4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on May 1, 2020 16:52:53 GMT -5
A Taxman won a match against Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania
Chris Jericho urinated into a man’s tea
Booker T & Edge had a match over a dispute over who would star in a Japanese Shampoo commercial
Ninjas continually try and kidnap wrestlers outside the WWE Performance Center yet this is only ever mentioned on one show and other employees seem to have no issue with coming to work.
Bret Hart had a match against a Dentist at Summerslam
Sheamus is related to a Muppet
R Truth once exploded on TV
Assaulting employees and trying to murder them won’t get you a fine or a suspension or fired but kicking a referee will
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Post by Kyle Butler on May 1, 2020 16:57:06 GMT -5
A life-sized human Oscar statue slithered on top of a prone, undead zombie; shortly after flirting with him
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Post by Aceorton on May 1, 2020 17:04:22 GMT -5
A violent man with multiple personality disorder who was close friends with a tube sock was given an important authority position.
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Post by Cieto on May 1, 2020 17:16:54 GMT -5
Big E once reclaimed his own balls by drinking them.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,500
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on May 1, 2020 17:44:03 GMT -5
A lunatic in facepaint once asked a snake man to bury him. The snake man obliged.
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Timeless Hayterade
Dennis Stamp
Rhea's the Tribal Chief now. ACKNOWLEDGE MAMI!
Posts: 4,676
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Post by Timeless Hayterade on May 1, 2020 18:10:31 GMT -5
A wife cheated on her husband because they had too much sex, and then went on to brag about how much sex she has with a guy that presents his ass.
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Post by Hypnosis on May 1, 2020 18:33:44 GMT -5
A wife cheated on her husband because they had too much sex, and then went on to brag about how much sex she has with a guy that presents his ass. Not to mention what the wife's name spelled backwards is...
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on May 1, 2020 21:48:31 GMT -5
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
Posts: 22,163
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Post by Injustice45 on May 2, 2020 19:08:10 GMT -5
Big Show came back with a snake neck tie and lizard boots, carrying his Harley Davidson on his shoulder.
Ric Flair elbow dropped his jacket
Ahmed Johnson wants to know if you've got Willy Jakes to detect oil. Cuz, if you're Tommy Knock to bleed, then it should be possible.
Kane likes poontang pie.
Where the f*** is Vickie?!
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Posts: 18,592
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Post by XIII on May 2, 2020 20:21:45 GMT -5
“And Mark Henry is hammering the big Johnson with those clubbing tree-like arms.”
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Deleted
Deleted Member
Posts: 0
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2020 22:28:10 GMT -5
Pete Rose has been tormented by a seven foot man in a mask.
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Venti
Unicron
Posts: 3,002
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Post by Venti on May 2, 2020 23:48:34 GMT -5
A middle-aged male stripper was having money troubles, so he started working for a Texan stock market aficionado to assure he would win a shiny belt.
Also, said male stripper was viciously attacked and lied to about it by his best friend, but they later made up and reunited to take on their elderly boss, his son, and a squad of male cheerleaders. Feces was involved.
A pimp and a porn star both joined a group who rallied against indecency on television. Then they eventually went back to their old ways.
An evil satanic cult leader(who may or may not have been undead) was really just a biker who liked Limp Bizkit.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on May 3, 2020 3:36:54 GMT -5
The president of the United States once pinned the host of the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 3, 2020 3:45:33 GMT -5
Ninjas continually try and kidnap wrestlers outside the WWE Performance Center yet this is only ever mentioned on one show and other employees seem to have no issue with coming to work. NXT is taped at Full Sail, which is where all the kidnappings have taken place. That's why Raw and Smackdown wrestlers aren't concerned about the luchadore ninjas.
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Post by sarkerpolseng on May 3, 2020 3:53:39 GMT -5
Lita jerking Edge off........ the ladder.
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2020 16:05:32 GMT -5
They fought over shampoo!
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tenshi
Patti Mayonnaise
Probably more memorable than a Charlotte title reign
Posts: 34,103
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Post by tenshi on May 3, 2020 16:20:49 GMT -5
A drunk cowboy once challenged Godzilla to a fight.
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Post by Rolent Tex on May 3, 2020 19:18:51 GMT -5
Once, a man in head to toe gold paint gave Christian a can of ass cream.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on May 3, 2020 19:28:05 GMT -5
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Post by Alexander The So-so on May 3, 2020 19:36:12 GMT -5
A current US elected official raped a woman and forced her to marry him.
An Arab-American who was open about his experiences with Islamaphobia was beaten up by everyone in the ring at the Royal Rumble, and one of the WWE’s biggest heroes made racist comments about him.
God showed up at a pro wrestling event. He did a comedic dance while He was there.
A middle-aged man exposed his buttocks, wet his pants, and covered himself in excrement because he thought doing so would please the people who were watching him.
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