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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2007 23:37:21 GMT -5
As one can tell from the name addition avy ( which includes one of my favorite movie lines to quote EVER!) this cheesy lil flick is one that gets high marks by me. Am I alone in cheering for the Coyotes?
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2007 23:39:13 GMT -5
I don't want your life!
*in other words, YES!!!! this movie is awesome times 5!!!!
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 22, 2007 23:40:18 GMT -5
VARSITY BLUES vs. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS.
You must choose one, or else "little Slim" will be sliced off.
Which do you choose?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 22, 2007 23:40:41 GMT -5
I love the scene when they go to a strip club and discover that their teacher works there. AWESOME!!!!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 22, 2007 23:40:44 GMT -5
Easily Varsity Blues. No contest.
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2007 23:42:09 GMT -5
Easily Varsity Blues. No contest. YAY!!!!
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Apr 22, 2007 23:42:49 GMT -5
I love Varsity Blues. An excellent movie and anything that points out how over the top we in Texas can be when it comes to high school football gets a thumbs up from me.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Apr 22, 2007 23:43:52 GMT -5
I love Varsity Blues. An excellent movie and anything that points out how over the top we in Texas can be when it comes to high school football gets a thumbs up from me. I liked it, too, as people in Arkansas can also take high school football WAY too seriously.
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Post by dustybabydoll1985 on Apr 22, 2007 23:44:29 GMT -5
i love varsity blues. its a great football movie
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 22, 2007 23:45:20 GMT -5
VARSITY BLUES is vastly underrated, both as a coming of age movie, and as a sports movie.
Plus Ali Larter in a whip cream bikini equals AWSOMENESS.
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Post by DSR on Apr 22, 2007 23:52:41 GMT -5
I sorta preferred Amy Smart. Still do, as a matter of fact. She's cute.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Apr 22, 2007 23:53:39 GMT -5
*thumbs up*
Good stuff.
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Post by Mr. Zombie on Apr 22, 2007 23:56:16 GMT -5
Mike Nelson (the guy from MST3K) from his book Mega Movie Cheese on Varsity Blues:
"The film opens by introducing us to its zany cast of characters, which are really like plain label generic characters meant to provide a better value than their full priced equivalents. There's the obese party animal, Billy Bob; the randy party animal, Tweeder; our hero, Moxon (it took some moxie to give him that precious name); and the star quarterback, Lance Harbor. Why not just go all the way and name the guy Hard Chestslab or jack Rockback. The West Canaan Coyotes are going for their 23rd division title led by their tough, unforgiving coach, Jack Evilcoach. No, wait, its Bud Kilmer. Jon Voight, as Kilmer, holds nothing back and at times is not just eating but vacuuming up scenery with Eric Roberts-like zeal.... The Coyotes are a shoo-in to go undeafeated, until quarterback Strong Chunkrip gets injured and our hero, Moxon, has to go in for him. Moxon saves the day , and so Fist Strongpunch's girlfriend tries to seduce him while still in the hospital, just seconds after Stone Irongrip's X-Rays."
Thats all I have to say about that.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 23, 2007 0:01:58 GMT -5
Does that mean you're fer or agin? Cuz it's all that Mike said, and awesome BECAUSE of it.
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 23, 2007 0:02:51 GMT -5
Mike Nelson (the guy from MST3K) from his book Mega Movie Cheese on Varsity Blues: "The film opens by introducing us to its zany cast of characters, which are really like plain label generic characters meant to provide a better value than their full priced equivalents. There's the obese party animal, Billy Bob; the randy party animal, Tweeder; our hero, Moxon (it took some moxie to give him that precious name); and the star quarterback, Lance Harbor. Why not just go all the way and name the guy Hard Chestslab or jack Rockback. The West Canaan Coyotes are going for their 23rd division title led by their tough, unforgiving coach, Jack Evilcoach. No, wait, its Bud Kilmer. Jon Voight, as Kilmer, holds nothing back and at times is not just eating but vacuuming up scenery with Eric Roberts-like zeal.... The Coyotes are a shoo-in to go undeafeated, until quarterback Strong Chunkrip gets injured and our hero, Moxon, has to go in for him. Moxon saves the day , and so Fist Strongpunch's girlfriend tries to seduce him while still in the hospital, just seconds after Stone Irongrip's X-Rays." Thats all I have to say about that. I think you just made yourself a heel in this thread......but damned if you weren't funny doing it.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 23, 2007 0:03:51 GMT -5
Nah, like I said, you can't disagree with Mike's assesment, it's spot on. To me that's why the flick is so entertaining.
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Post by Mr. Zombie on Apr 23, 2007 0:06:06 GMT -5
I'm indifferent, I just saw this thread and that was the first thing I thought of. I figured I owuld share the laughs. There's like 4 more pages of it.
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Post by DSR on Apr 23, 2007 0:07:11 GMT -5
I'm indifferent, I just saw this thread and that was the first thing I thought of. I figured I owuld share the laughs. There's like 4 more pages of it. FOUR MORE PAGES! *clap clap clapclapclap* FOUR MORE PAGES! *clap clap clapclapclap* FOUR MORE PAGES! *clap clap clapclapclap*
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 23, 2007 0:07:46 GMT -5
Heck, put the four pages up there. It was some good stuff.
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Post by Mr. Zombie on Apr 23, 2007 0:17:09 GMT -5
I will.....let me finish out my PHP programming homework first.
Meanwhile, while I have the book open and happen to be skimming it, Mike Nelson on "Blade":
"Once Dr. Karen Jenson has recovered enough to be able to look at Kris Kristofferson without laughing, Blade explains that there is a subculture of vampires living among humans, and that the Count from Sesame Street is just the tip of the iceberg. Whistler tells her the story of how Blade came to be: It turns out Blade is called Blade because he carries several short swords, all of them with blades. For a short time he carried sharp sticks and was known as Stick, but there was confusion because thats also the name of a 1985 Burt Reynolds film. When he switched to the plural "Sticks", but he found himself at a disadvantage in vampire showdowns because they kept peppering him with questions about "Mr. Roboto" and "Lorelei".. Most disastrously, for a whole summer Whistler had him try out a blunderbuss."
You know what, I'm just going to start another thread later and call it "Mike Nelson on......." and type out the highlights of the book. Its on of the funniest books I've ever read. I'll continue Varsity Blues there.
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