and a physique that is most definitely not "hoss" material*
I'm Frank Gotch, and I'm gonna stretch BOTH your ungrateful asses, you little whippersnappers!
Jed Shaffer ~RUSSORIFFIC SWERVE!!!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 3, 2007 14:26:58 GMT -5
::smirks, scratches chin deep in thought::
Not bad, kid, not bad at all.
Monsoon: YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE IRRESISTABLE FORCE MEETING THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT, WELL THIS IS IT!
Heenan: No, that was you and your date last night.
::HHH hands Flair his ever present world title and charges HBK!::
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Post by catwoman on Apr 3, 2007 14:35:14 GMT -5
::smirks, scratches chin deep in thought:: Not bad, kid, not bad at all. Monsoon: YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE IRRESISTABLE FORCE MEETING THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT, WELL THIS IS IT! Heenan: No, that was you and your date last night. ::HHH hands Flair his ever present world title and charges HBK!:: *does a double take at Gotch...shrugs...then smiles* Sorry Flair, this one wont be pretty...that title is rightfully mine... *charges at HHH and lands a stiff elbow to the face, then a stiff knee to the stomach* King: Wha...What's going on, JR? What happened? JR: AH don't think you'd believe me if AH told ya, Kahng...
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Apr 3, 2007 14:37:13 GMT -5
Get me a six-pack and some bags of Skittles. Wow, time for some Skittlebrau already, Big Guy? Imma get me some Guinness and Gobstoppers! (Christ, that sounds nasty...) GUINNESS! A woman after mine own heart(break kitty). I'll take two!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 3, 2007 14:38:36 GMT -5
::smirks, scratches chin deep in thought:: Not bad, kid, not bad at all. Monsoon: YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT THE IRRESISTABLE FORCE MEETING THE IMMOVABLE OBJECT, WELL THIS IS IT! Heenan: No, that was you and your date last night. ::HHH hands Flair his ever present world title and charges HBK!:: *does a double take at Gotch...shrugs...then smiles* Sorry Flair, this one wont be pretty...that title is rightfully mine... *charges at HHH and lands a stiff elbow to the face, then a stiff knee to the stomach* King: Wha...What's going on, JR? What happened? JR: AH don't think you'd believe me if AH told ya, Kahng... :::HHH just stands there and smiles!:: JR: WHAT THE HELL?! Sorry Michaels, I've powered myself up far beyond the affects of such mundane offense! WATCH! ::Raises his arms and screams, errupts into light, hair turns blonde:: Now see my TRUE power! ::assaults HBK with a flurry of fists!::
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Post by catwoman on Apr 3, 2007 14:38:59 GMT -5
Wow, time for some Skittlebrau already, Big Guy? Imma get me some Guinness and Gobstoppers! (Christ, that sounds nasty...) GUINNESS! A woman after mine own heart(break kitty). I'll take two! Slainte, my friend! *cheers* Ok, back to beating the hell outta Trips...
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 3, 2007 14:39:18 GMT -5
When the hell did the Kliq become Super Saiyans?
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 3, 2007 14:39:47 GMT -5
When the hell did the Kliq become Super Saiyans? Right now, Tull. Right now.
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Post by catwoman on Apr 3, 2007 14:41:10 GMT -5
*does a double take at Gotch...shrugs...then smiles* Sorry Flair, this one wont be pretty...that title is rightfully mine... *charges at HHH and lands a stiff elbow to the face, then a stiff knee to the stomach* King: Wha...What's going on, JR? What happened? JR: AH don't think you'd believe me if AH told ya, Kahng... :::HHH just stands there and smiles!:: JR: WHAT THE HELL?! Sorry Michaels, I've powered myself up far beyond the affects of such mundane offense! WATCH! ::Raises his arms and screams, errupts into light, hair turns blonde:: Now see my TRUE power! ::assaults HBK with a flurry of fists!:: WTF?! *gets hit with the flurry of fists* gets tossed backwards into the ring....* OK, you King of Queens...Its on... *All of a sudden, a sword appears in his hand...he raises it to the sky* Behold, by the POWER OF GREYSKULL...I...HAVE..THE POWER!!!!! *Is turned into He-Man, complete with Battlecat* Bring it, B*tch!
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Apr 3, 2007 14:41:41 GMT -5
*Gotch circles ... and circles ... and circles ... and circles ...*
Soon as one of you cockney blokes makes a mistake, I will be all over you with a spinning toe hold like Teddy Roosevelt on a fox hunt!
Monsoon: Isn't he dead?
Lawler: So are you, and I don't see that stopping you from being here!
Jed Shaffer ~Next swerve ... hippos.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Apr 3, 2007 14:43:52 GMT -5
All right kids, settle down. Don't make me open this up:
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 3, 2007 14:43:58 GMT -5
Flair: GOTCH! YOU'RE NOTHING! YOU'RE NOBODY! YOU AIN'T A HORSEMAN! LIMOSUINE RIDIN', JET FLYIN', KISS STEALIN', WHEELIN' DEALIN', WHOOOOO, KISS THE GIRLS AND MAKE 'EM CRY, MAKIN' VIRGINS BLEED ALL NIGHT LONG...LIKE THE NATCHA BOY!!!
