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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 22, 2022 21:14:44 GMT -5
It's time the world got evil stewardess Jade Cargo.
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Jan 22, 2022 22:15:53 GMT -5
Fisherman Hook.
When he turns heel.he bicomes Pirate Hook
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 22, 2022 22:49:17 GMT -5
Jon Boxley - Arrives to the arena in a cardboard box on the back of a truck. His Bulldog Choke finisher is renamed "The Box Cutter".
Cozy Rhodes - Male version of Wendy Choo.
Hikaru Shida - Pole Dancer
Adam Coal Miner, BAY BAY!
Kenny Omega Red
Kris Statlander becomes even more of an alien by "zapping" random people with a ray gun in pre-taped vignettes, and wears an exaggerated mask.
Bryan Danielson - Ricky Steamboat's fire-breathing dragon gimmick from his 1991 WWF run.
Britt Baker - Becomes a literal baker who carries a cake out to the ring.
Tay Conti - Martial Artist
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Post by smokinvokoun86 on Jan 22, 2022 22:49:34 GMT -5
PAC-MAN = PAC-Man enthusiast. Every promo ends with “Waka Waka.”
Sir Lance Archer = Robin Hood Cosplayer, carries a bow and arrow.
King Edward the 1st = Eddie Kingston with a crown on.
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Post by polarbearpete on Jan 22, 2022 22:57:48 GMT -5
They should’ve never made Chris Jericho Doink.
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Post by Cyno on Jan 22, 2022 23:23:49 GMT -5
Young Bucks are renamed Rudolph (Matt) and Blitzen (Nick) and come to the ring dressed like reindeer. Their new finisher is called Merry Christmas!
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Post by 06vwgti on Jan 22, 2022 23:44:57 GMT -5
Britt Baker - Becomes a literal baker who carries a cake out to the ring. Brodie loves cakes!
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asuka007
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by asuka007 on Jan 22, 2022 23:49:16 GMT -5
Tay Conti and Anna Jay=Poisonous Love.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 22, 2022 23:51:35 GMT -5
Bear Country become bro country douchebags like Briggs and Jensen.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Jan 23, 2022 0:54:31 GMT -5
Fisherman Hook. When he turns heel.he bicomes Pirate Hook Honestly, I think I would enjoy this, regardless of the promotion.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 23, 2022 0:54:49 GMT -5
Bear Country become bro country douchebags like Briggs and Jensen. They're still called Bear Country but they're now a gay couple.
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Post by Tiffany Stratton's Daddy on Jan 23, 2022 1:30:47 GMT -5
Cody Rhodes comes out in his brother Goldust's facepaint and is known as "stardust" with a big ass star on his face like Mermaid Man
Billy Gunn complains that his ass cream makes him itch and gets a singles run
FTR wear suspenders to the ring and dress up as clowns
Chavo Guerrero dyes his hair and with the Guerrero name meaning nothing, goes by "Kerwin White"
Christian Cage just loses a lot and smiles
Dustin Rhodes loses the facepaint and finds his religious side, all to find out his wife is sleeping with a pornstar on national television
Jon Moxley comes out in a full hazmask suit and thinks the whole earth's population is disgusting and has a deadly disease
Lio Rush becomes Bobby Lashley's bitch
Miro also finds out his wife is cheating, but this time to Bobby Lashley, whose bitch is Lio Rush and Lio watches while hyping Bobby Lashley up
Pac becomes Mighty Mouse
Paul Wight cries like a bitch in the ring and does whatever his boss tells him to do while he fights his inner demons
damn... those are some good ideas. If Vince wants a new writer, I'm looking for a job! Just hope he doesn't steal my ideas without a nice check in the mail
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Post by Andee9001 on Jan 23, 2022 4:44:08 GMT -5
Britt Baker - Evil dentist.....but in a different way.
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Post by wankah on Jan 23, 2022 6:48:42 GMT -5
Britt Baker the anal doctor Jamie Hayter the anal enthusiast Rebel mainly from anal Kris Statlander the anal UFO Cody Rhodes the anal nightmare Penta El Zero Anal Anal Fenix Bastard(anal) Pac QT Marshall Eddie Analston
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 23, 2022 7:59:21 GMT -5
Britt Baker the anal doctor Jamie Hayter the anal enthusiast Rebel mainly from anal Kris Statlander the anal UFO Cody Rhodes the anal nightmare Penta El Zero Anal Anal Fenix Bastard(anal) Pac QT Marshall Eddie Analston So like this?
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Post by dbsot on Jan 23, 2022 8:37:08 GMT -5
Britt Baker runs a scheme where she offers baked goods to wrestlers and then a week later offers to clean their teeth for a price.
Brian Pillman would be renamed Brian Preakker, with almost no mention of his dad.
Wardlow would be Rick Rumstein, male valet for Mandy Rose.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 23, 2022 9:09:58 GMT -5
Britt Baker runs a scheme where she offers baked goods to wrestlers and then a week later offers to clean their teeth for a price. Brian Pillman would be renamed Brian Preakker, with almost no mention of his dad. Wardlow would be Rick Rumstein, male valet for Mandy Rose. Jim Ross:"Preakker is a loose cannon! Flyin' through the air like a ferocious Bengal!"
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by asuka007 on Jan 23, 2022 11:31:51 GMT -5
Kris Statlander is constantly kidnapping other wrestlers and trying to “probe” them.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Jan 24, 2022 5:32:06 GMT -5
Austin & Colten Gunn are two high school jocks that get addicted to licking psychadelic toads but then their dad comes in disguised as cool youth Lando Gunn to set them straight.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 24, 2022 22:12:46 GMT -5
Brock Anderson = Andders Smassherr
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