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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 24, 2007 14:48:16 GMT -5
Ringo once built a house made entirely of Girl Scouts. When their parents came to complain, he added on a deck and a two-level garage.
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Post by Matt Rogers on Apr 24, 2007 14:49:37 GMT -5
Who's the man who brought fire to the people?
Who causes trembles in the bones of evil?
Who turned a mountain into a cathedral?
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dumdum,
RingoJ is immortal!
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 24, 2007 14:51:02 GMT -5
RingoJ...he pooped a hammer.
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 24, 2007 14:59:13 GMT -5
He out wrestled Ricky Steamboat and Ric Flair back in 84 in a 4 hour iron man match. He won by pinning them both twenty times.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 24, 2007 15:10:50 GMT -5
He eats his meals off of the original AWA Heavyweight title.
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 24, 2007 15:17:29 GMT -5
He gave shawn his smile back. After he took it from him.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 24, 2007 15:41:55 GMT -5
He trashed Orton's hotel room.
For that, we all owe him a debt of gratitude.
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 24, 2007 16:00:00 GMT -5
He trashed Orton's hotel room. For that, we all owe him a debt of gratitude. QFT Ringo originally did a one man show of Blazing Saddles. Mel Brooks stole the whole thing from him.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 24, 2007 16:29:21 GMT -5
Ringo likes to hang out with Peter Boyle on the weekends, despite the fact that Boyle's been dead for 2 months.
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Post by RingoJ is a Horrible Man on Apr 25, 2007 12:37:17 GMT -5
He eats his meals off of the original AWA Heavyweight title. That's actually true. Between this thread and that "piledriver" thread back at DC, my back really hates me for laughing so much
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 25, 2007 14:45:10 GMT -5
Before Columbus set sail for the new world, the earth was flat. Ringo made it round so he wouldn't fall off.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 25, 2007 16:27:18 GMT -5
He eats his meals off of the original AWA Heavyweight title. That's actually true. Between this thread and that "piledriver" thread back at DC, my back really hates me for laughing so much Then our work here has only begun. He once made a nun pregnant by singing Burt Bacharach songs to her.
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 25, 2007 16:30:09 GMT -5
Alien Vs Predator only Ringo wins.
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Post by RingoJ is a Horrible Man on Apr 26, 2007 14:35:16 GMT -5
Alien Vs Predator only Ringo wins. Which still would have made for a better movie than AvP did.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 26, 2007 16:05:01 GMT -5
Paul WS Anderson lives in fear every day of Ringo. And yet, he's never met the man.
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 26, 2007 16:11:59 GMT -5
Alien Vs Predator only Ringo wins. Which still would have made for a better movie than AvP did. QFT that movie...i...i just better not start.
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 26, 2007 16:13:00 GMT -5
Ringo created the technology to allow elvis to sing w/ bird face last night on American Idol...except he did it 500 years bc.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 26, 2007 16:15:30 GMT -5
Ringo is the creator of Nehi soda.
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Post by jamofpearls on Apr 26, 2007 16:25:24 GMT -5
Ringo created bacon, and it is good.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 27, 2007 10:08:23 GMT -5
The only thing that keeps Chuck Norris awake at night? A recurring dream where he meets Ringo in a dark alley.
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