Heartbreaker
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 24, 2021 0:22:13 GMT -5
I've joked for a few years now that the future of the WWE is going to be the McMahon boys vs. the Levesque girls.
It's always about the McMahons. Always.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2021 0:26:16 GMT -5
The thread when she gets budget cuttered by Nick Khan is going to be legendary Vince McMahon who is now just a brain in a robot body will say that it wasn't personal... >_> You just know that the robot body will have "Sexy Bitch 2.0" written on its robot butt.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 24, 2021 0:29:28 GMT -5
She should debut as a character in denial about who her parents are. My idea is like... They show vignettes of her working in an animal shelter or stuff like that, basically showing her to be like the most legit nice person you can write someone as. Old-style Bayley, but write her as an actual f***ing adult. But everyone is suspicious of her because of who her mother is, who her father is (who, remember in kayfabe, started off as a rich snob and never really stopped being kind of an asshole) and, most importantly, who her grandfather is. Like, it's gonna be like that for her for her entire career should she follow through on it anyway, may as well try and make an interesting story of someone trying to fight against her genetics and whether or not she can actually resist it or succumb to the dark side. Thing is, they'll probably be like "Nah, we won't have you wrestle under the family names, we don't want you to have that pressure on you", as though her being Penny Thistlewick or something will make people not know that she's in the McMahon/Levesque family.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Nov 24, 2021 0:56:16 GMT -5
For some reason, I still vividly remember them announcing her birth on RAW which seemed very weird to me when I was 12.
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Post by Germansuplex on Nov 24, 2021 1:48:18 GMT -5
Have you ever seen a news story and thought "I'm getting old"? This is that. No kidding, I remember reading jokes about her numerous future title reigns on the day she was born.
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the2ndevil
Grimlock
Super Seducer Survivor
Where Is Your Santa, Now?
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Post by the2ndevil on Nov 24, 2021 8:15:20 GMT -5
I read the thread title and could just feel myself turning to dust...
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schma
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Post by schma on Nov 24, 2021 12:29:11 GMT -5
If this is what it takes to get them giving the women's division it's proper dues again, then I'm all for it.
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Nov 24, 2021 14:07:35 GMT -5
so that's wwe not for sale then, vince has a new youngling to mould in his image and leave running the company.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 24, 2021 14:47:22 GMT -5
so that's wwe not for sale then, vince has a new youngling to mould in his image and leave running the company.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Nov 24, 2021 15:01:58 GMT -5
Aurora will never know the joy of humiliating JR
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Nov 24, 2021 15:12:28 GMT -5
so that's wwe not for sale then, vince has a new youngling to mould in his image and leave running the company. how did you get that home footage of vince?
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Post by Ryushinku on Nov 24, 2021 15:17:40 GMT -5
Sincere best wishes to the kid. There are going to be a lot of people wanting her to fail.
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The Heenan Family
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Post by The Heenan Family on Nov 24, 2021 19:06:21 GMT -5
Declan McMahon turns 18 in February. Time for him to bring Undertaker out of retirement and avenge Shane at Mania.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Nov 24, 2021 19:14:10 GMT -5
Declan McMahon turns 18 in February. Time for him to bring Undertaker out of retirement and avenge Shane at Mania. That damn lockbox is getting resolved one way or another.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 24, 2021 19:20:44 GMT -5
"Bro, we find out if Steph is her real mother or Katie Vick. Maternity on a pole match, bro..."
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Post by MrElijah on Nov 24, 2021 19:43:00 GMT -5
f*** it, give her "My Time." Not only is it a great theme but it would fit so well.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2021 19:48:21 GMT -5
I mean I feel like she could just be "Aurora Rose" no? She and Mandy could team up. They could then pair up with Mr. Ass's kids and call themselves Gunns N Roses.
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on Nov 24, 2021 20:42:18 GMT -5
She should debut as a character in denial about who her parents are. 'Too Sexy' Aurora Levesque? "I'm NOT Hunter's kid!"
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Nov 25, 2021 2:47:31 GMT -5
Will Aurora get squashed by Mattigan Warrior at her Wrestlemania debut?
Will Dwayne Johnson buy the WWE from the McMahon's when Simone keeps losing to Aurora?
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Post by cornettesracket on Nov 25, 2021 9:05:59 GMT -5
Good god do I do feel old reading that OP. If Stephanie and triple H eldest daughter is 15, then I’m 21 years older than her which is depressing. And I’m rooting hard for her to be in charge if it means nick khan is shown the door, because yes the McMahons don’t need any help making a mess of wwe, but nick khan is turbo charging it.
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