Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Jan 17, 2022 1:04:30 GMT -5
I’ve had to pee twice while typing this.
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
Posts: 84,854
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Post by chrom on Jan 17, 2022 7:44:32 GMT -5
This song will cheer you up
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SmashTV
Dennis Stamp
Big Money, Big Prizes, I Love It!
The Excellence of Allocation
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Post by SmashTV on Jan 17, 2022 9:41:20 GMT -5
I freeze to death in the chiller section of supermarkets unless I’ve got a coat on.
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Post by DoubleDare on Jan 17, 2022 10:44:09 GMT -5
I was in a deli yesterday and 3 kids came in and all I though was "Where are their parents?"
They got soda & candy naturally lol.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 18, 2022 7:49:23 GMT -5
Got arthritis, and last month had blood pressure up so high my nose bled for hours and doctors thought I had a heart attack. I want salt and fat on something, except I can't. At 33, so that should be enough to qualify as an old man.
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Post by Tenshigure on Jan 18, 2022 9:14:22 GMT -5
In May of this year, Austin Powers will be celebrating its 25th anniversary for release. If it were to be released this year, the past would be set in 1992.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 18, 2022 14:44:55 GMT -5
Join the club, we got jackets Don't lie to him. We have sweaters, not jackets.
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Paul
Vegeta
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Post by Paul on Jan 18, 2022 14:47:29 GMT -5
Join the club, we got jackets Don't lie to him. We have sweaters, not jackets. That's good. I get cold easily these days. I could use a nice sweater. I'm in.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 18, 2022 15:22:34 GMT -5
There are high school age kids for whom 911 is a historic event that happened before they were born When people refer to events from thirty years ago-they are talking about the 90’s There is a generation of fans who only know Stone Cold Steve Austin from video clips rather than live performance I was in high school when 9/11 happened. It’s my JFK moment. I never thought I’d feel this old at 35 Also 35. What really did me in was learning Okada was a year younger than me.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Jan 18, 2022 15:24:02 GMT -5
Also, the sign you’ve become an old man is the first time you stand around with one of your friends discussing how good your yard looks Good thing I'll never be able to afford to own a yard, then. Certainly not until this stupidly expensive child is out of daycare. (He starts kindergarten this fall!)
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
Will Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse
Evolving into Geckoman
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Jan 18, 2022 18:40:25 GMT -5
Also, the sign you’ve become an old man is the first time you stand around with one of your friends discussing how good your yard looks is talk of propane and/or propane accessories encouraged? Not only is it encouraged, it’s allowed!
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Post by bibboid on Jan 18, 2022 22:10:58 GMT -5
I’m so old that when I was born there was only one Doctor and he was played by William Hartnell.
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