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Post by Spider2024 on Jan 29, 2020 22:05:21 GMT -5
Entrants: 22) Christian 31) Ultimate Warrior 33) The Fiend Bray Wyatt 38) Hulk Hogan 39) Edge
Eliminations: 1) CM Punk was disappointed to find out that this ain't the ballet so he quits 2) Pregnant Maria Kanellis has been rushed off to hospital to give birth. 3) & 4) Mankind & Terry Funk go at it like the good old days in Japan, barbed wire bat, chairs, even a C4 Explosion. Both are eliminated from match by the blast. 6) Due to duty free customs issues about the quantity of bubbly allowed into the country, Chris Jericho is unable to attend the rumble. 7) AJ Styles left the building when he heard Samoa Joe was trying to get into his house again. DON'T GO IN HIS HOUSE, BRO! 8) Here comes Pete Gas ... ROCK BOTTOM! ... there goes Pete Gas 9) Knobbs pesters The Rock for his autograph when Rocky finally gives it to him he leaves to sell it on ebay 10) Shawn Michaels phones to say he is still retired and will not be competing. 11) Great Khali enters and leaves after he bursts into tears after the Rock called him tall glass of moose piss 12) The Sandman is busy putting a new transmission in his neighbors Honda civic for some extra beer money so he has to no show the rumble 13) R-Truth runs in, claims that he IS going to win World War 3 and go on to Starrcade. Rock tosses him out 14) Enes Kanter has a game tonight. 5) and 15) Dean Ambrose enters the ring, carrying a plugged-in TV. It explodes, blinding both he and The Rock, and causing both of them to tumble over the top rope and into the waiting arms of EMTs. 16) You can't see John Cena when his number 16 hit's because he is filming a movie 19) Kevin Steen is caught in a Razor's Edge and ends on the floor. 21) Braun has a previous engagement of watching former tag team partner Nicholas's school hockey game so he has to skip 17) Mark Henry realizes he doesn't have enough left in the tank to keep wrestling, so he leaves 23) Super Dragon is low-blowed and thrown out by an interfering Dino Winwood. 20) Razor Ramon and Triple H team up and toss Meng out. 24) The Warrior is going WILD! Clotheslines for everyone, Reigns tries to stop him with a Superman Punch but gets press slammed out of the match for his efforts. 25) and 30) Hercules dumps out lita and Khan and then does a 5 minute pose down 28) The Fiend takes care of Neville 26) Rick "The Model" Martel sprays arrogance in the face of jeff hardy and throws him out while Tito Santana looks on displeased 35) Teri Runnels is too afraid of The Fiend to enter. 36) Ric Flair goes to a taping of the price is right instead to meet his idol wwe hall of famer drew carey 27) The Miz eliminates himself because he remembers the Steve Guttenberg Celebrity golf tournament is going on as well and he really wants to win that 32) Hercules is Undertaker's first victim. 18) Edge & Christian take out Razor Ramon 37) Slaughter is chokeslammed out of the rumble by Taker 40) Pissed about Sarge's elimination Duke, Lady Jaye & Snake-Eyes rush the ring and take out The Undertaker. Shipwreck would have joined them but he hit on Becky Lynch backstage and had his ass handed to him. 29) and 34) Pissed about Taker's elimination, those goth fans from in the crowd from 1996 come in and take out BOTH Triple H and JBL! It's ballgame for Bradshaw and Hunter!
