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Post by fw91 on Mar 10, 2021 18:03:27 GMT -5
He’s so stupid, he picked a child to be his co tag team champion even though he had school commitments!
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Wieners=$$$
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Mar 10, 2021 19:23:43 GMT -5
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Post by Terry McConkey on Mar 10, 2021 19:41:27 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid that he thinks he's entitled to participate in matches whereas others have to earn their keep.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 10, 2021 23:09:17 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is So Stupid he studied for a blood test.....and failed
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Post by Deleted on Mar 10, 2021 23:31:51 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid he can't even afford to pay attention!
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Mar 11, 2021 11:13:37 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid, he got locked in a supermarket and starved.
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Post by cosmo on Mar 11, 2021 11:38:00 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid that his IQ is less than average!
...am I doing this right?
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 11, 2021 11:51:21 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid, he stuck a quarter in each ear so he could "listen to 50 Cent."
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Post by Hypnosis on Mar 11, 2021 12:34:28 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid that he thought "passing time" was walking by a clock back and forth.
Braun Strowman is so stupid that he drew a check with a marker on a chess board to signal winning the game.
Braun Strowman is so stupid that he thought "Kurt" was a type of angle in geometry class.
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Post by No One on Mar 11, 2021 12:41:48 GMT -5
Of course he's stupid. All the intelligence in his family went to his twin brother. After all the teasing, he should leave to get his Master's degree and come back as Brain Strowman.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 11, 2021 13:15:31 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid he threw a rock at the ground and missed
Braun Strowman is so stupid he went to the doctor to get his head examined and they found nothing there.
Braun Strowman is so stupid when God was raining intelligence down onto the earth he held up an umbrella.
Braun Strowman is so stupid if you gave him a penny for his thoughts you’d get change back.
Braun Strowman is so stupid that whenever he stops to think he forgets to start again.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Mar 11, 2021 14:40:04 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid he started at working at TSA because he was told to secure the bag
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Mar 11, 2021 14:50:26 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is about as deep as a bowl of soup and his tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon
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Post by tenshi on Mar 11, 2021 14:58:20 GMT -5
He's fairly smart but, since he's so big, his inteligence to height ratio goes down and ends up as dumb.
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Post by DSR on Mar 11, 2021 15:09:54 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is about as deep as a bowl of soup and his tongue is as sharp as a soup spoon It sounds like you're in the mood for soup.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 15, 2021 22:18:33 GMT -5
Braun Strowman: “When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.”
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Mar 15, 2021 22:31:20 GMT -5
Big Show's gone, so now Braun has no competition in the big stupid idiot role.
Enjoy the ride, Braun. At least you'll be paid.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Mar 16, 2021 0:00:11 GMT -5
Big Show's gone, so now Braun has no competition in the big stupid idiot role. Enjoy the ride, Braun. At least you'll be paid. It's really funny that he openly admitted to storming into Vince's office pissed at his booking direction a few years back, and Vince Jedi Mind Tricked him into thinking he had all these big decade long future plans for him to become a megastar and he was like "Yeah Vince was right! I have nothing to worry about!" And now he's having Nickelodeon Slime dumped on him, by Vince's son, lmfao
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Mar 16, 2021 0:31:04 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid when he sits around the house he really sits ARRRRRRRROOOOOOUND the house!
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Mar 16, 2021 10:09:30 GMT -5
Braun Strowman is so stupid he thinks that Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's.
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