::CHOP!::
::HHH backs off a little, begging off from Battle Kat until STEPHANIE MCMAHON shows up....in XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS GEAR!::
HHH: Now....that's a fair fight.
JR: Aw, f*** this, King.
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Apr 3, 2007 14:48:41 GMT -5
*Gotch just blinks in confusion*
I've not a bloody clue what you just said, you scrub, but I'll see you stretched from here to St. Swiven's Day!
*The time rift opens up again, and out spills Eve, naked as can be, the serpent crawling around her feet*
Lawler: NAKED PUPPIES! NAKED PUPPIES! NAKED PUH--ugh! *gurgling noises*
Heenan: He's having a heart attack! Ric, you know about these! Do something!
Jed Shaffer ~Next swerve ... the Icee bear.
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Post by catwoman on Apr 3, 2007 14:49:49 GMT -5
Flair: GOTCH! YOU'RE NOTHING! YOU'RE NOBODY! YOU AIN'T A HORSEMAN! LIMOSUINE RIDIN', JET FLYIN', KISS STEALIN', WHEELIN' DEALIN', WHOOOOO, KISS THE GIRLS AND MAKE 'EM CRY, MAKIN' VIRGINS BLEED ALL NIGHT LONG...LIKE THE NATCHA BOY!!! ::CHOP!:: ::HHH backs off a little, begging off from Battle Kat until STEPHANIE MCMAHON shows up....in XENA: WARRIOR PRINCESS GEAR!:: HHH: Now....that's a fair fight. JR: Aw, f*** this, King. Hehe, Go get 'em Flair! You can't help that you're custom made! Oh yeah? Steph as Xena? It's on... *Up steps the extremely hot Rebecca Hickenbottom dressed as Teela* Hehe, NOW whatchu got, huh? Oh, and Tull? Sorry, but Battlecat and I are no-selling your Matrix of Power. The Power of Greyskull cancels all that jazz out.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 3, 2007 14:50:10 GMT -5
*Gotch just blinks in confusion* I've not a bloody clue what you just said, you scrub, but I'll see you stretched from here to St. Swiven's Day! *The time rift opens up again, and out spills Eve, naked as can be, the serpent crawling around her feet* Lawler: NAKED PUPPIES! NAKED PUPPIES! NAKED PUH--ugh! *gurgling noises* Heenan: He's having a heart attack! Ric, you know about these! Do something! Jed Shaffer ~Next swerve ... the Icee bear. Ric: WOOOOO! I'll do somethin' alright, I'm gonna make a woman outta ya, sweet cheeks! DOUBLE A! Have 'em pull the limo around back!! JR: RIC FLAIR IS ALL OVER EVE, BAH GAWD! :::HHH is hovering in mid air by this point:: That's it, Michaels, I'm through playing around!! KA...MA....HA....MAAAAAAAAA.......
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Apr 3, 2007 14:56:11 GMT -5
*Once again, the time vortex rips open*
Monsoon: Jesus, how many times is that gonna happen?
*Gotch is sucked up into the nothing ... and in his place, a haggard, beaten man. In one hand, a shotgun. In the other ... well, he doesn't have another hand. But he does have a chainsaw*
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK. IT RETAILS FOR $189.95 AT S-MART. SHOP SMART; SHOP S-MART. *Ash squints and adds* Hail to the King, baby.
JR: What is this, CZW?
Jed Shaffer ~Next swerve ... a pickle.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Apr 3, 2007 14:57:26 GMT -5
*Once again, the time vortex rips open* Monsoon: Jesus, how many times is that gonna happen? *Gotch is sucked up into the nothing ... and in his place, a haggard, beaten man. In one hand, a shotgun. In the other ... well, he doesn't have another hand. But he does have a chainsaw* THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK. IT RETAILS FOR $189.95 AT S-MART. SHOP SMART; SHOP S-MART. *Ash squints and adds* Hail to the King, baby. JR: What is this, CZW? Jed Shaffer ~Next swerve ... a pickle. ::Godz has a nerdgasm yet again:: DAMMIT THATS MY THIRD SET OF PANTS TODAY!
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Post by catwoman on Apr 3, 2007 15:00:04 GMT -5
*Once again, the time vortex rips open* Monsoon: Jesus, how many times is that gonna happen? *Gotch is sucked up into the nothing ... and in his place, a haggard, beaten man. In one hand, a shotgun. In the other ... well, he doesn't have another hand. But he does have a chainsaw* THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK. IT RETAILS FOR $189.95 AT S-MART. SHOP SMART; SHOP S-MART. *Ash squints and adds* Hail to the King, baby. JR: What is this, CZW? Jed Shaffer ~Next swerve ... a pickle. ::Godz has a nerdgasm yet again:: DAMMIT THATS MY THIRD SET OF PANTS TODAY! *looks at Trips* Ummm...It's Ash. WTF do we do now?
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