ISO Mid Thigh Pull
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Post by ISO Mid Thigh Pull on Jan 30, 2022 0:45:39 GMT -5
This is gonna be the hottest feud of 2024 I can feel it in my bones. Can you imagine the force, the power, the drive of Ridgemania colliding with a Mountain Of Moss? You're picturing it right now I know you are. Here comes Big Ridge, all the Ridgies in the crowd are going crazy. Ever since he vanquished Veer's million dollar son people have really been behind him. Everyone's singing along to his song with tears in their eyes. But then there's a calm.
Oh no Oh man
The symphony plays, the electricity is spreading all through the arena -- Oh yeah, it's Moss Time. Kids literally crying. Their parents crying cause their kid is crying. Madcap Moss takes 1 suspender off. Look at the genetic jackhammer. He enters the ring. He takes his second suspender off. A small child screams for their hero.
Oh yeah, it's go time.
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Post by FALLOUT Goldashausen #BLM on Jan 30, 2022 1:04:46 GMT -5
This will be the greatest history in the moment of our sport.
Especially if Garfunkel & Oates play them to the ring, just like Saliva did in Toronto (where they famously told the audience to put their asses over their shoulders or something).
Maybe they can play a cover of "Can You Feel It" by The Jacksons to get the crowd extra super hyped.
Maybe their pre match video package can be a parody of that song's music video. Moss can hold up a rainbow and Holland can sprinkle glitter over a city.
Either way, money waiting to be printed.
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Post by Chiral on Jan 30, 2022 1:06:15 GMT -5
I know I'm gonna be really partial to the midcard world title feud between Shanky and Omos but the fans will all be in the arenas for the true main event Madcap Moss vs. Ridge Holland matches.
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Post by 06vwgti on Jan 30, 2022 1:18:03 GMT -5
I still can't get over how weird madcap moss's ring attire looks
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Post by ppl591 on Jan 30, 2022 3:11:22 GMT -5
Once Veer is inserted as the 3rd man we're look at an all timer
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Post by thehottag on Jan 30, 2022 3:34:36 GMT -5
"You think you're special... You do..."
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jan 30, 2022 3:53:50 GMT -5
I am absolutely flabbergastered to hear folks saying "Why didn't they use any of the NXT guys?" after this show. I just assumed that all of those bottom-of-the-barrel dorks filling out the Rumble were trainees from developmental.
They let these guys on TV? Like, real TV? Regularly?
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Post by RadcapRadsley on Jan 30, 2022 4:30:00 GMT -5
What do you call Ridge Holland after he loses his Universal title to Madcap at the 2023 Royal Rumble? Ridge AmsterDamned
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Post by Chiral on Jan 30, 2022 4:34:17 GMT -5
I am absolutely flabbergastered to hear folks saying "Why didn't they use any of the NXT guys?" after this show. I just assumed that all of those bottom-of-the-barrel dorks filling out the Rumble were trainees from developmental. They let these guys on TV? Like, real TV? Regularly? He wasn't in the Rumble so this isn't an entirely fair example but this is the caliber of talent they're letting on main roster TV nowadays:
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 30, 2022 4:40:58 GMT -5
these two people dress like perverts, I cant abide this
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Post by chazraps on Jan 30, 2022 5:32:19 GMT -5
I am absolutely flabbergastered to hear folks saying "Why didn't they use any of the NXT guys?" after this show. I just assumed that all of those bottom-of-the-barrel dorks filling out the Rumble were trainees from developmental. They let these guys on TV? Like, real TV? Regularly? This is actually Madcap Moss' third incarnation for a main roster push. Prior to this, he was a former 24/7 Champion and then a regular victor on RAW Underground. Prior to those, he's the guy who injured Hideo Itami (better known today as NJPW's KENTA) in NXT in 2016.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 30, 2022 5:43:00 GMT -5
That's a main event anywhere in the country.
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Post by dbrussel on Jan 30, 2022 8:04:07 GMT -5
No joke, Ridge has some potential. It's his booking what i fear
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2022 8:10:42 GMT -5
What do you call Ridge Holland after he loses his Universal title to Madcap at the 2023 Royal Rumble? Ridge AmsterDamned
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2022 8:11:15 GMT -5
No joke, Ridge has some potential. It's his booking what i fear He's yet to really catch on with the main roster crowds so far, but at least they had the right idea by pairing him with Sheamus.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 30, 2022 8:37:48 GMT -5
I am absolutely flabbergastered to hear folks saying "Why didn't they use any of the NXT guys?" after this show. I just assumed that all of those bottom-of-the-barrel dorks filling out the Rumble were trainees from developmental. They let these guys on TV? Like, real TV? Regularly? Yes, they are... this is the future Vince apparently wants, until he changes his mind tomorrow.
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Post by tagteammatchplaya on Jan 30, 2022 11:02:44 GMT -5
If real wrestling fans booked this rumble, Moss would have won from number 1 and eliminated everyone one by one, as soon as Moss was eliminated, all interest was lost
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jan 30, 2022 11:15:02 GMT -5
MadCap Moss’ attire was the co-highlight of the Men’s Royal Rumble. I need that man to be a champion.
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Post by krozor on Jan 30, 2022 11:26:37 GMT -5
"I'm gonna go ahead and cut you off here, let's just go ahead and take Happy Corbin outta the equation - bam, he's a non-factor. The fact is, Ridge, you got the Universal Title, and I want it."
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Post by Rican on Jan 30, 2022 11:27:44 GMT -5
God almighty those guys sucked. I was not motivated to pick back up watching WWE seeing a lot of these guys
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