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Post by Hypnosis on May 19, 2021 21:30:22 GMT -5
No one really cares about Zack Ryder anymore. He's feuding with his former tag partner Curt Hawkins on Impact, and is now engaged to:
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Post by adamclark52 on May 20, 2021 4:52:48 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal held the WWE championship for almost six months
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Post by adamclark52 on May 20, 2021 4:55:02 GMT -5
Doctor: "Why would a patient waking up from a 5 year coma ask about what's happened in wrestling?" I can’t think of much else has really happened since 2016
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Post by Triangle Lancer on May 20, 2021 6:49:41 GMT -5
Doctor: "Why would a patient waking up from a 5 year coma ask about what's happened in wrestling?" I can’t think of much else has really happened since 2016 The Cubs finally winning a World Series, months after our subject went into the coma?
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Post by y4j1981 on May 20, 2021 15:53:55 GMT -5
If someone went into a coma in 2016, they're gonna have some much stranger news to deal with than just WWE On the plus side, for them there would be no painful years-long gap between Taco Bell introducing the quesalupa and then bringing it back. ....now they have to watch it leave for the first time. The Quesalupa is gone...again
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 20, 2021 15:59:40 GMT -5
The pandemic era in general. The idea of a pandemic like this hitting us was just something no one thought about. A few smart people were thinking about it, shouting about it, and waving their arms about it frantically about it for years. But nobody listens to those nerds. Yeah, and there were a bunch of precautions in place that were all removed because reasons... and well let's just leave it at that.
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Post by Venti on May 20, 2021 16:35:09 GMT -5
Doctor: "Why would a patient waking up from a 5 year coma ask about what's happened in wrestling?" In all fairness, that is totally something I would do.
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Post by wildojinx on May 20, 2021 16:40:28 GMT -5
"So are they STILL pushing Roman as the top guy?" "Actually, yes, only he's a heel now managed by Paul Heyman with Jay Uso as his right hand man" "So its a disaster right?" "Actually, it's been well recieved to be honest" "Next you'll tell me that Rusev won the title" "Well he won A title recently,,"
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Post by chazraps on May 20, 2021 16:50:42 GMT -5
On the plus side, for them there would be no painful years-long gap between Taco Bell introducing the quesalupa and then bringing it back. ....now they have to watch it leave for the first time. The Quesalupa is gone...again f***. I had a feeling things were going too good this week.
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Post by berlynwright on May 20, 2021 22:37:42 GMT -5
AJ Styles is in WWE and created a HOF career just off those accolades in 5 years, not even counting the rest of his career It wouldn't make much difference because guys in 2016 would have predicted AJ in midcard and. That's where he is now (let's say the guy in coma hasn't gone through Wikipedia)
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 20, 2021 22:58:31 GMT -5
AJ Styles is in WWE and created a HOF career just off those accolades in 5 years, not even counting the rest of his career It wouldn't make much difference because guys in 2016 would have predicted AJ in midcard and. That's where he is now (let's say the guy in coma hasn't gone through Wikipedia) Still, they'd be able to tell just from how nobody is clamoring for him to finally get a main event slot that he's already given his due in those five years.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 20, 2021 23:15:27 GMT -5
Dominick Mysterio would be a fun one to drop in their lap.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on May 20, 2021 23:21:26 GMT -5
They've been having shows with no fans for over a year. Considering how the WWE has been treating it's fans overall, the coma patient would probably be thinking this was just a natural progression of the business... Also: - AJ Styles was buried alive - John Cena was turned into a puppet - Rey Mysterio was thrown off the top of Titan Tower - Rey Mysterio lost an eye - Stroman drowned - Miz & Morrison were eaten by zombies - the majority of the WWE roster and production crew were held up in a foreign country by armed soldiers - Luke Harper died - New Jack died of a heart attack
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Post by Rolent Tex on May 20, 2021 23:25:43 GMT -5
*rolls footage of nWo Cena*
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Post by Hypnosis on May 21, 2021 7:56:09 GMT -5
They've been having shows with no fans for over a year. Considering how the WWE has been treating it's fans overall, the coma patient would probably be thinking this was just a natural progression of the business... Also: - AJ Styles was buried alive - John Cena was turned into a puppet - Rey Mysterio was thrown off the top of Titan Tower - Rey Mysterio lost an eye - Stroman drowned - Miz & Morrison were eaten by zombies - the majority of the WWE roster and production crew were held up in a foreign country by armed soldiers - Luke Harper died - New Jack died of a heart attack - Rusev was released from WWE, jumped to AEW, developed a video game addiction, and beat up a goth, skateboarding stuntman for the TNT title
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Post by The Creepo Man on May 21, 2021 9:00:36 GMT -5
No one really cares about Zack Ryder anymore. He's feuding with his former tag partner Curt Hawkins on Impact, and is now engaged to: Adrian Street?
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Post by MrElijah on May 21, 2021 17:34:11 GMT -5
"Well TNA is still a thing!" "How?!" "It's a long story and the NWA came back! On YouTube!" "Well, the NWA will probably never die." "And their Titles have been on a new Promotion called All Elite Wrestling--" "The hell is that?" "AND it's on TNT." "Now THAT'S bullshit."
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Post by Venti on May 21, 2021 17:39:40 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston beat a heel Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania for the WWE Championship.
The icing on the cake there is I'm pretty sure 5 years ago is when Bryan seemed to be pretty much done.
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Post by crankypants on May 21, 2021 18:15:39 GMT -5
Considering how the WWE has been treating it's fans overall, the coma patient would probably be thinking this was just a natural progression of the business... Also: - AJ Styles was buried alive - John Cena was turned into a puppet - Rey Mysterio was thrown off the top of Titan Tower - Rey Mysterio lost an eye - Stroman drowned - Miz & Morrison were eaten by zombies - the majority of the WWE roster and production crew were held up in a foreign country by armed soldiers - Luke Harper died - New Jack died of a heart attack - Rusev was released from WWE, jumped to AEW, developed a video game addiction, and beat up a goth, skateboarding stuntman for the TNT title Coma Guy: "What's AEW and what's a TNT title?"
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Post by crankypants on May 21, 2021 18:22:17 GMT -5
Kofi Kingston beat a heel Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania for the WWE Championship. The icing on the cake there is I'm pretty sure 5 years ago is when Bryan seemed to be pretty much done. Coma Guy: "Wow, they finally gave Kofi the championship! Glad to see him get the respect he deserves. I sure hope they didn't throw that goodwill away by having him lose the title in a ridiculous squash against a part timer which then somehow results in an MMA guy wrestling against the champion in Saudi Arabia. "
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