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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 27, 2007 13:01:48 GMT -5
I love how happy Ortiz looks, like having a botoxed, collegened, plastic porn star is some kind of prize.
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 27, 2007 13:30:18 GMT -5
She's with the wrong man seems to me, She had gotten married, was happy, wanted to start a family, then it went to hell and she's with this guy? why must we pin all our hopes,lives and dreams on storybook romance which takes time to cultivate? Course if she just wants to wax him-cool
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 27, 2007 13:31:33 GMT -5
I love how happy Ortiz looks, like having a botoxed, collegened, plastic porn star is some kind of prize. Has Tito been cast in "MASK 2"? Or is he going to be Sloth in "Goonies: The Next Generation"?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 27, 2007 13:48:26 GMT -5
Um, given her career path, where does the shock and surprise portion of this come in?
I mean I agree, yikes, but I'm pretty sure the road getting there was pretty well billboarded with signs pointing the way.
I get what Tonto's sayin though and can agree with it to an extent. Had she put on forty pounds or whatever, people WOULD be up in arms if some were poking fun.
I dunno K, I sorta get that you're saying people will try to 'get skinny' rather than 'pack on a bagload of weight', BUT it's not as if either case is accidental.
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 27, 2007 13:50:17 GMT -5
I love how happy Ortiz looks, like having a botoxed, collegened, plastic porn star is some kind of prize. Has Tito been cast in "MASK 2"? Or is he going to be Sloth in "Goonies: The Next Generation"? EW, LOOK HOW HER BOOBS SAG!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2007 13:51:17 GMT -5
How has he not broken her yet? I mean seriously, he's the size of 12 Jenna Jamesons! How can he not break her even by accident!?
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 27, 2007 13:51:32 GMT -5
Has Tito been cast in "MASK 2"? Or is he going to be Sloth in "Goonies: The Next Generation"? EW, LOOK HOW HER BOOBS SAG! Thank you, was waiting for someone to notice that her nipples are almost parallel with her belly button.... Wonder if it has to do with all that time they spent....how to put this nicely.....out of their bra....
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 27, 2007 13:52:55 GMT -5
She looks like Houston now.
I don't have as much of a problem with the weight loss. It's the lips. She's starting to look like her blow-up doll.
And Cactus, if Chasey Lain ever went down that path, I'd lose all faith in humanity.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 27, 2007 13:53:32 GMT -5
She looks like Houston now. I don't have as much of a problem with the weight loss. It's the lips. She's starting to look like her blow-up doll. And Cactus, if Chasey Lain ever went down that path, I'd lose all faith in humanity. HEY NOW I LIKED HOUSTON Sometimes. I probably dont want to see her today, though.
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Post by Timmy8271 on Feb 27, 2007 13:58:06 GMT -5
You haven't seen her recently have you?
It's sad what happened to Jenna but not shocking. She's just trying to keep up with the current crop of girls. She wasn't bad when she was married. Then she got divorced and all things went south.
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Post by gsguy on Feb 27, 2007 13:59:44 GMT -5
What's with celebrities turning ugly at the snap of a finger this year?
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Feb 27, 2007 14:00:33 GMT -5
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Feb 27, 2007 14:02:30 GMT -5
Has Tito been cast in "MASK 2"? Or is he going to be Sloth in "Goonies: The Next Generation"? EW, LOOK HOW HER BOOBS SAG! Since when did Tito start looking like a retarded Kurt Angle?
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 27, 2007 14:02:52 GMT -5
You haven't seen her recently have you? Oh god no ... say it ain't so!!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Feb 27, 2007 14:08:13 GMT -5
But she does have a nice strip club right here in Scottsdale, AZ.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Feb 27, 2007 14:17:39 GMT -5
Geez, she looked like she just crawled out of a grave.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Feb 27, 2007 14:36:43 GMT -5
She looks like Houston now. I don't have as much of a problem with the weight loss. It's the lips. She's starting to look like her blow-up doll. And Cactus, if Chasey Lain ever went down that path, I'd lose all faith in humanity. HEY NOW I LIKED HOUSTON Sometimes. I probably dont want to see her today, though. Hey, I love HOUSTON. That is where I'm from yo.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 27, 2007 14:46:53 GMT -5
EW, LOOK HOW HER BOOBS SAG! Since when did Tito start looking like a retarded Kurt Angle? Look at the size of his cranium!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 27, 2007 14:47:37 GMT -5
Since when did Tito start looking like a retarded Kurt Angle? Look at the size of his cranium SKULL! Fixed for Michael Cole-arity.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Feb 27, 2007 15:17:12 GMT -5
She looks like she has been stuck up.................. MY ASS!
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