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Post by msc on May 17, 2020 16:59:42 GMT -5
I wasn't watching at the time, but saw the results for the show included "Kurt Angle v Santa" and "John Cena v Jesus" and just assumed Vince was gonna Vince.
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Post by XaviersSS2015hair on May 17, 2020 17:07:46 GMT -5
That... was not a good show. Jesus would go on to appear on Wrestling Society X and appear in various Mexican and Japanese promotions if anyone cared. I'm honestly surprised he didn't get a TNA run back then. That was the height of "we will sign anybody who's ever been in WWE." If nothing else Jesus had the size. |
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Don Corleone
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Post by camphor #BLM on May 17, 2020 17:19:37 GMT -5
My favorite thing about this still is Cole shouting "Hay-ZEUS!" Which ... phonetically is correct. He just says it every time like it's the first time Probably to make it clear it’s not pronounced like the biblical Jesus. I absolutely agree -- but that puts this is high up on the "ok, then WHY did you call him that?!" list. Like, right next to Mick Foley's "Hey, Dude!" proposed tv show from like, the mid-2000s...where half of the of the press release about the new show was explaining how the comma and exclamation point made this show title distinct from the beloved Nickelodeon dude ranch television program called "Hey Dude". (it's possible I just posted here to bring that up) |
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Post by agent817 on May 18, 2020 1:03:12 GMT -5
My favorite thing about this still is Cole shouting "Hay-ZEUS!" Which ... phonetically is correct. He just says it every time like it's the first time LANGUAGE WARNING. |
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Post by Heartbreaker on May 18, 2020 2:19:13 GMT -5
Somebody needs to make a list of the crimes performed in pro wrestling. You know Kane, Undertaker and Vince would have committed the most.
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Post by Ryushinku on May 18, 2020 3:15:49 GMT -5
As the joke went at the time due to it being a squash match, you'd figure Jesus should get at least one comeback.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 18, 2020 3:25:08 GMT -5
Somebody needs to make a list of the crimes performed in pro wrestling. You know Kane, Undertaker and Vince would have committed the most. I guess you'd need to first set a baseline for what does and doesn't count as assault, which is tricky with wrestling. |
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on May 18, 2020 7:57:26 GMT -5
A guy with the initials “JC” returning from a stabbing miraculously, fighting a guy named “Jesus” at an event called “Armageddon”.  Please, tell me that's Randy from Trailer Park Boys. |
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2020 8:10:25 GMT -5
So Cena defeated Jesus and then Vince defeated God?
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2020 8:20:13 GMT -5
Please, tell me that's Randy from Trailer Park Boys. That's stuff worth investigating to, they really look-a-like!    |
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Post by Main Eventer on May 18, 2020 8:39:55 GMT -5
Anybody else think Jesus Armageddon 2004 would be an amazing ring name for a wrestler?
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on May 18, 2020 8:43:34 GMT -5
Jesus would go on to lose an MMA fight to Butterbean in Hawaii two years later via submission.
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Post by Deleted on May 18, 2020 9:39:54 GMT -5
Jesus would go on to lose an MMA fight to Butterbean in Hawaii two years later via submission. Man, I'm starting to become a huge fan of this guy now! What has he not done? Geez.  |
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on May 18, 2020 10:04:42 GMT -5
Jesus would go on to lose an MMA fight to Butterbean in Hawaii two years later via submission.  |
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Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by fw91 on May 18, 2020 10:32:24 GMT -5
I keep forgetting that this guy existed.
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camphor #BLM
Don Corleone
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Post by camphor #BLM on May 18, 2020 10:37:42 GMT -5
Jesus would go on to lose an MMA fight to Butterbean in Hawaii two years later via submission. Man, I'm starting to become a huge fan of this guy now! What has he not done? Geez.  |
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