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Post by RI Richmark on Jan 29, 2020 22:33:20 GMT -5
Entrants: 22) Christian 31) Ultimate Warrior 33) The Fiend Bray Wyatt 38) Hulk Hogan
Eliminations: 1) CM Punk was disappointed to find out that this ain't the ballet so he quits 2) Pregnant Maria Kanellis has been rushed off to hospital to give birth. 3) & 4) Mankind & Terry Funk go at it like the good old days in Japan, barbed wire bat, chairs, even a C4 Explosion. Both are eliminated from match by the blast. 6) Due to duty free customs issues about the quantity of bubbly allowed into the country, Chris Jericho is unable to attend the rumble. 7) AJ Styles left the building when he heard Samoa Joe was trying to get into his house again. DON'T GO IN HIS HOUSE, BRO! 8) Here comes Pete Gas ... ROCK BOTTOM! ... there goes Pete Gas 9) Knobbs pesters The Rock for his autograph when Rocky finally gives it to him he leaves to sell it on ebay 10) Shawn Michaels phones to say he is still retired and will not be competing. 11) Great Khali enters and leaves after he bursts into tears after the Rock called him tall glass of moose piss 12) The Sandman is busy putting a new transmission in his neighbors Honda civic for some extra beer money so he has to no show the rumble 13) R-Truth runs in, claims that he IS going to win World War 3 and go on to Starrcade. Rock tosses him out 14) Enes Kanter has a game tonight. 5) and 15) Dean Ambrose enters the ring, carrying a plugged-in TV. It explodes, blinding both he and The Rock, and causing both of them to tumble over the top rope and into the waiting arms of EMTs. 16) You can't see John Cena when his number 16 hit's because he is filming a movie 19) Kevin Steen is caught in a Razor's Edge and ends on the floor. 21) Braun has a previous engagement of watching former tag team partner Nicholas's school hockey game so he has to skip 17) Mark Henry realizes he doesn't have enough left in the tank to keep wrestling, so he leaves 23) Super Dragon is low-blowed and thrown out by an interfering Dino Winwood. 20) Razor Ramon and Triple H team up and toss Meng out. 24) The Warrior is going WILD! Clotheslines for everyone, Reigns tries to stop him with a Superman Punch but gets press slammed out of the match for his efforts. 25) and 30) Hercules dumps out lita and Khan and then does a 5 minute pose down 28) The Fiend takes care of Neville 26) Rick "The Model" Martel sprays arrogance in the face of jeff hardy and throws him out while Tito Santana looks on displeased 35) Teri Runnels is too afraid of The Fiend to enter. 36) Ric Flair goes to a taping of the price is right instead to meet his idol wwe hall of famer drew carey 27) The Miz eliminates himself because he remembers the Steve Guttenberg Celebrity golf tournament is going on as well and he really wants to win that 32) Hercules is Undertaker's first victim. 18) Edge & Christian take out Razor Ramon 37) Slaughter is chokeslammed out of the rumble by Taker 40) Pissed about Sarge's elimination Duke, Lady Jaye & Snake-Eyes rush the ring and take out The Undertaker. Shipwreck would have joined them but he hit on Becky Lynch backstage and had his ass handed to him. 29) and 34) Pissed about Taker's elimination, those goth fans from in the crowd from 1996 come in and take out BOTH Triple H and JBL! It's ballgame for Bradshaw and Hunter! 39) Hulk Hogan convinces long time Hulkamaniac Edge to turn on Christian but Christian turns the tables and elimiates his old tag team partner instead
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Post by DSR on Jan 29, 2020 23:03:16 GMT -5
Entrants: 22) Christian 31) Ultimate Warrior 38) Hulk Hogan
Eliminations: 1) CM Punk was disappointed to find out that this ain't the ballet so he quits 2) Pregnant Maria Kanellis has been rushed off to hospital to give birth. 3) & 4) Mankind & Terry Funk go at it like the good old days in Japan, barbed wire bat, chairs, even a C4 Explosion. Both are eliminated from match by the blast. 6) Due to duty free customs issues about the quantity of bubbly allowed into the country, Chris Jericho is unable to attend the rumble. 7) AJ Styles left the building when he heard Samoa Joe was trying to get into his house again. DON'T GO IN HIS HOUSE, BRO! 8) Here comes Pete Gas ... ROCK BOTTOM! ... there goes Pete Gas 9) Knobbs pesters The Rock for his autograph when Rocky finally gives it to him he leaves to sell it on ebay 10) Shawn Michaels phones to say he is still retired and will not be competing. 11) Great Khali enters and leaves after he bursts into tears after the Rock called him tall glass of moose piss 12) The Sandman is busy putting a new transmission in his neighbors Honda civic for some extra beer money so he has to no show the rumble 13) R-Truth runs in, claims that he IS going to win World War 3 and go on to Starrcade. Rock tosses him out 14) Enes Kanter has a game tonight. 5) and 15) Dean Ambrose enters the ring, carrying a plugged-in TV. It explodes, blinding both he and The Rock, and causing both of them to tumble over the top rope and into the waiting arms of EMTs. 16) You can't see John Cena when his number 16 hit's because he is filming a movie 19) Kevin Steen is caught in a Razor's Edge and ends on the floor. 