Post by fw91 on Jan 18, 2020 17:15:06 GMT -5
Entrants:
21) Yokozuna
40) Bruno Sammartino
Eliminations:
3) Joan Lunden is like F*** NO!
2) Once Drew Carey sees Bruiser Brody coming he gets the hell out of Dodge
1) Hillbilly Jim dies on the spot after 2 punches from Mike Tyson
5) In the biggest upset since Buster Douglas Mike Tyson goes for the knockout punch against SD Jones but Jones ducks it and backdrops Tyson out.
6) Andre The Giant is upended by Bruiser Brody eliminating the big man.
13) Bobby "The Brain" Heenan used his brain and hid under the ring. Unfortunately for Heenan Gorilla Monsoon spots him, rolls out of the ring, drags him out, throws him in the ring where Brody kicks him out
8) Bearcat Wright is pushed out by Inoki
14) Rikidozan sends Snoop Dogg back to the pound
19) Kid Rock is scheduled to perform at some kid's birthday party at the same time as the Rumble
9) Sweet Chin Music and that's all she wrote for Antonio Inoki!
12) & 15) X-Pac upset that he was not in the rumble of hall of famers brings his old buddies and one of WWE's most famous factions the X-Factor to eliminate Patterson and Rikidozan
16) Chief Wahoo is slammed out of the rumble by Gorilla Monsoon.
7) With help from a still hanging around X-Factor Yokozuna eliminates Jones
4 and 24) In a bloody brawl for the ages Bruiser Brody and Abdullah the Butcher eliminate each other and fight into the crowd
22) Bob Backlund Is no match for Ron Simmons power wrestling style.
11) Monsoon goes flying over the top after being hit with a reverse crescent kick by Shawn Michaels
17) Mildred Burke leaves to exterminate the Ho Train
25) Fuji throws salt in Lawlers eyes and Yokozuna dumps him to the outside
10) Rick Rudes chances are Terminated by AHNOLD
27) Arnold Schwarzenegger has to leave to save the Arena from terrorists. Or Predators. Or T-1000s. Who can keep it straight at this point.
26) Ivory, upset that the Godfather reverted to his pimpin ways after the Right to Censor, eliminates him
18) Steve Austin throws out HBK after a stunner
23) Fuji tries to throw salt in Piper's eyes as he enters the ring. Gets the salt smacked out of his hand by Piper and thrown out
28 and 31) Several of Hogan's NWO Mates swarm the ring and take out Steve Austin and Mick Foley
29) Gorgeous George tosses Ivory so he can be be the prettiest one in the Rumble
20) In a bit of family bonding Peter Miavia teams with his son-in-law Rocky Johnson to eliminate Ron Simmons
39) George Hackenschmidt is no match for the style that goes beyond his bygone era.
33) Junkyard Dog & 37) Peter Miavia fall to the power of Hulkamania!! ... Brother!!
38) Yokozuna outmaneuvers Mark Henry and dumps him out.
32) Ric Flair and Roddy Piper are beating the hell out of each other but when Rocky Johnson walks into their path they suddenly turn on him and send him over and out.
30) All the remaining people instantly target Hogan and chuck him out.
36) Bruno takes out george with a backbreaker and then tosses him over
34) An angry Hogan pulls his old enemy Roddy Piper out and they brawl to the back
35) Naitch does a little too much stylin' and profilin' leading to Bruno tossing him out.
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21) Yokozuna
40) Bruno Sammartino
Eliminations:
3) Joan Lunden is like F*** NO!
2) Once Drew Carey sees Bruiser Brody coming he gets the hell out of Dodge
1) Hillbilly Jim dies on the spot after 2 punches from Mike Tyson
5) In the biggest upset since Buster Douglas Mike Tyson goes for the knockout punch against SD Jones but Jones ducks it and backdrops Tyson out.
6) Andre The Giant is upended by Bruiser Brody eliminating the big man.
13) Bobby "The Brain" Heenan used his brain and hid under the ring. Unfortunately for Heenan Gorilla Monsoon spots him, rolls out of the ring, drags him out, throws him in the ring where Brody kicks him out
8) Bearcat Wright is pushed out by Inoki
14) Rikidozan sends Snoop Dogg back to the pound
19) Kid Rock is scheduled to perform at some kid's birthday party at the same time as the Rumble
9) Sweet Chin Music and that's all she wrote for Antonio Inoki!
12) & 15) X-Pac upset that he was not in the rumble of hall of famers brings his old buddies and one of WWE's most famous factions the X-Factor to eliminate Patterson and Rikidozan
16) Chief Wahoo is slammed out of the rumble by Gorilla Monsoon.
7) With help from a still hanging around X-Factor Yokozuna eliminates Jones
4 and 24) In a bloody brawl for the ages Bruiser Brody and Abdullah the Butcher eliminate each other and fight into the crowd
22) Bob Backlund Is no match for Ron Simmons power wrestling style.
11) Monsoon goes flying over the top after being hit with a reverse crescent kick by Shawn Michaels
17) Mildred Burke leaves to exterminate the Ho Train
25) Fuji throws salt in Lawlers eyes and Yokozuna dumps him to the outside
10) Rick Rudes chances are Terminated by AHNOLD
27) Arnold Schwarzenegger has to leave to save the Arena from terrorists. Or Predators. Or T-1000s. Who can keep it straight at this point.
26) Ivory, upset that the Godfather reverted to his pimpin ways after the Right to Censor, eliminates him
18) Steve Austin throws out HBK after a stunner
23) Fuji tries to throw salt in Piper's eyes as he enters the ring. Gets the salt smacked out of his hand by Piper and thrown out
28 and 31) Several of Hogan's NWO Mates swarm the ring and take out Steve Austin and Mick Foley
29) Gorgeous George tosses Ivory so he can be be the prettiest one in the Rumble
20) In a bit of family bonding Peter Miavia teams with his son-in-law Rocky Johnson to eliminate Ron Simmons
39) George Hackenschmidt is no match for the style that goes beyond his bygone era.
33) Junkyard Dog & 37) Peter Miavia fall to the power of Hulkamania!! ... Brother!!
38) Yokozuna outmaneuvers Mark Henry and dumps him out.
32) Ric Flair and Roddy Piper are beating the hell out of each other but when Rocky Johnson walks into their path they suddenly turn on him and send him over and out.
30) All the remaining people instantly target Hogan and chuck him out.
36) Bruno takes out george with a backbreaker and then tosses him over
34) An angry Hogan pulls his old enemy Roddy Piper out and they brawl to the back
35) Naitch does a little too much stylin' and profilin' leading to Bruno tossing him out.
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