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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 27, 2007 16:15:24 GMT -5
I don't have any tattoos, but I heard a story on the Dan Patrick show that a guy got a huge Fighting Irish tattoo that read "NOTER DAME" Anyone know any bad tattoo stories?
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Feb 27, 2007 16:16:46 GMT -5
I read in MAXIM that this girl was getting a tatoo on her ass, and beneath it the tatoo artist wrote "Property of" and then his name. Smooth move, and she claimed they eventually got married.
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Post by chibidiablo on Feb 27, 2007 16:43:38 GMT -5
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 27, 2007 16:50:23 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure that's a good way to have your license (if the dude was licensed to begin with) taken away. At least, around here it would be. My only "horror story" is that it hurt, because it's on my back and the dude had to draw right over my spine. That's about all, though, and isn't going to stop me from getting more when I can afford it and have the time to let it heal properly.
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 27, 2007 16:55:49 GMT -5
check out britney spears' ink. those are good stories right there.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 27, 2007 17:03:16 GMT -5
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Feb 27, 2007 17:37:46 GMT -5
My only "horror story" is that it hurt, because it's on my back and the dude had to draw right over my spine. That's about all, though, and isn't going to stop me from getting more when I can afford it and have the time to let it heal properly. Is it odd that I liked it when he went over my spine??
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 27, 2007 18:02:04 GMT -5
The shin hurts like a mugga mugga.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Feb 27, 2007 19:35:16 GMT -5
I had a friend who wanted a sort of scary wolf thing in the woods, like some sort of Iron Maiden album cover on his arm. It ended up looking like a scruffy, angry Yogi bear. He never mentioned it again.
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Post by oltrelamorte on Feb 27, 2007 21:53:14 GMT -5
One of my friends has this abomination tattooed on him: Above it is the crappiest skull ever with fire axes behind it. This one nutsack that I don't like who thinks Batista is Jesus has this tattoo of a bear ripping out of his arm that reads "Pappa Bear." Isn't it spelled "papa" or "poppa?" He weighs 450 pounds too.
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 27, 2007 21:56:07 GMT -5
i tried to get a "W" tattoed on each ass cheek, so when i bent over it spelled "WOW" but they waxed up and made one of them an "M"
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 27, 2007 21:57:38 GMT -5
My only "horror story" is that it hurt, because it's on my back and the dude had to draw right over my spine. That's about all, though, and isn't going to stop me from getting more when I can afford it and have the time to let it heal properly. Is it odd that I liked it when he went over my spine?? Hey, man, whatever floats your boat. It only really hurt until I got used to the pain. After that it wasn't bad. It was itchy as all hell afterwards, which is why I need a touch-up one of these days.
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Post by mcclanahan on Feb 27, 2007 22:04:52 GMT -5
I got to see some free hand work by the guy that trained my aunt, basically if you let him free hand something there will be at least one penis hidden in it...we saw one on an Eagle and one in Dale Earnharts mustache
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 27, 2007 22:30:03 GMT -5
i tried to get a "W" tattoed on each ass cheek, so when i bent over it spelled "WOW" but they waxed up and made one of them an "M" It would have been funny if they were both M's.
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 27, 2007 22:32:08 GMT -5
i tried to get a "W" tattoed on each ass cheek, so when i bent over it spelled "WOW" but they waxed up and made one of them an "M" It would have been funny if they were both M's. eeeew then it woulda spelled "MOM"
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Post by mcclanahan on Feb 27, 2007 22:38:37 GMT -5
It would have been funny if they were both M's. eeeew then it woulda spelled "MOM" ...that would be quite funny
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Post by Lord Rahl on Feb 27, 2007 22:43:09 GMT -5
My only "horror story" is that it hurt, because it's on my back and the dude had to draw right over my spine. That's about all, though, and isn't going to stop me from getting more when I can afford it and have the time to let it heal properly. Is it odd that I liked it when he went over my spine?? From talking to people, and my own experiences, what hurts who is differant with everyone. My spine didnt hurt too bad, shoulder blades hurt like wax though. On me, the outline hurts worse than the coloring, my fiancee is the opposite.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 27, 2007 22:53:11 GMT -5
Is it odd that I liked it when he went over my spine?? From talking to people, and my own experiences, what hurts who is differant with everyone. My spine didnt hurt too bad, shoulder blades hurt like wax though. On me, the outline hurts worse than the coloring, my fiancee is the opposite. Oh yeah, the outline was definitely the worst part for me. The coloring wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be.
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 27, 2007 23:30:22 GMT -5
the colouring killed on my tattoo, i could barely feel the outline
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Post by nisi on Feb 28, 2007 0:49:12 GMT -5
News this week did a story on how 13% of all tats get infections that require medical attention. That's a bad story in itself.
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