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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 28, 2020 20:32:14 GMT -5
Promo lessons must have been awesome.
“No no no... that’s not how you hold up a title belt !.... turn it around... yes that’s it!”
“But Mr Khali the front plate is upside down?”
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 28, 2020 21:24:38 GMT -5
How does one of the most immobile dudes ever train someone? "Stand perfectly still. Let your opponent come to you. You win, no yob. Next class, cut promo in wookie language."
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Post by danshires on Jan 29, 2020 4:34:25 GMT -5
Graduation from Khali's school is like passing the Indian driving test, walk forward in a straight line 50 steps, take a left and stop after 50 yards... congratulations you're a wrestler!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 29, 2020 4:36:57 GMT -5
Coming Soon! The Colossal Khali Connection! A brand new stable coming to a wwe ring near you.
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Post by Super Duper Dragunov on Jan 29, 2020 7:06:20 GMT -5
And for tomorrow's lesson I will teach you how to sort of "dance" your way to and in the ring without any rhythm whatsoever.
Oh hell I'll teach you now it'll only take 5 seconds...just kinda move your arms and maybe point with your hand every so often, but ignore the beat, just do your own thing, and half smile, sort of...
(all of that in Punjabi ofc)
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Jan 29, 2020 7:10:43 GMT -5
That school must have gone through hundreds of basketballs.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2020 9:41:08 GMT -5
Punjabi Playgirls the future WWE tag champs. Screwz hailed from Punjabi Prison as United States champ. Hurri Sighn Rana as Cruiserweight champ. GG (Great Giant) the WWE World champ.
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on Jan 29, 2020 11:26:57 GMT -5
There names are actually Garrison Masters and Chuck Wingo III
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 29, 2020 11:58:37 GMT -5
That school must have gone through hundreds of basketballs. Now there's a guy who should run a promo school.
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Post by freeze Austin on Jan 29, 2020 13:17:53 GMT -5
Khali should train Mahabali Shera.
I am also like to be trained by Khali.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 29, 2020 13:36:58 GMT -5
People are being quite hard on Khali in this thread but he's had this wrestling school for a long time now. And is one of the more prominant figures in all of India. Of course people there want to learn from his career and be trained by him if they are wrestling fans from there, because he's a mega star to them.
I'm not saying he's a great trainer either, but I am saying it doesn't shock me at all he has a bunch of people who want to be trained by him willingly.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 29, 2020 16:49:42 GMT -5
Congratulations to the survivors of Khali's training.
And to the families of the students who didn't make it, you are in our thoughts, and we are sorry for your loss.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2020 17:24:11 GMT -5
Congratulations to the survivors of Khali's training. And to the families of the students who didn't make it, you are in our thoughts, and we are sorry for your loss. First thing that popped into my mind, but was not sure if it was in poor taste to say out loud. It's kind of true though...
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Post by jimmyjackezekiel on Jan 29, 2020 22:25:31 GMT -5
What is he gonna teach them. How to fall on top of someone after they trip over a chair?
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 30, 2020 8:24:37 GMT -5
I wonder if Great Khali also gave Jordan Omogbehin some lessons. Should Ron Reis aka The Yetay visit the Performance Center and give them some advice?
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Post by SCCB Was Told To Do Steroids on Jan 30, 2020 8:29:55 GMT -5
Does Cornette's "A to E" Training Rule apply? If so, these guys ate going to be hot garbage
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