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Post by Limity (BLM) on Jun 6, 2020 17:31:20 GMT -5
You people make me envy the deaf and the blind! I use that line constantly.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 6, 2020 17:35:05 GMT -5
I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts😩
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Jun 6, 2020 19:57:57 GMT -5
“Ok, I’ve got a plan that might actually work. Dale, we’re gonna need your scuba gear.”
“Why?”
“Because they can’t find Boomhauer’s car if it’s not there.”
“But it IS there!”
“Maybe we should use Dale’s scuba gear to pull the car out.”
“Now THATS a plan, Hank!”
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Jun 7, 2020 9:12:27 GMT -5
This one doesn't work as well in text, when Hank's looking through his mail: "Bills...bills...bills...why do we keep getting Bill's mail!?" I love this joke, because it’s very believable that Bill would be intentionally placing his mail in Hank’s box just as an excuse to talk to him.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Jun 7, 2020 10:36:18 GMT -5
Michael Clarke Duncan was awesome in this scene.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Jun 7, 2020 10:43:09 GMT -5
I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts😩 “AAAUUUGGHH!” “”Careful what ya wish for!”
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Jun 7, 2020 10:45:16 GMT -5
Also I highly recommend the Order Of The Straight Arrow Podcast. Bunch of Canadian dudes watching and reviewing each episode. It’s good stuff.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 7, 2020 21:02:11 GMT -5
He was a beautiful man. I knew him...briefly.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2020 22:07:48 GMT -5
*Hank reading Highlites For Kids magazine* Tell you what this Goofus fella is a dumb ass. That episode was really ahead of its time, referencing overmedicating and misdiagnosing children. Even beating the Simpsons to the punch by about 2 years. All because Bobby HAD to eat two bowls of sugary cereal.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Jun 7, 2020 23:46:23 GMT -5
Wasting all that money is like buying a haircut for Saddam Hussein! And I hate Saddam Hussein! I like his haircut, but that’s it.
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Post by -Lithium- on Jun 8, 2020 3:11:01 GMT -5
I laugh at Tony DanzaI laugh at Tony DanzaI laugh at Tony DanzaI laugh at Tony DanzaI laugh at Tony DanzaI laugh at Tony DanzaI laugh at Tony Danza It's not that I don't like music......I don't like music......I don't like music...
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jun 9, 2020 12:08:45 GMT -5
This muggy August weather is giving me a case of the horribles.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jun 9, 2020 12:51:00 GMT -5
Did you read the Bystandered this morning Hank?
No, not yet.
*reads paper*
Huh? It's Frank Gorshin's birthday. He was the Riddler you know.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by agent817 on Jun 11, 2020 18:25:35 GMT -5
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by agent817 on Jun 15, 2020 9:52:18 GMT -5
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Jun 15, 2020 15:18:04 GMT -5
"Remember how her Eliza Doolittle 'did little' with the critics?"
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bob
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The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Jun 16, 2020 22:12:17 GMT -5
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
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Post by J. Hova on Jun 16, 2020 23:28:26 GMT -5
I have that disease where I wake up drunk in strange places.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Jun 17, 2020 1:32:18 GMT -5
I'm not sure I would agree. It was always meant as a satire of small-mindedness, not a show by small-minded creators. And heck, there are episodes like the one where Hank helps Dale accept his father who had become a trans woman. It's certainly aged better than a lot of its contemporaries. This is a very good distinction. And Madison Carter has chimed in in past KOTH threads, saying the show is completely accurate to the types of people that live in such areas. Oh, it's accurate regardless of the state/whatever.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jun 17, 2020 7:36:12 GMT -5
Time out, Sitting Jackass! You are the whitest goddang person I’ve ever seen!
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