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Post by badkarma on Jun 2, 2020 1:54:37 GMT -5
I hear Wolfman's got nards. Wolfman's got nards?! |
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SmashTV
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Post by SmashTV on Jun 2, 2020 3:24:25 GMT -5
It doesn’t matter who you are, how big or tough you are - this hurts, no matter the size of the man.
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Magnus the Magnificent
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didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jun 2, 2020 5:40:02 GMT -5
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jun 2, 2020 7:16:52 GMT -5
No, but been elbowed inadvertently in karate class by my training partner as we tried a leapfrog type exercise.
Worst pain known to man!
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Jun 2, 2020 10:41:57 GMT -5
I only really recall this happening once, in the 5th grade. Classmate/semi-friend was going on about this girl on the other side of the playground that he liked. Said something about how she was showing off her ass to him. Asked me if I thought she was cute too. I said yes (I really didn't care /know about her) and he immediately kicked me in the balls. Said something along the lines of "Don't talk about my girlfriend like that!" They weren't going out.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 2, 2020 10:58:29 GMT -5
Multiple times. Well wait not kicked. Caught a knee in them a few times. Got hit with a pugel stick in them in BCT. And in at least one fight got elbowed in them.
Like someone said earlier it hurts really bad the first time. Not that it feels great after that but the pain isn't as bad.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jun 2, 2020 13:16:50 GMT -5
Surprisingly enough, no.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 2, 2020 14:17:50 GMT -5
Many times
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jun 2, 2020 17:12:48 GMT -5
Kicked no
But one time in college a guy threw a grape at me hard enough that it exploded on my left nut and I was in pain for quite some time
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adamclark52
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Post by adamclark52 on Jun 5, 2020 16:12:58 GMT -5
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Post by Hurbster on Jun 5, 2020 19:59:05 GMT -5
Years of playing rugby.
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Post by genericusername on Jun 5, 2020 20:14:56 GMT -5
Are there people who have been teenage boys who haven’t taken a few nut shots? Not me, but I'm a introvert. |
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 5, 2020 20:42:44 GMT -5
I got a vasectomy. That's sort of like getting kicked in the nuts repeatedly for 2 weeks.
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thirteen3
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Post by thirteen3 on Jun 6, 2020 4:14:14 GMT -5
I went second in roshambo a couple of times.
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J. Hova
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Post by J. Hova on Jun 6, 2020 7:02:02 GMT -5
This thread has made me sick to my stomach.
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Post by sabretooth on Jun 6, 2020 8:39:28 GMT -5
Yes, but mostly by friends.
Teenage boys are friggin' weird.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Jun 6, 2020 10:20:27 GMT -5
Kicked, punched, kneed, head butted, “bag tagged”. And that’s without getting into street hockey incidents.
Also, when I was 11 I flipped my quad and it landed on my balls. My grandmother was looking after me that week because my folks were on vacation, nothing quite as embarrassing for an 11 year old as your grandma having to inspect your beanbag and decide you best go to the hospital. Ended up renting the 5 Green Ranger episodes and the Bill and Ted movies and sat icing my balls all weekend.
Until I knocked my ex wife up, i wasn’t even sure I was firing loaded shells due to that incident.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jun 6, 2020 17:14:51 GMT -5
Worst pain of my life:
In college, me, my roommate, and some other guys go have a snowball fight. Of course, some asshole has to throw a chunk of ice at some point. I'm standing in the street, when I get DRILLED by this iceball right in the tip of my dick. I dropped like I got shot. The pain was insane. I tried to stand up to get out of the street, took half a step, and collapsed again.
Then, to add injury to injury, while down on my knees, I get nailed with another chunk of ice right in my mouth. I finally get inside with a wrecked penis and a huge swollen lip, which...ironically...I have to put ice on.
I never found out who threw it, because they knew they would catch an ass whooping. But I will admit, whoever landed both shots on me was a god damn sniper, because I was away from everybody and it was nighttime.
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Post by saneiac on Jun 7, 2020 13:49:14 GMT -5
This wasn't me, thankfully. When I was about 10, a friend of mine got hit in the nards by a line drive softball. It jangled his junk so much that the tube wrapped around the bean and got knotted, so it became like a little noose around his testicle. Every time he moved, it tightened a little bit and got more painful, but he moved often because he couldn't stop vomiting. When the ambulance got there, they sedated him, and they tried to massage it loose, but weren't able to. He had to have emergency surgery to get it free.
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Doctor Of Style
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Jun 7, 2020 16:56:54 GMT -5
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