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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 17, 2021 18:59:32 GMT -5
Where the NPC you are talking to walks either slower or faster than you do no matter what.
Just drive me nuts and had to vent, sorry.
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 17, 2021 19:28:32 GMT -5
When you are in a serious gunfight and suddenly Natalya decides it's a good time to wander aimlessly into the crossfire
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 17, 2021 19:31:41 GMT -5
When NPCS block you in somewhere....
had a mission in a game where nonkillable NPCs huddled around me in a full triangle and I had to commit suicide to get out of it.
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Post by Perd on Mar 17, 2021 19:38:53 GMT -5
“Hey, cousin, how about a little bowling?”
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Post by Cyno on Mar 17, 2021 19:45:34 GMT -5
Where the NPC you are talking to walks either slower or faster than you do no matter what. Just drive me nuts and had to vent, sorry. It's awful in games like WoW when they move faster than walking speed but slower than running speed.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Mar 17, 2021 20:40:03 GMT -5
When you accidentally talk to one of the dancers on Dragon warrior 1-4 on Nes. Then have to watch them spin around the screen for 60 seconds.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Mar 17, 2021 20:40:20 GMT -5
When your guiding them somewhere and they get stuck behind a bit of scenery.
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 17, 2021 21:07:16 GMT -5
When you are playing an MMO on a PVE Server but for some reason they decided that your escort NPC is randomly killable by the other faction. This only occurs after walking slowly with said NPC for like 20 minutes.
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Post by Chiral on Mar 17, 2021 21:33:17 GMT -5
I haaate doing that shuffle behind an NPC during a walk and talk cutscene where they're just a little too slow and a little too fast so I look like someone whose body is moving like a cartoon character driving stick shift for the first time.
I loved in Ghost of Tsushima the NPC you're walking/running with is always going at the same speed you're moving at.
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Post by Rave on Mar 18, 2021 1:20:14 GMT -5
Besides walking too fast/slow, I absolutely hate it when they wander right between me and somewhere I need to go, to the point where I actively need to start herding them around just to get them out of the way. When NPCS block you in somewhere.... had a mission in a game where nonkillable NPCs huddled around me in a full triangle and I had to commit suicide to get out of it. Killable NPCs that don't despawn when you kill them blocking you in, leaving you stuck in a loop of death 'til you exit the damn game. I've encountered that before. I was not happy. I've encountered several RPG Maker-made games featuring NPCs that actively chase you, which annoys me every time because they're either gonna block me in somewhere or start in with auto-playing dialogue every damn time they run into me.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Mar 18, 2021 1:30:33 GMT -5
"Follow me!" *moves slower than molasses*
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Post by 67 more on Mar 18, 2021 2:42:24 GMT -5
When you are in a serious gunfight and suddenly Natalya decides it's a good time to wander aimlessly into the crossfire Hey, it's her birthday year!
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Post by 67 more on Mar 18, 2021 2:43:04 GMT -5
“Hey, cousin, how about a little bowling?” This is 99% of Jey Uso's week
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Mar 18, 2021 4:37:09 GMT -5
When a certain fat idiot blames you for a train getting away to cover up his shit aim.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Mar 18, 2021 4:59:16 GMT -5
When they're rude to you so you hit them or throw something at them and then police get on your ass like YOU'RE the one in the wrong
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Post by hassanchop on Mar 18, 2021 6:45:53 GMT -5
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 18, 2021 6:55:28 GMT -5
“Heeellpp!” “Leon!”
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Post by Demented on Mar 18, 2021 12:22:30 GMT -5
"I just got word from a settlement..."
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Mar 18, 2021 12:28:54 GMT -5
The first Dead Rising, just the first Dead Rising.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 18, 2021 13:16:33 GMT -5
"I just got word from a settlement..." That does remind me of another NPC thing, where they ask you to risk your life to retrieve their wife's favorite pair of socks from a den of vampires or something.
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