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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 10, 2007 1:52:59 GMT -5
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El Pollo Guerrera
Grimlock
His name has chicken in it, and he is good at makin' .gifs, so that's cool.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Feb 10, 2007 2:02:31 GMT -5
I recognize The Spot, Gibbon and Grizzly, but not the guy in the boxers... maybe the Kangaroo?
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ToyfareMark
Vegeta
A WINNER IS YOU!
In Hutch I trust!
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Post by ToyfareMark on Feb 10, 2007 5:30:42 GMT -5
This is easy...its obviously Die Fledermaus, who's powers were looking at fashion magazine's, hanging out at the diner, and telling the police "he went THAT way".
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Post by Baixo Astral on Feb 10, 2007 7:06:48 GMT -5
My vote goes to the Color Kid, who can change the color of things. I can just imagine what an emergency he'd respond to would be like. "You'll never stop me and my gigantic raygun which will destroy the world!...Wait...stop...what are you doing?...NO! You've turned my raygun hot pink! How will I ever be able to use it and still be able to retain my masculinity? Curse you Color Kid!!" Actually, Colour Kid would be a terrible, terrible threat to Superman... just change some green Kryptonite to gold Kryptonite, and viola! Supes loses his powers forever. Harsh, eh? Anyhoo, The Ten-Eyed Man has the worst powers ever, a fact that is beyond dispute. |
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Feb 10, 2007 13:09:03 GMT -5
Didn't spidey fight a guy called The Walrus?
I remember his powers being incredibly poor.
I looked him up ... and found this ...
After dodging one of the Walrus' punches, Spider-Man gloats about how fast he is. Walrus has one of the funniest responses ever: "Yeah, well - Don't underestimate ME, pal! For your information, I've got the proportionate speed, strength and agility of a WALRUS!" Of course, a walrus is bigger than a person, so his powers are being slower, weaker, and less agile than a fat sea cow.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 10, 2007 13:56:33 GMT -5
Didn't spidey fight a guy called The Walrus? I remember his powers being incredibly poor. I looked him up ... and found this ... After dodging one of the Walrus' punches, Spider-Man gloats about how fast he is. Walrus has one of the funniest responses ever: "Yeah, well - Don't underestimate ME, pal! For your information, I've got the proportionate speed, strength and agility of a WALRUS!" Of course, a walrus is bigger than a person, so his powers are being slower, weaker, and less agile than a fat sea cow. That, and he gets paired up with White Rabbit. Not the DC White Rabbit that made the BG-80's; that's a different person. Marvel's White Rabbit is basically a female Bruce Wayne that turned to villiany to do something interesting, only she is nowhere near as talented, smart, cool, or interesting. The fact that the person she guns for is the Fabulous Frogman (who I actually love in small doses) speaks volumes for how lame she is. BTW, that Superheroes Top Gun was hilarious. I especially loved the Spider-sense going off right before Thor used his hammer to smash the volleyball into Spidey's frank and beans. |
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 10, 2007 15:05:43 GMT -5
I have to agree that the GLA have lame powers (but that's sort of the point).
Lamest is easily Doug Ramsey/ Cypher. How exactly is talking any language going to help you battle Mr. Sinister?!
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Feb 10, 2007 17:19:52 GMT -5
THE ATOM!
'I AM CAPABLE OF SHRINKING TO THE SIZE OF AN ATOM! .... And that's it.'
No, he can't grow bigger. He can only shrink. Big Woot.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
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I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Feb 10, 2007 17:24:48 GMT -5
THE ATOM! 'I AM CAPABLE OF SHRINKING TO THE SIZE OF AN ATOM! .... And that's it.' No, he can't grow bigger. He can only shrink. Big Woot. He makes the ideal spy. That, and he can escape cages! Then again, so can Flash by vibrating his way through the cage. Man, that is one superpower that I actually hate. |
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 11, 2007 14:37:17 GMT -5
THE ATOM! 'I AM CAPABLE OF SHRINKING TO THE SIZE OF AN ATOM! .... And that's it.' No, he can't grow bigger. He can only shrink. Big Woot. Then he can climb inside an opponents head (quite literally) & wreak havoc with their equilibrium. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 11, 2007 14:46:37 GMT -5
Didn't spidey fight a guy called The Walrus? I remember his powers being incredibly poor. I looked him up ... and found this ... After dodging one of the Walrus' punches, Spider-Man gloats about how fast he is. Walrus has one of the funniest responses ever: "Yeah, well - Don't underestimate ME, pal! For your information, I've got the proportionate speed, strength and agility of a WALRUS!" Of course, a walrus is bigger than a person, so his powers are being slower, weaker, and less agile than a fat sea cow. Which lead to.......  |
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