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Post by DSR on Mar 29, 2007 1:24:30 GMT -5
I'm just doing movie titles in general now. Oh, I see. I suppose that would "Be Cool."
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Post by The Wraith on Mar 29, 2007 1:25:30 GMT -5
Night of the Blood Moth IV: Nowhere to Run
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Post by King Wilson on Mar 29, 2007 1:27:57 GMT -5
Little Raven Michaels was a cut above the rest...
A hard worker....
With a wife....
And some kids...
Until one day, he met the moth....
And his whole life got turned up upside down.
*Record player being scratched*
COMING SOON
"Moth....Actually"
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 29, 2007 1:29:02 GMT -5
I think the moth will be back tougher than ever, proving to be Unbreakable, you might say he'll make you Walk the Line, cuz he thinks you're The Jerk, he'll show ya The Score, take ya down to Chinatown, it sure won't be Pleasantville, once you've met up with the Usual Suspects, they'll make your home a veritable Fight Club, there'll be no more True Romance for ya once they've hit you with Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, and beat you all around The Great Outdoors, you'll be wishing for a Vacation, wondering why humans are such Airheads, but your future is Gone With the Wind.
( yep now I'm just looking at my dvd collection.)
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Post by The Wraith on Mar 29, 2007 1:29:47 GMT -5
*black screen*
*quickly cuts to moth being crushed*
*quickly cuts back to black screen*
This summer........"Moth, Interrupted"
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Post by King Wilson on Mar 29, 2007 1:32:35 GMT -5
I think the moth will be back tougher than ever, proving to be Unbreakable, you might say he'll make you Walk the Line, cuz he thinks you're The Jerk, he'll show ya The Score, take ya down to Chinatown, it sure won't be Pleasantville, once you've met up with the Usual Suspects, they'll make your home a veritable Fight Club, there'll be no more True Romance for ya once they've hit you with Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, and beat you all around The Great Outdoors, you'll be wishing for a Vacation, wondering why humans are such Airheads, but your future is Gone With the Wind. ( yep now I'm just looking at my dvd collection.) From Philadelphia comes a Hero with a Rocky past wanting one final Great Escape with his own Little Miss Sunshine...All the while trying to pass American History. X.
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Post by The Wraith on Mar 29, 2007 1:35:01 GMT -5
He's a 40 Year Old Virgin on a quest to defeat the Last Dragon in a final battle of Mortal Kombat, while handling jobs as an Anchorman for the Maximum Overdrive corporation, and a Running Man on weekends.
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Post by DSR on Mar 29, 2007 1:37:08 GMT -5
That moth is gonna give you the Shaft In Africa, and you're gonna Scream, Blacula, Scream, as he warns you "Don't Go in the Woods...Alone!" but you'll stop that moth's Plan 9 from Outer Space, and you'll Die Another Day! As a result, you'll become Head of State, and everyone who reads this thread will ask "Are We Done Yet?"
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 29, 2007 8:51:45 GMT -5
Be grateful its not this Moth: SWERVE!You thought I was gonna post a pic of Mothra didn't you? Well the pic above is Mothra's son Leo. OK I'll go now.
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Post by spec on Mar 29, 2007 12:05:36 GMT -5
Its weird how when moths get squished, they just kinda turn to dust. And you never see them in the day....OMG!! Moths are vampires!!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 29, 2007 12:12:37 GMT -5
Just call Lenny Leonard at the plant and he'll send out some plutonium so you can either
a.) poison the moth with harmful beta rays b.) mutate the moth to a Mothra-sized juggernaut that you can dominate the world with or c.) gro sweet, sweet Tomacco
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Post by -Lithium- on Mar 29, 2007 19:12:33 GMT -5
God damn ANOTHER moth just flew by the screen, what the hell? One slip up and its outta here...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2007 19:14:18 GMT -5
People are afraid of moths? Whenever I find a moth in my house, I catch it with my bare hands (safely, of course, so as not to harm it) and relase it outside.
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