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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 18, 2022 16:30:28 GMT -5
Yeah this is who his match is against Video package set to something from the 04 Punisher soundtrack (perhaps IF U WANNA STEP UP (STEP UP) U GET KNOCKED DOWN) building up to Papa John vs. EC3 at CYN: Judgment Day Given the theme of the day if you want a song from the Punisher soundtrack I suggest Slow Chemical.
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 18, 2022 16:34:40 GMT -5
Also furthermore the "you can do whatever!" can kinda work (at least in THEORY) for the internet... but... like Television tends to be a lot more structured... Whenever I see the "Give wrestlers more freedom!" push, I'm instantly reminded of Damien Sandow's Librace gimmick in TNA and how sometimes wrestlers have f***ing awful ideas.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 18, 2022 18:45:58 GMT -5
What the f*** is this
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Post by eJm on Feb 18, 2022 18:51:23 GMT -5
It's called a web forum, people post in them and have discussions that can vary depending on the moderators and... Oh, you meant the topic. Something something dramatic character rehab?
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 18, 2022 18:58:49 GMT -5
I'm going to embed the above post to make sure everyone sees how dire these straights are. This further enforces that it's not parody. Man, no one's been asking the Elite to book Flip in forever, have they?
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 18, 2022 19:02:57 GMT -5
I feel dumb, 6 pages in and I'm still not sure what this is in regards to wrestling
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Feb 18, 2022 19:20:58 GMT -5
It's called a web forum, people post in them and have discussions that can vary depending on the moderators and... Oh, you meant the topic. Something something dramatic character rehab? The fact EC3 is still trying to get this control your narrative character over and turned it into a promotion is just ............
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Feb 18, 2022 20:19:40 GMT -5
I can’t stop laughing at “Psychoboy”. This is incredible.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2022 20:36:09 GMT -5
Yeah this is who his match is against Video package set to something from the 04 Punisher soundtrack (perhaps IF U WANNA STEP UP (STEP UP) U GET KNOCKED DOWN) building up to Papa John vs. EC3 at CYN: Judgment Day That song was a f***ing WRESTLEMANIA theme!
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Feb 18, 2022 20:49:18 GMT -5
Video package set to something from the 04 Punisher soundtrack (perhaps IF U WANNA STEP UP (STEP UP) U GET KNOCKED DOWN) building up to Papa John vs. EC3 at CYN: Judgment Day That song was a f***ing WRESTLEMANIA theme! Still not as weird as Snow (Hey Oh) 1), somehow being the theme to a WrestleMania and 2), somehow being the theme to one of the live action Death Note movies.
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Post by Chiral on Feb 19, 2022 0:26:40 GMT -5
Alright a day removed so let's (sigh) wrap this thing up. -Percy Watson: "I MUST MAKE ABUNDANTLY CLEAR THAT THIS MAN WANTS TO TAKE YOUR SOUL." The moral of the Narrative is that it's really a Vince Recovery Group/cult apparently -"DO A MANS ACTIONS" -Braun sits sadly as a guy plays electric violin (or viola maybe) behind him -Braun with a tribute entrance to Raquel -"One last reminder that in this corporate colosseum, a family was slain to honor a chosen son." WE GET IT BRAUN YOU'RE SAD ROMAN GOT PUSHED OVER YOU -Every like fifth line the narrator drops his voice and sounds like he's reading words out loud for the first time -how the f*** is this match gonna go thirty minutes -the religious allegories in this feel Zack Snyder esque. Honestly the gritty lighting, grim storytelling, focus on EC3's glistening muscles, this feels like wrestling made for Snyder fans -EC3's just standing there while Braun bares his soul about beating him years ago in a match and about how lost he is now -I really hoped when they said "A chair is not an instrument to maim" they were about to wax poetic about how a device used for sitting is now used for violence but alas they just talked about it as a weapon -EC3's WWE run really f***ed him up huh -EC3 wails on Braun as music from Racing Lagoon plays -There's still 10 minutes left of this but Braun's Titan now what else is there to do here -BRAY WYATT TO CYN CONFIRMED -According to Percy Watson, EC3 has now become the one thing he hates, so he's Vince now? -and that's that -A POST CREDITS SCENE well that was that. In a way I'm glad this exists? Strangely, I think the wrestling landscape is in need of more content like this, whether you take that as absurd roastable hilarious self important bad wrestling, cinematic wrestling in general, wrestlers using their creative freedom for...things, or what have you. I'm all for more wrestling having weird dumb shit like this, because it's more fun to dissect and goof on weird and dumb shit than boring stuff yaknow?
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Post by Cyno on Feb 19, 2022 0:30:07 GMT -5
This entire thread and the entire philosophy behind this promotion, just makes me think of every time there's been a reasonably well-known video game creator who's just departed or been fired from Capcom/Konami/etc and has gotten carte blanche via Kickstarter or some other indy fundraiser to Do Their Thing (TM) without the pesky big AAA publisher holding them down, and then the game they actually make has an awesome trailer but then the game itself plays about as well as CYN makes sense. Hey! Bloodstained was really good.
And probably the exception that proves the rule. >_>
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Post by David-Arquette was in WCW 2000 on Feb 19, 2022 2:02:27 GMT -5
It's called a web forum, people post in them and have discussions that can vary depending on the moderators and... Oh, you meant the topic. Something something dramatic character rehab? The fact EC3 is still trying to get this control your narrative character over and turned it into a promotion is just ............ I was all for EC3 pushing this CYN character and philosophy... Two years ago... When I thought it was a parody.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2022 2:30:50 GMT -5
I'm going to embed the above post to make sure everyone sees how dire these straights are. This further enforces that it's not parody. Can't wait for Drake Wuertz to join.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Feb 19, 2022 3:11:29 GMT -5
Oh no
The first show is in Orlando, right near me.
Do I dare witness a trainwreck in real time?
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Post by chazraps on Feb 19, 2022 3:14:10 GMT -5
Oh no The first show is in Orlando, right near me. Do I dare witness a trainwreck in real time? I wouldn't risk your health. They're probably going to name the next strain after this show.
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Post by pinja on Feb 19, 2022 3:21:28 GMT -5
Oh no The first show is in Orlando, right near me. Do I dare witness a trainwreck in real time? OnLY ... if you belIEve ... that succUMBING to your innerMOST FEars ... means freeing yourself for YOUR ... desires.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 19, 2022 3:54:18 GMT -5
I am 14 and Very smart and this all very deep.
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Post by Raskovnik on Feb 19, 2022 4:09:07 GMT -5
I adore this thread. Thank you EC3 for bringing us together.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 19, 2022 5:07:25 GMT -5
Oh no The first show is in Orlando, right near me. Do I dare witness a trainwreck in real time? OnLY ... if you belIEve ... that succUMBING to your innerMOST FEars ... means freeing yourself for YOUR ... desires. Dude totally looks like someone who would’ve been cast as a foreign heel in the territories.
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