Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 19, 2022 16:54:09 GMT -5
How do you give HBK a chef gimmick? They never shoulda made Jericho Doink.
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Abadebe
Don Corleone
Man of the Hour
Posts: 1,469
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Post by Abadebe on Jan 19, 2022 17:07:57 GMT -5
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Post by evilhomer on Jan 19, 2022 17:12:50 GMT -5
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2022 18:51:13 GMT -5
They had one of their biggest stars come out and call one of their own wrestlers boring despite the fact that they went out of their way to tone down his charisma during interviews: He has a big penis, guys! Cheer for him!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jan 19, 2022 19:13:26 GMT -5
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PKO
King Koopa
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Post by PKO on Jan 19, 2022 19:16:03 GMT -5
You’re a single mother who has trained and worked for years for your big break. You’ve had painful and costly cosmetic surgery to fit into a narrow image of what women in the industry “should” look like. You finally get the call up, and have a one on one interview with the big boss who tells you that this… …is their big plan for you.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Jan 19, 2022 20:34:27 GMT -5
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Jan 19, 2022 20:48:12 GMT -5
You’re the daughter of a WWE Legend. You trained in the same place as Bret Hart, Edge, Chris Jericho, and the British Bulldog. You’re one of the most athletic female wrestlers in the company,
And this….
This
This is the storyline they give you 🤦🏻♂️
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dav
Hank Scorpio
Posts: 6,037
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Post by dav on Jan 19, 2022 21:52:57 GMT -5
You’re a single mother who has trained and worked for years for your big break. You’ve had painful and costly cosmetic surgery to fit into a narrow image of what women in the industry “should” look like. You finally get the call up, and have a one on one interview with the big boss who tells you that this… …is their big plan for you. I... What the blue bloody f*** is this?
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Post by smokinvokoun86 on Jan 19, 2022 22:06:59 GMT -5
This is the funniest yet saddest thread of all time.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 20, 2022 1:06:14 GMT -5
On a related story I had this solution for Walter by changing the letters of his given name but, uh Doesn’t feel like much of an improvement
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jan 20, 2022 1:06:45 GMT -5
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
Posts: 73,747
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Post by Chiral on Jan 20, 2022 1:20:32 GMT -5
You’re a single mother who has trained and worked for years for your big break. You’ve had painful and costly cosmetic surgery to fit into a narrow image of what women in the industry “should” look like. You finally get the call up, and have a one on one interview with the big boss who tells you that this… …is their big plan for you. I... What the blue bloody f*** is this? Jillian had a gimmick where she had that there growth on her face that they called a mole that everyone was repulsed by because WWE does comedy good. Boogeyman ate it off her face and that was the end of that.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 20, 2022 2:01:38 GMT -5
In all the times I've seen this I've never noticed the lady returning to her seat thinking "wtf! Who is that dressed like me!".
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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 20, 2022 4:21:56 GMT -5
I made this thread and I regret it because I'm sad now
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cj3
Bubba Ho-Tep
Posts: 567
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Post by cj3 on Jan 20, 2022 4:36:41 GMT -5
I don't care what anyone says
Drunk me says this thread belongs to The Usos. Compelling storyline but after Jey has failed and Jimmy gave in with no fight whatsoever, they a bunch of bitch boys. Greatest tag team sure but now they are knocked down to nothing BUT a team
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
Posts: 23,580
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 20, 2022 5:19:23 GMT -5
I don't know why'd you take Elias off TV to repackage him as a serious gay pirate.
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Post by facethatrunstheplace on Jan 20, 2022 7:17:14 GMT -5
Because why be crap when you can be crap AND racist? At least Kai En Tai was spoof on baddly dubbed Japanese movies, it was so absurd that it worked. Kung Fu Naki is just...yeh. Thats not even going into the fact that Kung Fu isnt japanese Speaking of which, they were doing that with Boa a few weeks ago.
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Post by Super Nintenjoe KBD on Jan 20, 2022 7:59:49 GMT -5
WWF changing to modern WWE in general.
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Post by Jaws the Shark on Jan 20, 2022 10:06:58 GMT -5
I can't believe that when talking about gimmicks that were crap and racist I forgot this:
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