Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Jan 22, 2020 10:16:35 GMT -5
You know who else can't be the leader of the dark order for being too fat?
MY MOM!
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Post by ogreknee on Jan 22, 2020 12:35:45 GMT -5
His large jiggly boobs Him putting on the vest was for the best
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jan 22, 2020 14:33:25 GMT -5
His name is Evil Uno...Does he even speak Spanish?
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Post by ogreknee on Jan 22, 2020 14:45:43 GMT -5
His name is Evil Uno...Does he even speak Spanish? No but he does speak french My god the heat he would get
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Post by autisticgeordie on Jan 22, 2020 19:33:35 GMT -5
His large jiggly boobs Him putting on the vest was for the best Didn't know wrestling was a bodybuilding contest?
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Post by Instant Classic on Jan 22, 2020 19:53:57 GMT -5
HE’S FAT
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Post by ogreknee on Jan 22, 2020 20:14:10 GMT -5
His large jiggly boobs Him putting on the vest was for the best Didn't know wrestling was a bodybuilding contest? Have you seen Omega, pac, cody, hangman, mjf, moxley, his buddy stu hell most of the roster in aew are friggin built or ripped. Even small guys like jungle boy and marco stunt look like athletes. You can be fat and threatening look at owens, joe, wyatt, keith lee But what the shirtless jiggly boobs and body hair it played into dark order being a gay sex cult with Uno as the dom with his sub minions making a throne for him. The sexual overtones of the gimmick got played up with dude looking so greasy and gross. It worked. He was not supposed to be threatening looking. Just a fat dude who loves being a dom. At least that is how this whole gimmick played out to me He is still this overtly creepy fat guy. Just now he is in a vest. Worked for bray and kevin. Works for him. There can be fat guys in wrestling. It's like making a comparison of two wrestlers who share nothing in common but being the same name. Like why compare Toni STORM to Tony Nese. There are levels to A fat guy in wrestling. But evil uno plays up his greasy gut. He is a mustard tiger
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Jan 22, 2020 22:06:41 GMT -5
Evil Uno being the leader is like if Cobra Commander had no superiors in Cobra. It's cool all up until you have the question of how they afford anything. Well, Uno has been wrestling for over a decade? Maybe he saved it up? Oh my God, I just imagined Uno having to fund the Dark Order with his paycheck from his Canadian government job.
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