bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Nov 18, 2021 9:11:31 GMT -5
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pinja
Unicron
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Post by pinja on Nov 18, 2021 9:13:17 GMT -5
Warrior: 80 % Zinfandel, 20 % rocket fuel.
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Post by Mandarin Dessert Version 0 on Nov 18, 2021 9:14:12 GMT -5
This is probably the only time where Michael Cole proclaiming "VINTAGE UNDERTAKER" would be justified.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Nov 18, 2021 9:17:36 GMT -5
It's the same thing Michelle drinks every time Vince calls Taker for a match.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 18, 2021 9:28:40 GMT -5
Didn't we already do this last year? Did I hit a time warp? Dear God please tell me I haven't considering the year
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auph10imitated
Dennis Stamp
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by auph10imitated on Nov 18, 2021 9:35:09 GMT -5
Cute
Random
FIFTY f***ING QUID FOR 3 BOTTLES OF WINE! I can get 3 for £10 in my corner shop!
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Member is Online
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 18, 2021 10:30:25 GMT -5
Expertly wax dipped? f***, if everything goes tits up, I’m not even qualified to dip bottles in wax. That's actually the reason behind some of the recent releases, they were anti-waxers.
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Nov 18, 2021 10:52:03 GMT -5
To avoid visits to the local medical facility, women going through pregnancy-like gestations should not consume this alcohol-like liquid
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Nov 18, 2021 10:54:05 GMT -5
I have it on good authority that Undertaker's wine tastes like death.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Nov 18, 2021 10:56:16 GMT -5
Have you heard about that new Hulk Hogan wine?
It's called "I want my win back".
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 18, 2021 11:08:33 GMT -5
If you walk into a bar and order an Ultimate Warrior Spritzer I bet his grave spinning could power a billion homes for eternity.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Nov 18, 2021 11:14:10 GMT -5
LOAD THE SPACESHIP (my mouth) WITH THE ROCKET FUEL (booze)
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Nov 18, 2021 12:11:20 GMT -5
Well yes, it's the two supernatural wrestling characters I most associate wine with...
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pinja
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Post by pinja on Nov 18, 2021 12:15:55 GMT -5
Well yes, it's the two supernatural wrestling characters I most associate wine with... Imagine Undertaker, in his spooky voice, singing Summer Wine alongside Nancy Sinatra.
I walked in town on silver spurs to rest in peace A song that I had only sang to Tony Neese He saw my silver spurs and said let's pass some time And I will give to you Taker wine Oh, oh Taker wine
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Post by government mule on Nov 18, 2021 12:24:03 GMT -5
Io Shiraz
Sami Zaynfandel
Madcap Mosscato
Vin Santos Escobar
Colt Cabernet Sauvignon
Keith Liebfraumilch
...I'm here all week
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Nov 18, 2021 12:45:05 GMT -5
Remember the time Ultimate Warrior pissed off Jerry Lawler because he drank all his wine and wore a hat?
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Nov 18, 2021 12:57:48 GMT -5
The Warrior branded potent potable should have been: Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor (DAMN!)
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 18, 2021 13:41:30 GMT -5
Finally there’s a wine to go with my Hot Pockets!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2021 14:01:49 GMT -5
It's wine for old dudes.
When they drink the Undertaker one, they think they're younger and their bodies aren't as broken down as they really are.
When they drink the Ultimate Warrior one, they bitch about gay people.
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Post by Aceorton on Nov 18, 2021 14:08:39 GMT -5
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