Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 22, 2007 20:54:26 GMT -5
Yeah, so I just got back from walking, and some dude in a car yelled "f***in' queer" out of the car at me (obviously he yelled something different, but you get the idea)
Yeah...welcome to five years ago when people still gave a damn about my sexuality.
After so many years, you figure I'd have gotten my ass kicked once or twice. Nothin'. This town is full of talk, but not much walk.
It amused me more than insulted me anymore...just 'cause they're so lame and never do anything to me.
Ah well. f***in' pussies.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Feb 22, 2007 20:56:39 GMT -5
To hell with them if your comfortable about who you are who cares. I for one think your pretty cool.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 22, 2007 20:58:20 GMT -5
What an ass.
He's the one with the problem, ya know. He probably saw you from behind and was like, "Dude, I'm so going to tap that." But then when he saw your front he freaked out because he found out he was supressing a love for guys and blamed you for it.
You sexy devil, you.
;D
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 22, 2007 21:00:37 GMT -5
You're the coolest and only homer sexual I know!
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 22, 2007 21:02:23 GMT -5
Dave, I totally thought your sig was Masked Rider for a second. Now that I realize it isn't, I am disappointed.
But thank you anyway!
And he was actually coming AT me...he probably knows who I am anyway.
But seriously, people stopped caring about my sexuality about 4 years ago...but there's still some people.
And yeah, I'm totally a sexy devil. All the ugly straight guys want me...but they totally won't admit it.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 22, 2007 21:03:51 GMT -5
Dave, I totally thought your sig was Masked Rider for a second. Now that I realize it isn't, I am disappointed. But thank you anyway! And he was actually coming AT me...he probably knows who I am anyway. But seriously, people stopped caring about my sexuality about 4 years ago...but there's still some people. And yeah, I'm totally a sexy devil. All the ugly straight guys want me...but they totally won't admit it. Well then he thought you were a hot babe until he got closer. Either way, he was trying to save face for wanting a hot dude. ;D
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 22, 2007 21:03:53 GMT -5
Dave, I totally thought your sig was Masked Rider for a second. Now that I realize it isn't, I am disappointed. But thank you anyway! And he was actually coming AT me...he probably knows who I am anyway. But seriously, people stopped caring about my sexuality about 4 years ago...but there's still some people. And yeah, I'm totally a sexy devil. All the ugly straight guys want me...but they totally won't admit it. I want you, you They Might Be Giants and Talking Heads loving son of a wonder you. And its not Masked Rider. But once you find out who UltraMantis Black is, and what he does...it won't matter.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Feb 22, 2007 21:06:36 GMT -5
All the ugly straight guys want me...but they totally won't admit it. I resemble that remark.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 22, 2007 21:07:53 GMT -5
What am I then?
I thought I was ugly, but apparently not.
;D
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 22, 2007 21:09:25 GMT -5
Pshh, you are totally not ugly. Even after you cut if off, your hair is still made of sex. Now GROW IT BACK. I DEMAND IT.
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 22, 2007 21:10:07 GMT -5
I am damnit, but talking to it has done nothing to make it grow faster.
;D
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 22, 2007 21:13:26 GMT -5
Can I ask a potentially offensive question?
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Post by dorf on Feb 22, 2007 21:14:26 GMT -5
Yeah, so I just got back from walking, and some dude in a car yelled "waxin' vacuum" out of the car at me (obviously he yelled something different, but you get the idea) Yeah...welcome to five years ago when people still gave a damn about my sexuality. After so many years, you figure I'd have gotten my ass kicked once or twice. Nothin'. This town is full of talk, but not much walk. It amused me more than insulted me anymore...just 'cause they're so lame and never do anything to me. Ah well. waxin' vaginas. Tell me about it...I get that stupid car harassment when I run (usually run in groups or at night) and people just make fun of me by honking their horns or shout some random slurs that a sailor would only say to another sailor. Oh well, its better than doing it during daylight when people tease "run, forrest, run" to me.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 22, 2007 21:15:08 GMT -5
Can I ask a potentially offensive question? Be my guest. "Offensive" Is my middle name. I think.
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Post by The Line on Feb 22, 2007 21:16:09 GMT -5
Yeah, so I just got back from walking, and some dude in a car yelled "waxin' vacuum" out of the car at me (obviously he yelled something different, but you get the idea) Yeah...welcome to five years ago when people still gave a damn about my sexuality. After so many years, you figure I'd have gotten my ass kicked once or twice. Nothin'. This town is full of talk, but not much walk. It amused me more than insulted me anymore...just 'cause they're so lame and never do anything to me. Ah well. waxin' vaginas. Tell me about it...I get that stupid car harassment when I run (usually run in groups or at night) and people just make fun of me by honking their horns or shout some random slurs that a sailor would only say to another sailor. Oh well, its better than doing it during daylight when people tease "run, forrest, run" to me. I get the same shit
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 22, 2007 21:17:41 GMT -5
Can I ask a potentially offensive question? Be my guest. "Offensive" Is my middle name. I think. Am I attractive to the homer sexuals? ....I'm so dumb...
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 22, 2007 21:20:10 GMT -5
Not bad, not bad. I totally dig the pose. And I have a thing for glasses. You're not teh bad lookin' by any means.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Feb 22, 2007 21:21:07 GMT -5
Be my guest. "Offensive" Is my middle name. I think. Am I attractive to the homer sexuals? ....I'm so dumb... Attention Whore
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 22, 2007 21:21:35 GMT -5
Am I attractive to the homer sexuals? ....I'm so dumb... Attention Whore Damn straight.
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Feb 22, 2007 21:25:35 GMT -5
Hey, nothin' wrong with being an attention whore I can be at times...not often, but every once in awhile, yeah. But I'm more of a camwhore myself. As if y'all didn't already know.
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