Shake A Leg
Team Rocket
PLEASE DEAR GOD, LET HIM KEEP THE STREAK!
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Post by Shake A Leg on Feb 16, 2007 18:10:42 GMT -5
I'm gonna cut so bad, you gonna wish I didn't cut you so bad!
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 16, 2007 18:13:18 GMT -5
Man those are some bad roaches
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 16, 2007 18:14:10 GMT -5
Man those are some bad roaches I blame the schools. |
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Shake A Leg
Team Rocket
PLEASE DEAR GOD, LET HIM KEEP THE STREAK!
Posts: 966
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Post by Shake A Leg on Feb 16, 2007 18:18:59 GMT -5
Man those are some bad roaches I blame the schools. Me too. |
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
Posts: 21,904
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Post by erisi236 on Feb 16, 2007 18:27:30 GMT -5
I'm going to kill you so dead you'll wish that were never born alive!
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SmarkyMark
Team Rocket
My Arachnasense is tingling! Wrestlecrap must be near!
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Post by SmarkyMark on Feb 16, 2007 18:37:19 GMT -5
I'll kick your ass so hard you'll have to clear your throat to fart!
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
Posts: 36,043
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Post by Ace Diamond on Feb 16, 2007 18:38:05 GMT -5
If you mess this up I'm going to rip your balls off and shove them up your ass so that when you shit, you'll shit on your balls!
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 16, 2007 18:40:24 GMT -5
I will place my two fingers...on your back, finding the spot with the least resistance. And with these two fingers, I will puncture your back, clear through to your spine, upon which time I will rip out said spine.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 16, 2007 18:41:46 GMT -5
If you mess this up I'm going to rip your balls off and shove them up your ass so that when you crap, you'll crap on your balls! I'm gonna poke several holes in your dick so when you pee, it comes out in all different directions, got it? |
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 16, 2007 18:44:03 GMT -5
I once told a girl that I would eat her soul. Whether she believed me or not is yet to be known, but I became pretty famous in the classroom for saying something like that.
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Post by koldbluddedkilla on Feb 16, 2007 18:49:38 GMT -5
i told a girl to shut up or i was gonna fart in her mouth.....she shut up.
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Feb 16, 2007 18:50:58 GMT -5
I'm going to kill you. I don't mean that metaphorically, I'm going to literally kill you. I'm going to strangle you, and cut off your air supply.. until you pass away.
Or, how about:
I'm going to knock your head off. Wonder why I'm laughing? It's because the thought of your head rolling on the floor behind you has me all giggly.
OR:
I'm going to punch you so hard, the word "FATALITY" is going to appear over my head in bloody letters.
Okay, I'm done.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Feb 16, 2007 18:52:43 GMT -5
I'm gonna rip out your eyeballs and shove 'em down yer pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you!
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 16, 2007 19:00:14 GMT -5
I'm going to punch you so hard, the word "FATALITY" is going to appear over my head in bloody letters. Okay, I'm done. Winner. Also ... I'm gonna shove your head so far up your own ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll have to move my toes out of the way to brush your teeth! That's all I got. My seemingly incomparable wit is no match for that of Tha Kid Joker - a god among trash-talkers, and a scholar among idiots. |
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Feb 16, 2007 19:08:41 GMT -5
I'm going to punch you so hard, the word "FATALITY" is going to appear over my head in bloody letters. Okay, I'm done. Winner. Also ... I'm gonna shove your head so far up your own ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll have to move my toes out of the way to brush your teeth! That's all I got. My seemingly incomparable wit is no match for that of Tha Kid Joker - a god among trash-talkers, and a scholar among idiots. Congrats, you've just completed the new breed of ego-stroking sig-quotes. You know, they really should give us more room in our sigs than they do. |
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
Posts: 15,300
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 16, 2007 19:20:04 GMT -5
Winner. Also ... I'm gonna shove your head so far up your own ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll have to move my toes out of the way to brush your teeth! That's all I got. My seemingly incomparable wit is no match for that of Tha Kid Joker - a god among trash-talkers, and a scholar among idiots. Congrats, you've just completed the new breed of ego-stroking sig-quotes. You know, they really should give us more room in our sigs than they do. Indeed, they should.  |
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 16, 2007 19:20:55 GMT -5
Of course, nothing beats "I'll F***ING KILL YOU"
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spec
Hank Scorpio
Bum Wiping Aficionado
Posts: 5,676
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Post by spec on Feb 16, 2007 19:33:53 GMT -5
I'm gonna make you watch Alone in the Dark!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 16, 2007 19:39:01 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, The Wildman (AKA Randy West):
From "The Young And The Wrestling"--
"You little baby face wimp! I'm gonna break your pencil neck! I'm gonna beat your brains out! I'm gonna hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are gonna be out of style! I'm gonna tear your head off and spit down your neck! I'm gonna rip off your dick and make you wear it as a bowtie! Fool you understand me?!"
From "The Young And The Wrestling 2"--
"You got a match, match my ass! Let me tell you something, boy! Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower! You've been running your mouth for far too long and rock and roll never forgets and I'm the king of rock & roll wrestling! Damn, I'm so mad I could kick my own ass! You say one more word about my Pretty Penelope, I'm gonna make you wish you'd died as a child! I'm gonna put your lights out! I'm gonna sink you like a three foot putt! You understand? Have mercy, daddy, great balls of fire! I'm gonna kill you!"
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Shake A Leg
Team Rocket
PLEASE DEAR GOD, LET HIM KEEP THE STREAK!
Posts: 966
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Post by Shake A Leg on Feb 16, 2007 19:49:18 GMT -5
I didn't mean for this thread to be about people posting great and very funny threats but you can keep doing it.
I'm going to rip your eyeballs out and put them over your testicles so when a women rejects you after you say the lamest pickup line ever, your balls will see themselves get kicked.
I'm going to punch you in the mouth so hard, you'll accidentally shallow your own grillz and shit your own gold teeth.
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