21) Braun has a previous engagement of watching former tag team partner Nicholas's school hockey game so he has to skip 17) Mark Henry realizes he doesn't have enough left in the tank to keep wrestling, so he leaves 23) Super Dragon is low-blowed and thrown out by an interfering Dino Winwood. 20) Razor Ramon and Triple H team up and toss Meng out. 24) The Warrior is going WILD! Clotheslines for everyone, Reigns tries to stop him with a Superman Punch but gets press slammed out of the match for his efforts. 25) and 30) Hercules dumps out lita and Khan and then does a 5 minute pose down 28) The Fiend takes care of Neville 26) Rick "The Model" Martel sprays arrogance in the face of jeff hardy and throws him out while Tito Santana looks on displeased 35) Teri Runnels is too afraid of The Fiend to enter. 36) Ric Flair goes to a taping of the price is right instead to meet his idol wwe hall of famer drew carey 27) The Miz eliminates himself because he remembers the Steve Guttenberg Celebrity golf tournament is going on as well and he really wants to win that 32) Hercules is Undertaker's first victim. 18) Edge & Christian take out Razor Ramon 37) Slaughter is chokeslammed out of the rumble by Taker 40) Pissed about Sarge's elimination Duke, Lady Jaye & Snake-Eyes rush the ring and take out The Undertaker. Shipwreck would have joined them but he hit on Becky Lynch backstage and had his ass handed to him. 29) and 34) Pissed about Taker's elimination, those goth fans from in the crowd from 1996 come in and take out BOTH Triple H and JBL! It's ballgame for Bradshaw and Hunter! 39) Hulk Hogan convinces long time Hulkamaniac Edge to turn on Christian but Christian turns the tables and elimiates his old tag team partner instead 33) The Hulkster hits The Fiend with a devastating Big Boot, sending Bray over the top and onto the floor!
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Post by RI Richmark on Jan 29, 2020 23:51:05 GMT -5
Entrants: 31) Ultimate Warrior 38) Hulk Hogan
Eliminations: 1) CM Punk was disappointed to find out that this ain't the ballet so he quits 2) Pregnant Maria Kanellis has been rushed off to hospital to give birth. 3) & 4) Mankind & Terry Funk go at it like the good old days in Japan, barbed wire bat, chairs, even a C4 Explosion. Both are eliminated from match by the blast. 6) Due to duty free customs issues about the quantity of bubbly allowed into the country, Chris Jericho is unable to attend the rumble. 7) AJ Styles left the building when he heard Samoa Joe was trying to get into his house again. DON'T GO IN HIS HOUSE, BRO! 8) Here comes Pete Gas ... ROCK BOTTOM! ... there goes Pete Gas 9) Knobbs pesters The Rock for his autograph when Rocky finally gives it to him he leaves to sell it on ebay 10) Shawn Michaels phones to say he is still retired and will not be competing. 11) Great Khali enters and leaves after he bursts into tears after the Rock called him tall glass of moose piss 12) The Sandman is busy putting a new transmission in his neighbors Honda civic for some extra beer money so he has to no show the rumble 13) R-Truth runs in, claims that he IS going to win World War 3 and go on to Starrcade. Rock tosses him out 14) Enes Kanter has a game tonight. 5) and 15) Dean Ambrose enters the ring, carrying a plugged-in TV. It explodes, blinding both he and The Rock, and causing both of them to tumble over the top rope and into the waiting arms of EMTs. 16) You can't see John Cena when his number 16 hit's because he is filming a movie 19) Kevin Steen is caught in a Razor's Edge and ends on the floor. 21) Braun has a previous engagement of watching former tag team partner Nicholas's school hockey game so he has to skip 17) Mark Henry realizes he doesn't have enough left in the tank to keep wrestling, so he leaves 23) Super Dragon is low-blowed and thrown out by an interfering Dino Winwood. 20) Razor Ramon and Triple H team up and toss Meng out. 24) The Warrior is going WILD! Clotheslines for everyone, Reigns tries to stop him with a Superman Punch but gets press slammed out of the match for his efforts. 25) and 30) Hercules dumps out lita and Khan and then does a 5 minute pose down 28) The Fiend takes care of Neville 26) Rick "The Model" Martel sprays arrogance in the face of jeff hardy and throws him out while Tito Santana looks on displeased 35) Teri Runnels is too afraid of The Fiend to enter. 36) Ric Flair goes to a taping of the price is right instead to meet his idol wwe hall of famer drew carey 27) The Miz eliminates himself because he remembers the Steve Guttenberg Celebrity golf tournament is going on as well and he really wants to win that 32) Hercules is Undertaker's first victim. 18) Edge & Christian take out Razor Ramon 37) Slaughter is chokeslammed out of the rumble by Taker 40) Pissed about Sarge's elimination Duke, Lady Jaye & Snake-Eyes rush the ring and take out The Undertaker. Shipwreck would have joined them but he hit on Becky Lynch backstage and had his ass handed to him. 29) and 34) Pissed about Taker's elimination, those goth fans from in the crowd from 1996 come in and take out BOTH Triple H and JBL! It's ballgame for Bradshaw and Hunter! 39) Hulk Hogan convinces long time Hulkamaniac Edge to turn on Christian but Christian turns the tables and elimiates his old tag team partner instead 33) The Hulkster hits The Fiend with a devastating Big Boot, sending Bray over the top and onto the floor! 22) The 80's icons team up to eliminate Christian.
