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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 15:36:05 GMT -5
Somehow Cash Wheeler is a worse name than Dash Wilder.
That’s a heck of an accomplishment.
EDIT: Trash Wheeler.
Nailed it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 16:03:44 GMT -5
Just go full Impact and name himself Run Feral.
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Post by FALLOUT Goldashausen #BLM on Mar 14, 2020 16:17:07 GMT -5
It's like he ran the proverbial Random Name Generator 1000 more times until he found something kinda similar but kinda not.
That or he's oh-so-slyly referencing how lucrative his offer to remain in WWE was.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 14, 2020 16:47:03 GMT -5
I'm putting this out there again. "Dan Ival".
Dawson as "David Reeve", and collectively known as "Reeve-Ival".
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Post by PKO on Mar 14, 2020 16:47:03 GMT -5
He’s gonna pay money for that crappy name?!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 16:58:56 GMT -5
Can he keep Dash? Cause Dash Wheeler sounds pretty cool.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Mar 14, 2020 18:03:11 GMT -5
He should be Dash the Stampede
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Post by Phil Parent on Mar 14, 2020 18:04:51 GMT -5
I'd go by Scott Wilder and Dash Dawson.
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 14, 2020 18:05:09 GMT -5
Gash Feeler....on second thought, nevermind
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Mar 14, 2020 18:14:40 GMT -5
That name is so comically and awe-inspiringly bad that I really hope it's fakeout to flex on WWE in this weird copyright scramble they have going on.
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Post by krozor on Mar 14, 2020 18:41:52 GMT -5
Nash Wilder and Scott Hallson
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 14, 2020 18:46:19 GMT -5
Cash Wheeler doesn't bug me, particularly since he would probably be called "Wheeler" most of the time, anyway. Will he have the power of Fire? Only if Lana switches to the same company he goes to with the power of wind.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 18:52:23 GMT -5
I will say learning his last name actually is Wheeler makes this slightly less stupid but still, I feel like I could hit up a random name generator and come up with better.
In fact, let's see here...
From now on Dash's name is Roosevelt Manning.
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Post by CMWaters on Mar 14, 2020 18:58:43 GMT -5
I will say learning his last name actually is Wheeler makes this slightly less stupid but still, I feel like I could hit up a random name generator and come up with better. In fact, let's see here... From now on Dash's name is Roosevelt Manning. Eh, whenever someone says the name "Roosevelt" as a first name, it makes me think:
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Mar 14, 2020 19:15:38 GMT -5
Excellent name for a sexy president in a Tom Clancy novel
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 19:29:40 GMT -5
Excellent name for a sexy president in a Tom Clancy novel Fittingly Tom Clancy had just as much to do with coming up with this name as he did the past decade worth of books and games with his name on them.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Mar 14, 2020 19:37:28 GMT -5
Man, it must suck to have your long awaited end of contract occur right as a pandemic and national emergency is declared. I'm sure The Revival had better dreams than empty arenas and mandatory caps on mass gatherings for their indie debuts.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2020 19:44:50 GMT -5
Should literally just be called "Dash" and "Dawson"
Pretty sure WWE only have "Dash Wilder" and "Scott Dawson" trademarked.
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Post by KofiMania on Mar 14, 2020 20:08:58 GMT -5
Man, it must suck to have your long awaited end of contract occur right as a pandemic and national emergency is declared. I'm sure The Revival had better dreams than empty arenas and mandatory caps on mass gatherings for their indie debuts. Think they still have a few months left.
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Post by FinalGwen on Mar 14, 2020 20:36:09 GMT -5
Should literally just be called "Dash" and "Dawson" Pretty sure WWE only have "Dash Wilder" and "Scott Dawson" trademarked. Or lean into the old "Which is which?" thing and call them Scott Wilder and Dash Dawson.
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