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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 2, 2007 11:08:55 GMT -5
I just realized I don't drink, smoke, drink coffee, or use drugs. I think I had a light beer about a year ago. Hell, I don't even drink soda for gawd's sake! Will you all still respect me?
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Post by DSR on Feb 2, 2007 11:13:16 GMT -5
I just realized I don't drink, smoke, drink coffee, or use drugs. I think I had a light beer about a year ago. Hell, I don't even drink soda for gawd's sake! Will you all still respect me? Of course, we'll respect you. You're BETTER than us. ;D Well, except for me. Cause I'm also straightedge.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 2, 2007 11:17:01 GMT -5
Being straightedge means your better than us. Except for all of us straightedge peoples. We're better than everyone.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 2, 2007 11:17:54 GMT -5
I'm straight-edge, and I'm better than you.
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 2, 2007 11:22:14 GMT -5
I call Maria, then Traci Brooks, then Maria again!
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 2, 2007 11:23:21 GMT -5
Wait, CM Punk has had sex with Daffney and Traci Brooks?
Also, I get Maria after you, Invader Dave.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
Posts: 15,412
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Feb 2, 2007 11:23:40 GMT -5
Victoria's mine. Then Maria. And if there's time, So Cal Val.
And I'm getting the Coke logo on my shoulder.
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Post by DSR on Feb 2, 2007 11:23:50 GMT -5
I call Maria, then Traci Brooks, then Maria again! Hey, you called two women, you cheater! *Top rope double-underhook facebuster* Note: I hope you know what I meant by that last part.
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Post by mysterydriver on Feb 2, 2007 11:24:32 GMT -5
To quote Matt Striker: "What is the point of applauding him for something you aren't supposed to do. You aren't supposed to drink. Or smoke."
And then Tazz cut him off. Friggin Tazz.
I stand beside Matt Striker...mainly because my low self-esteem keeps me from declaring myself "better" than anyone...
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 2, 2007 11:33:45 GMT -5
I call Maria, then Traci Brooks, then Maria again! Hey, you called two women, you cheater! *Top rope double-underhook facebuster* Note: I hope you know what I meant by that last part. Dude, I just cannot figure that out, though I can't help...but feel inclined to respond like this... *Death Valley Drivers you off apron*
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 2, 2007 11:35:40 GMT -5
I'm straight edge as well, but I don't think it makes me better than anyone, except that one guy. You know who I'm talking about. Yeah, him. He sucks.
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Post by invaderdave on Feb 2, 2007 11:38:03 GMT -5
Indeed. That guy's a total bastard.
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Post by DSR on Feb 2, 2007 11:38:46 GMT -5
I'm straight edge as well, but I don't think it makes me better than anyone, except that one guy. You know who I'm talking about. Yeah, him. He sucks. By "that one guy" do you mean..."The Prophecy"?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 2, 2007 11:41:34 GMT -5
I'm straight edge as well, but I don't think it makes me better than anyone, except that one guy. You know who I'm talking about. Yeah, him. He sucks. By "that one guy" do you mean..."The Prophecy"? No, because I know I'm not better than Donovan Morgan.
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Post by DSR on Feb 2, 2007 11:43:54 GMT -5
By "that one guy" do you mean..."The Prophecy"? No, because I know I'm not better than Donovan Morgan. What if it was not just you...but also your goofy Jewish buddy and your wide-eyed trainer guy that proclaims that "someone's gonna DIE tonight"?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 2, 2007 11:44:31 GMT -5
I'm straight edge as well, but I don't think it makes me better than anyone, except that one guy. You know who I'm talking about. Yeah, him. He sucks. I Know!!!! He's horrible.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 2, 2007 11:45:04 GMT -5
No, because I know I'm not better than Donovan Morgan. What if it was not just you...but also your goofy Jewish buddy and your wide-eyed trainer guy that proclaims that "someone's gonna DIE tonight"? Then, maybe. But it's a tossup. I'm no Saint, after all. (Dear god, that was lame. Someone shoot me)
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 2, 2007 11:45:22 GMT -5
LOL
This is why I love this board.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 2, 2007 11:46:44 GMT -5
I think I will get a bitchin' Cobra tattoo.
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Post by DSR on Feb 2, 2007 11:50:36 GMT -5
What if it was not just you...but also your goofy Jewish buddy and your wide-eyed trainer guy that proclaims that "someone's gonna DIE tonight"? Then, maybe. But it's a tossup. I'm no Saint, after all. (Dear god, that was lame. Someone shoot me) That's okay. You can compete with Donovan Morgan more than once. If he happens to be better than you in one city, maybe you'll be better than him...in the second city?
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