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Post by DSR on Jan 30, 2020 0:04:34 GMT -5
Entrants: 31) Ultimate Warrior
Eliminations: 1) CM Punk was disappointed to find out that this ain't the ballet so he quits 2) Pregnant Maria Kanellis has been rushed off to hospital to give birth. 3) & 4) Mankind & Terry Funk go at it like the good old days in Japan, barbed wire bat, chairs, even a C4 Explosion. Both are eliminated from match by the blast. 6) Due to duty free customs issues about the quantity of bubbly allowed into the country, Chris Jericho is unable to attend the rumble. 7) AJ Styles left the building when he heard Samoa Joe was trying to get into his house again. DON'T GO IN HIS HOUSE, BRO! 8) Here comes Pete Gas ... ROCK BOTTOM! ... there goes Pete Gas 9) Knobbs pesters The Rock for his autograph when Rocky finally gives it to him he leaves to sell it on ebay 10) Shawn Michaels phones to say he is still retired and will not be competing. 11) Great Khali enters and leaves after he bursts into tears after the Rock called him tall glass of moose piss 12) The Sandman is busy putting a new transmission in his neighbors Honda civic for some extra beer money so he has to no show the rumble 13) R-Truth runs in, claims that he IS going to win World War 3 and go on to Starrcade. Rock tosses him out 14) Enes Kanter has a game tonight. 5) and 15) Dean Ambrose enters the ring, carrying a plugged-in TV. It explodes, blinding both he and The Rock, and causing both of them to tumble over the top rope and into the waiting arms of EMTs. 16) You can't see John Cena when his number 16 hit's because he is filming a movie 19) Kevin Steen is caught in a Razor's Edge and ends on the floor. 21) Braun has a previous engagement of watching former tag team partner Nicholas's school hockey game so he has to skip 17) Mark Henry realizes he doesn't have enough left in the tank to keep wrestling, so he leaves 23) Super Dragon is low-blowed and thrown out by an interfering Dino Winwood. 20) Razor Ramon and Triple H team up and toss Meng out. 24) The Warrior is going WILD! Clotheslines for everyone, Reigns tries to stop him with a Superman Punch but gets press slammed out of the match for his efforts. 25) and 30) Hercules dumps out lita and Khan and then does a 5 minute pose down 28) The Fiend takes care of Neville 26) Rick "The Model" Martel sprays arrogance in the face of jeff hardy and throws him out while Tito Santana looks on displeased 35) Teri Runnels is too afraid of The Fiend to enter. 36) Ric Flair goes to a taping of the price is right instead to meet his idol wwe hall of famer drew carey 27) The Miz eliminates himself because he remembers the Steve Guttenberg Celebrity golf tournament is going on as well and he really wants to win that 32) Hercules is Undertaker's first victim. 18) Edge & Christian take out Razor Ramon 37) Slaughter is chokeslammed out of the rumble by Taker 40) Pissed about Sarge's elimination Duke, Lady Jaye & Snake-Eyes rush the ring and take out The Undertaker. Shipwreck would have joined them but he hit on Becky Lynch backstage and had his ass handed to him. 29) and 34) Pissed about Taker's elimination, those goth fans from in the crowd from 1996 come in and take out BOTH Triple H and JBL! It's ballgame for Bradshaw and Hunter! 39) Hulk Hogan convinces long time Hulkamaniac Edge to turn on Christian but Christian turns the tables and elimiates his old tag team partner instead 33) The Hulkster hits The Fiend with a devastating Big Boot, sending Bray over the top and onto the floor! 22) The 80's icons team up to eliminate Christian. 38) Ultimate Warrior calls upon the power of Destrucity to clothesline Hogan over the top rope, securing the victory
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