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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 30, 2021 21:33:55 GMT -5
*Shawn starts pointing and laughing* "they absolutely should have made you Doink"
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Dec 1, 2021 0:01:14 GMT -5
The dude is Azz in the ring.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 1, 2021 0:05:48 GMT -5
This dude just makes me appreciate Braun Strowman more. For real, they fired Strowman, yet here're Captain Jack and someone I only remember for his turtleneck - and I don't mean Ivan Putski. Does WWE pay them in Macaroni and Cheese? They would if they could.
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knightboat
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Post by knightboat on Dec 1, 2021 14:20:27 GMT -5
I had such high hopes for Babatunde, now I'm sad.
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Post by themagnificentmoo on Dec 1, 2021 15:28:13 GMT -5
I saw Azeez twice in Jacksonville, FL when he was in NXT. Both matches were horrible and one of them had him play into a night long running joke of Lars Sullivan coming out to hit random people with Freak Accident. I remember seeing him at the Greatest Royal Rumble and noting here that he sucked then and sucked in the Rumble match. Those were years ago. The only reason I can see Vince keeping him is...he's a cheap pay?
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Dec 1, 2021 15:37:31 GMT -5
Dude’s a decorated Commander of the Nigerian Royal Guard, this slander is unacceptable!!!
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Post by EZ: Brainy Bae on Dec 1, 2021 15:38:30 GMT -5
Dude’s a decorated Commander of the Nigerian Royal Guard, this slander is unacceptable!!! He bought his "military jacket" at Goodwill!
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Dec 1, 2021 15:45:30 GMT -5
Hoo boy... this guy just sucks at everything. I don't mean to put someone down but... shit, man. And I'm not talking about the time he hit Apollo in his last match, but like his selling: Dude let his own man get hit and then had the reaction of someone getting into a fight at the mall. You think WWE still sees something in him, or is he around purely to give "Coming to America" Apollo a shred of a character? ... that looks like Apollo countered that flip into a piledriver... That looks like Apollo countered that flip into saving Priest's neck.
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Post by This Player Hating Mothman on Dec 1, 2021 16:05:42 GMT -5
Yeah the most I'm seeing in that clip isn't Azeez, it's how much Apollo probably just saved Priest's career.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 1, 2021 16:33:00 GMT -5
... that looks like Apollo countered that flip into a piledriver... That looks like Apollo countered that flip into saving Priest's neck. Yeah, that too.
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Post by pinja on Dec 1, 2021 17:11:10 GMT -5
For real, they fired Strowman, yet here're Captain Jack and someone I only remember for his turtleneck - and I don't mean Ivan Putski. Does WWE pay them in Macaroni and Cheese? They would if they could. They can't because they don't know how to get away with it (yet) or they can't because Vince decides to have baked beans instead right before the pasta goes al dente?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2021 17:38:37 GMT -5
Yeah the most I'm seeing in that clip isn't Azeez, it's how much Apollo probably just saved Priest's career. I love dunking on Apollo, but that is the best thing he's done in his career. Reminds me of Ryback saving Kalisto at WM that one year.
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Post by The Creepo Man on Dec 1, 2021 21:06:01 GMT -5
WWE seems to want to create a new military gimmick star every few years after Sgt. Slaughter found mainstream success. It’s just that they give them to guys who vanish from the business afterwards. Military characters are pretty much a kiss of death. Corporal Kirchner, The Truth Commission (Kurrgan more than anyone), and now Commander A-Sneeze didn’t have redeeming value . Of course, the latter had the misfortune of being saddled with a nickname with Fruity Pebbles vibes before that, so I suspected he was doomed to mid-card hell.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Dec 2, 2021 4:29:45 GMT -5
WWE seems to want to create a new military gimmick star every few years after Sgt. Slaughter found mainstream success. It’s just that they give them to guys who vanish from the business afterwards. Military characters are pretty much a kiss of death. Corporal Kirchner, The Truth Commission ( Kurrgan more than anyone), and now Commander A-Sneeze didn’t have redeeming value . Of course, the latter had the misfortune of being saddled with a nickname with Fruity Pebbles vibes before that, so I suspected he was doomed to mid-card hell. I would say Sniper was more useless when it came to the Truth Commission. The Commandant and later Jackyl were the mouthpieces, Recon was the best athlete and was probably the best worker (although that's a case of his partners being even worse more then him being actually good), and Kurrgan/Interrogator while terrible was at least really tall and scary looking. Sniper really no served purpose. He was a journeyman wrestler and the most experienced but wasn't still wasn't any good and couldn't really do anything that Brooks Jensen's Daddy couldn't do.
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Post by ThankGodForSidJustice on Dec 2, 2021 4:35:15 GMT -5
Has it ever been explained why in the Apollo/Azeez pairing that the lackey-bodyguard dude of the pair is called Commander? He isn't commanding anything. He's the one being commanded. It makes as much sense the Triangle of Terror where Sgt. Slaughter was the leader despite having a lower ranking then General Adnan and Col. Mustafa.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 2, 2021 4:53:05 GMT -5
Dude’s a decorated Commander of the Nigerian Royal Guard, this slander is unacceptable!!! Given the track record of Nigerian princes sending emails it's only a matter of time until a fan attacks him.
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Post by schma on Dec 2, 2021 6:22:03 GMT -5
I saw a Top 35 Moves of Commander Azeez video the other day Move #1: Walk forward Move #2: Turn left Move #3: Turn right Etc. Wel at least he's an ambi-turner. He has that going for him.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Dec 2, 2021 12:53:19 GMT -5
That boy is Doo Doo Butter
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 3, 2021 14:24:19 GMT -5
I saw a Top 35 Moves of Commander Azeez video the other day Move #1: Walk forward Move #2: Turn left Move #3: Turn right Etc. Braden Walker would be proud. Commander Zzzzzzzz is a more apt name.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2022 19:06:05 GMT -5
So... How long has he been with the company?
I need to look up how many matches he has had cause last week seemed like as emphatic a loss a giant could have.
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