J. Hova
Don Corleone
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Post by J. Hova on Jan 24, 2022 23:30:23 GMT -5
I wouldn't be surprised if Vince makes it into his 90s or makes 100. He's been a health freak for 50 years or more, doesn't smoke, and as Lewis Black once said, "The good die young, but pricks live forever."
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Post by Ash Kingston on Jan 24, 2022 23:33:10 GMT -5
It's gonna be 2280 and Vince will have pulled a Mr. House to keep running WWE, even though the world ended a century earlier.
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Jan 25, 2022 2:37:52 GMT -5
Vince's mom is ancient, but he's already outlived his dad. Genetics are a real lottery, so it's hard to tell what Vince can expect. Still, I don't know about "no signs of slowing down" when he's honestly getting considerably harder to understand. His mom probably never did steroids to build muscles or had weird erratic sleep schedule and likely you won't find any other people who lived to be centenarians like Vince. Genetics can only take you so far,I would be very surprised if his heart and lungs allow him to be around 12-15 years from now let alone another 25. |
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hassanchop
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jan 25, 2022 3:24:22 GMT -5
He doesn’t show signs because he probably doesn’t know subtlety It never fails to shock me that his mother is still alive and has never been used for anything  “Hello, Mr McMahon this is your mother speaking…” |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2022 5:39:40 GMT -5
Jesus don't threaten people like that Bruce
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Bad Moon
Unicron
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Post by Bad Moon on Jan 25, 2022 5:46:27 GMT -5
Yes, and that's the problem.
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Post by Ryushinku on Jan 25, 2022 6:22:05 GMT -5
Also, water is wet.
I think we all know that Vince will keep working like a maniac, regardless of quality, until he drops dead in Gorilla.
I'd also give good odds that Vince has something written into his will that expressly wants his coffin or his ashes used in an angle. Carny to the core, carny to the end.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 25, 2022 7:44:17 GMT -5
He’s an old white male billionaire with no morals. He’s living to at least 200.
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Futureraven: Beelzebruv
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Ultimate Arbiter of Right And Wrong
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Post by Futureraven: Beelzebruv on Jan 25, 2022 8:28:08 GMT -5
I wouldn't be surprised if Vince makes it into his 90s or makes 100. He's been a health freak for 50 years or more, doesn't smoke, and as Lewis Black once said, "The good die young, but pricks live forever." I'd say body freak not necessarily health freak. Doesn't smoke, but a shit ton of coke and steroids and no sleep ain't that healthy. |
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Post by fg on Jan 25, 2022 19:09:03 GMT -5
He’s an old white male billionaire with no morals. He’s living to at least 200. He’s like the real life version of C. Mountgomery Burns. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 25, 2022 19:14:32 GMT -5
He’s an old white male billionaire with no morals. He’s living to at least 200. Pal, From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal. >_> |
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Post by madness50 on Jan 25, 2022 20:23:43 GMT -5
Vince is going to be like Kraang or that guy who’s head was in a jar in Crank 2. He’s never giving up control of the WWE.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2022 20:58:54 GMT -5
While his mother is still kicking.
His father died at 73.
Vince is 76 and might or might not have been on the juice.
Just throwing that out there.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 25, 2022 21:10:20 GMT -5
If Vince dies soon I'm blaming Bruce.
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cjh
Hank Scorpio
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Post by cjh on Jan 25, 2022 21:17:01 GMT -5
While his mother is still kicking. His father died at 73. Vince is 76 and might or might not have been on the juice. Just throwing that out there. Vince Sr. died younger than that. He wouldn't have turned 73 until 1987. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2022 21:23:14 GMT -5
While his mother is still kicking. His father died at 73. Vince is 76 and might or might not have been on the juice. Just throwing that out there. Vince Sr. died younger than that. He wouldn't have turned 73 until 1987. Don’t know what I clicked on earlier. Your right. Vince Sr. died when he was 69. Jess McMahon died at 72. |
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nisidhe
Hank Scorpio
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Post by nisidhe on Jan 26, 2022 8:05:23 GMT -5
Bruce's talk reminds me of Susanne Blum, the Duke and Duchess of Windsor's lawyer, touting up the Duchess's condition during the last few years of her life, while stealing the jewelry and everything else not tied down while Wallis lay in bed not knowing where she was.
Vince is in some straits health-wise, I think.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 26, 2022 8:49:59 GMT -5
What I take away from a couple of topics on FAN is that Vince is slowing down and they're getting ready to sell
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 29, 2022 6:45:36 GMT -5
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 29, 2022 8:36:47 GMT -5
one thing we all forgot, vince has been hard at work perfecting cloning technology for years, he'll have his consciousness uploaded to a super computer until he has the perfect body grown for himself.
it's also the real reason behind his obsession with hoss type wrestlers, he's been trying to combine their dna.
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